- I have a feeling that an abusive speech resembles the speech of sorcerers, Ved. But its value is replaced so that we do not use it.
- It is possible that. Let's say there is an ancient shaman on the shore near Vladivostok, on the shore of the Sea of ​​Japan. He is being watched from afar by the Japs. He stood, stood a shaman, sees a huge wave approaching the shore. And what did he do? He waved his hand as if cutting off and said a spell that ended with the words: “Hai with us” or maybe it sounded in that ancient language “Dick with us”. And the wave receded. And the Japanese in their own way heard the "tsunami." So it turned out the name of a huge wave - tsunami. Or we say the expression: “Fuck your mother.” In ancient times there were charms. Protect yourself, friends, relatives. Especially parents. That shaman and said: "About your mother" and circled the circle. This is the guardian of the native person. And now they have replaced the notion of charms and “fuck your mother” already sounds insulting. I do not know who is engaged in this substitution, fungies or other bastards. But only everything is aimed at hiding from us the true meaning of these expressions.

- It's hot. I propose on the reservoir, then sparring and again climb into the water up to the neck and not climb out.
- With great pleasure.
Time flew by very quickly and unnoticed. Teleported to the woods, on their favorite place, in order to meet the kids. Never had to see how the movement occurs in time. But everything turned out to be very simple and ordinary (like a teleport). There was just no one, and suddenly two boys appeared, out of nowhere. I expected them to feel bad after moving. But they only had time to emerge, immediately joyfully rushed to Leah.
- Mama! - in one voice twins shouted and hung on Lia.
- Instantly got off! - she was very strict, but the children very reluctantly stood on the ground, - and this is your father.

Guys, as if on cue, we turned sharply in my direction. I felt a change of emotions with kaleidoscopic speed. Attention, admiration, curiosity, respect. As if on cue, they dropped to one knee, put their right hand to their hearts, and bowed their heads in reverence.
“Hello, father,” they said at once.
- And you do not get sick, dear. Is that how you trained them?
- I did not train anyone. They themselves enjoyed studying family relationships in this time.
- Okay, enough knees to wipe the ground. Better tell us what you do, how you study, what you study - I soon regretted asking. They began to brag, jump from one topic to another. In general, Tryndychikha in duplicate. Feeling my condition, Lia stopped their verbal diarrhea.

- Lil, maybe they need to eat?
- Will eat. But now let's spar, but then there will be no time.
- But our tomboy will be bored.
- They?! Miss?! They watch our latest sparring cocoon daily. But there you see only what I saw at that time. I am here they will see with my own eyes.
Leah stopped sparring several times, forcing me not to imitate strikes, but to inflict. And the children were active fans, happy and upset, cheering for one, then for the other. And in the breaks of our sparring between themselves, we worked out some techniques (which Leah allowed them).

The children came to the lake on our backs. It took about an hour on skate boards to get to the parent house. While the kids were chatting with grandparents (and could not understand each other), Leah and I from the supermarket pritabanil fruits (apples, pears, oranges, tangerines, bananas). Packed with a set of greens for salads. The reaction of the children to the fruit was amazing. Their eyes fled. Leah was tortured mentally to stop them.
- You can not a lot. The stomach will hurt.
- Let them eat.In five days there will be only sweet memories, - he rose to the defense of the twins.

But watching the grandfather and the woman, as they were making the salad, was the most interesting thing for the guys. And they are not just watching. And they asked themselves to try to cut. They did not like the sharpness of knives. We went to Leah. She shuffled the chakram in an instant. I was even afraid not to cut myself. Unusual and unusual for me. Damn, 24 year old dad and ten children. The paradox of time. And the rest is all as in an ordinary family. All these five days swept like a frenzy. Children were not interested in our slides, rides. They prefer nature. Dendroparks, parks, forests, zoo, they were ready to visit every day. Well, the food shocked them.

Knowing that they grew up on artificial food, he tried to have more vegetables, fruits, meat and fish. Well, one of the most favorite activities for them is watching our workouts. In the evening, Leah put them to bed (here is the slybryug, always with the suggestion to sleep until the morning without waking up). And putting anti-sound veil, had sex to exhaustion.
After spending five days with Leah and the guys, I was sad. Exactly thirty-three days later, I had to break the emerald ring and move at the time in which Leah was. I was looking forward to this day. And at the same time was afraid. Maybe I finally agreed for nothing? Although the life of my children depends on it. But from me the diplomat is useless. Sea of ​​pangs and doubts.

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