In general, I did not need this garbage. I myself have a big “squid”, or rather a sea cucumber - like a trepang! I looked at Lech. He shook his head, frightened and negative. The idiot apparently thought that I would make him give this thing to my sister. But the voice of this saleswoman was almost on the verge of a groan when she said: “We take it!”, Completely struck me.

- We take! - I answered firmly.

- OU! You will not regret! This is a woman's happiness. ”She played her finger a little more with the“ squid ”put on, he came to life and waved tentacles to me like a hairy head, and then sent him to a box. - Do you know what? With a fifty percent discount, I will offer you a lubricant. Water based. It contains mint and cantharidin extract. Well, so that the girl can be positively disturbed if she ... Well, you understand ... - And the doll saleswoman laughed so happily at the whole store, as if I suggested she spend that night with me today, and all these purchases were meant for her.

- Give and greasing, - I did not begin to contradict to the beautiful woman. - Well, if you say to "disturb" ... it does not hurt us.

- You are such a cool man! - she suddenly breathed out as loudly as if she had finished from a vibrator. - Let me give you my personal advice ... Here are the drops. Recommend! It's just pipets - full fly away! Aha ha! I do not even own it from them. Killer stuff. - She leaned toward me through the window, throwing out quite large "melons" on the glass. - I'm sorry, but a couple of drops and even a virgin - will immediately become a complete slut! - And the saleswoman put a small crystal bubble on her palm.

You know, my dear readers, in general, I usually without any spanning flies out there, etc., but fucking ... if "even a virgin will immediately become a whore" ... without comment.

- I take ‼! - I barked, scaring a low young client, who was shy and quiet, with envious eyes, looked at a huge silicone phalos on a nearby rack. Which I would, in the style of this sex shop, called "daddy dick."

The saleswoman quickly deftly packed everything and gave me a stunning figure. Yes, friends, you have to pay for everything in this world ... and not a little. I parted with several large bills, but in return I also received a business card with a beautiful name: Lika Byrne.

When we were leaving, I heard the voice of this amazing saleswoman, Lika:

- OU! This is just a great choice! I see, you know a lot ... We girls like it when the size is bigger, right? Do you want to give advice? ..

Hmmm, today this short client who has gone into the store, how to drink, will ditch herself between this huge phallus between her legs, tearing her pussy and God knows that imagining there being in her little head. Well even if without this ugly "squid" with grease and drops - from which you can become a whore ...

- On here hold stockings. With transparent socks and heels! As many as seven dan! If you understand what I mean, I generously gave Lekha a top quality product from Italy. And the Italians know a lot about sex.

- ABOUT! Thank you, Sanya! - triumphant chum. “What does seven dan mean?”

- It means that they are thin as a light, solid tan, my country friend! Now it's up to you. Let's go for a swimsuit.

We drove to the next store. Koresh did not know that he was waiting for a wonderful surprise, from which he would have very exciting feelings.

We again parked and went into the hall, where you could drown in a variety of options for the most fantastic swimsuits and bodysuits for every taste.

- Well, my old pervert. Are you ready to personally choose a swimsuit for your sister's body with your own hands?

- Sanya, yah nah ?! I? Are you serious? - Worried Lech.

- Quietly! Do not smash the windows, fussy dog.Well, what's up with that? What kind of panic? Let's see what you choose for your bitch. - And I waved a hand to a girl consultant.

In front of us, a mature bitch with a make up “draw me off soon and fuck me quicker” appeared.

- uh ...

“Valentina,” the “bitch” introduced herself. - What do you want to buy?

- Here is my chum. He wants for his girlfriend to buy a swimsuit, ”I said.

“Come on, well,” said Valentine and led us to the first shelving. - We have different collections: this year, the past. What would you like to see?

- Well ... This is ... I do not know ... - Lech stammered.

- I would like something modest, but not very much so that it would be decent, but bold. In general, stylish, but defiant, bold, but unexpected! - I puzzled Valentine.

“Then this one,” Valentina pulled out a blue swimsuit. “Original and tasteful,” she added. - Cups, bones ... And what is the size of your girl's breast?

- You know, is it possible that the cup was unlined, but just cloth? - Suddenly pierced me with his intellect chum-Lyokha. - Size ... Uh ... Just like you.

- Oh, clearly, it means the second. Well, it's just called a cup. Can. Here you are - she got some kind of rag - an ultra-fashionable youth separate swimsuit, model “Bikini” from the company “Amazonka”. Very much will look at the girl, see what kind of print. Chest perfectly sit down, beautiful panties.

- Can anything be a bit sexier? - Lech was carried away by the choice for his sister. I turned to him and while Valentine was busy searching, I twisted my temple. This was not my plan.

“So ... let's see now,” said Valentina, and took another one that was completely turquoise from the hanger. - Everything is the same, only he has a little secret: when he gets wet, he becomes a little bleached and the girl becomes very seductive in him. Not that quiteaboutIt was going, but still ... Do you see on his label in small letters attributed to "erotic"? This is a new model, of course, worth the money, but ... leave an unforgettable impression!

- Yes, yes, we buy! - rattled Lyokha and ran like a lame monkey to the cashier.

Five thousand as it was not, but Lyokha carried his main trophy, and from his expression one could think that he had already given a swimsuit to Nadya.

- Dick, what are you looking at? I bought my sister a depraved fuck and goes smiling. For him, she will ask you questions for sure, - I warned him.

“Fuck,” said a fearless friend. - I'm in shock!

“You’ll get pussies from Nadi, then we’ll see what impact you’ll be.” With such success, she could give her the dressing gown from the sex shop. What is the difference in wet or dry boobs shine?

- And I will say that it is a gift from you! And if I do not know anything, just passed! - grunted assertive friend.

- Fuck you smart ass! Koresh wanted to substitute? - It was already impudent lawlessness. Although I liked the idea. So I know Nadyushka, even talked several times: visiting Lyokha and at the picnics for which he took her with him. If anything, I’ll say that I was just joking and wanted to make a pleasant surprise, they say, the girl is beautiful and all that. He laughs and that's all. No, not that we wanted. “The very fact that such a gift is presented to her by her brother, and not by a stranger,” I continued. - Do you understand? We remove the test. And so what? She and so all dryuchat on the side. We want to sow doubt in her head, they say, but what if brother really has not forgotten stockings, and if he has specially put in there? No, Lech, give from yourself. And the fact that such a swimsuit bought, then again - and explain yourself. I didn’t beat you up on it - it was your personal choice “and you can be a bit sexier”, remember? This is you pizdel about this saleswoman ... well, that's what they gave you. Now your Nadya will shine with all her bare hands after bathing. Aha ha ha! I imagine that now it will be not only Caucasian, but some other Armenian diaspora. Ebanko, I bought a swimsuit for my sister! You would have brought that mother’s robe called “mother’s” to the mother. Aha ha ha ha! I fucking fucking ... Read more →