But they arrived in two weeks, apparently thinking that they would do us a favor. Having looked at the proposed contract, Zhora literally neighing and threw it into the fireplace. A representative of the company "Rhine-metal", he showed a contract with the company Walter - the number of percent was two times higher. And echidnn! - a regal gesture pointing to the door. Money does not interest us at all, but here are the principles - we do not change them. We wanted to do you a favor, but, but, dear Herr ... You have lost very, very big money. By the way, let's go for our villa ... Your host is completely without brains, he wanted to fool us You know what I tell you! The boys are all of you, and even with one gyrus - after the cap, and unreasonably high self-conceit. I told my girlfriends and Zhore that in comparison with them and their stupid self-conceit, they say we are so young and it is easy to deceive us - I myself felt like a hundred-year old man and just the same giant of thought. Well, now look, gentlemen, gerry!

Looking around my villa and furnishings, they were clearly impressed. Well, of course, Zhora could not fail to produce an effect - in the courtyard, both Cossacks began shooting at targets against the wall of the barn with two hands. It was just awesome! And then they smashed the second target near the gate with whips. Then I showed them shooting in Macedonian from “Walters”, and Zhora - in short bursts from “Stechkin” broke the last target ... And again the effect of Jora - he let two Chinese lanterns into the sky, and our beauties got their brightly shining gilded "Walters". Dual shot and lanterns scatter into smithereens! Both lawyers left with open mouths and round bulging eyes. And to my question, Zhora answered that in this way he would help the stupid owners of that firm refrain from thinking about attacking our homes. Heather is an old opera! Well, the final effect - our wives, wearing dresses from Swarovski, conducted the hapless visitors to the exit. It seems that the chic dresses of our wives, trimmed with rhinestones, made the biggest impression on them! Perhaps, that more effect from the shooting "in Macedonian." The stingy Gerry just were stunned by the cost of our friends' dresses!

Schmeisser himself has already turned out to be in the well-known firm Fabrik Nacional in the future, a skillful creator of FN-FAL. When the raptures subsided, we signed an excellent contract with the FN, and in it Zhora provided for the delivery at our expense of a dozen "Erms" to the palace guard of the emperor and to the officer's Assembly of the Guard.

Ball. How much of this sound for the officer's heart has merged, how much it has responded! The large ballroom of the Officers' Assembly, on ordinary days, coldly official and rattling with an uncomfortable echo from under their feet, seemed to everyone who walked through it, simply enormous. On holiday days - just big, but already quite comfortable.And only once or twice a year, it was filled to the end: by gentlemen officers and invited guests, it was decorated with fresh flowers and acquired that unique on ordinary days atmosphere of an important present place, the same one that is remembered through half the life. Oh, this ball! Courageous officers in a beautiful parade-uniform, occasionally twisting their mustaches, turned their eyes on with equally beautifully dressed girls and even married ladies - while their husbands looked with lust at other people's wives and daughters. Graceful figures of dancers in the center of the hall, endless conversations and giggles around the edges and no less endless flirting, giving to any public event that special, unforgettable spicy taste of real high life. Rarely, very rarely did the light from the large windows of the congregation pour into the street all night, the passage and all the surroundings were forced by the crews, and anyone could approach the fence and listen to the faint sound of voices and enchanting waltz music. The first designer, crammed with his competitors and almost forgotten by history, immediately appreciated this product of the future. He knew for sure that this automatic rifle famously and accurately would make a revolution in weapons business and, on a par with AK, will be produced for more than fifty years in modifications. So, soon on the stand in a very small, very small experimental workshop, the drawings of this completely completely dismantled wonder-rifle were already being prepared. Sudaev was delighted - by this he could become famous forever!

We were glad too. After all, its PPP is 2 kg lighter than PPSH, the metal needed for it is much less and labor costs are three times less. Here is how! After the war, PPP will be produced in many countries, even in Spain and Germany. In addition, prepare a large batch of PPP with a wooden butt - for internal troops. Moreover, dear Alexey Ivanovich, even after 50 years your faculty will be constantly upgraded and used - in the mountains for border guards this is the most convenient weapon! And more! These medicines and vitamins - there is no such talent to die in 1946! These are simply miracle cures and they will greatly help you. You have a lot of work ahead! Yes, and soon there will be this one, and now your magnificent SVS rifle is a self-loading rifle by designer Sudayev! Take medications strictly on the recommendations! And now - to the girls, they call us that!

At first, the girls got a great “stuck”, standing at attention - Zhora was inimitable in anger! Record and memorize - brunch the genius of weapons business to serve on time and require him to eat. If he dies of a stomach ulcer, the captain and I will personally shoot you all! And there is nothing to cry and fade, but listen! Lunch - chicken soup with meatballs, also strictly and necessarily afternoon tea at 16 o'clock - cottage cheese with excellent sour cream, dinner at 7 o'clock in the evening, all by the hour. And no failures, that he has no time! How exactly do the Germans say - “War is war, and dinner is on schedule!” And we will check! And reprimand you, as our cooks, here! - Zhora got Vis-Radom. The girls again turned pale and accurately penetrated. Well now Sudaev won't die from perforated stomach ulcers! At the same time ensure that he took stomach pills and vitamins. All clear! From the cry of "That's right" girls even the windows rang - they just penetrated!

And now, after sticking - we are waiting for dinner. With joy and joyful impatience - Soudaev said that the girls cook very well. After a wonderful dinner, taking medications and vitamins, Sudayev perfectly felt himself, to which he was only happy. And we were also pleased to be met by three girls in a large lounge. There was no limit to their delight - they are now well dressed, they are in charge of the excellent dining room of their small factory, and they also receive an excellent salary. And they did not forget our order - during these half a year the basement was almost half in full. So they are not afraid of the blockade, but if my trick with the training ground near Mga station is successful, then there may be no blockade either. I also advised Sudaev to personally hand over several of the PPS to the First Marine Brigade under the able command of Terenty Parafilo.And also advise them to train at the site near the station Mga. Parafilo is an intelligent and experienced commander and he will immediately understand everything!

This experienced saboteur will immediately appreciate the PPP and make a big order. So then with orders and money you, our dear Alexey Ivanovich, will be provided for a long time. And further! It is with this automatic rifle that you work closely, you have experienced designers, although they are retirees, they will quickly make drawings. And here are the cartridges 7, 62 to 39, this is an intermediate cartridge. Submit it to the competition! At the same time, slowly order a large experimental batch of these cartridges in Izhevsk. And do not hesitate to take bribes, you have a suitcase of money - all this is for business, for the future weapon, the weapon of our Victory over Nazi Germany. In the sales department in Izhevsk, three young women work - these are gold rings as a gift to them. And do not hesitate to hand over money - everything for the front, everything for the Victory! This is all for the benefit of defense, remember! Do not forget about the competition! And the rifle is also a must for the competition automatic ... Read more →