Every one of us ever went crazy. Yes, it happens to a person. Today, he walks down the street, works at work, buys cookies for tea at the store, and tomorrow he moved. Chemistry, physics and logic close their eyes, sigh sadly and hide under the bed in the hope not to fall under the distribution of the mad brain. Of course, this does not happen every day, and, of course, especially lucky people go crazy more often than others. But, if you are an inveterate loser, then insanity will come to you anyway, sooner or later. And, although your frail body will, shuddering and sobbing, try to keep yourself in hand, nothing will come of it. If this demon moved into you, then your business is a pipe.

He wrote me first. They say your newspaper is nonsense, and the articles are even worse. But if you do like this, then there is hope to somehow swim out. “Fuck it!” I thought. “At least one is adequate. “I answered him. And he to me. And then I learned that his name is Nathan and we live in the same time zone. We talked about everything. About family life, study, politics, sanctions, sex, animals.

And then...

- Do not talk to me about sex and do not send me such pictures!

- And what happened? - I say.

“Because you have a husband, and I have a wife.” And in general, you never know what our such communication can end!

"Fuck," I thought. “And how I missed it before!”

Where is the point beyond which this switch works and you turn from an adequate person into a complete idiot? How to detect and deactivate it? At that moment, in my head, one neuron ran to another and formed a stable connection, through which the demon from the deepest underworld, yawning from a long sleep, crept into my brain and comfortably settled there. I reread our correspondence with him. And I realized that I could not breathe, that I was stuffy, ill, lonely and in general. Who knows how it all ends!

"Score! Just score and forget! ”I decided. Not to make hasty movements, but to pretend that everything in itself came to naught. I stopped writing to him, but in thoughts and dreams, the demon dragged his light image and made me have sex with him in various places and positions. As soon as I thought about him, it was pleasant to tickle in the lower abdomen and I could not help but avoid getting into my panties.

In one of these moments, and entered my boss. Oh, how beautiful that my table is so that nothing can be noticed.

“You've been flying somewhere lately.” There is a task for you. You need to fly to Nsk and make a good report. They will meet you there and everyone will show you. This is an organization. Will you do

All I could do was open my mouth. My demon roared with delight, played jazz and danced the Rumba. Yes, you guessed it. It was there that lived the one who with one stupid phrase made me crazy. I was dizzy, I was drunk with excitement and was torn into battle. When I got home, I packed up, spent a few hours in the bathroom, then caressing myself with a shower, then with my hand, giving myself to Nathan in my thoughts hot and sweet.

“I am going to you on the photo essay. Are you organizing a tour? ”I wrote to him. "Here is my phone, call tomorrow, how time will be."

Nathan, expectedly, did not answer.

Damn it, I thought. And the demon was despondent and saddened. And then I advised to take a dildo with me.

The weather was gorgeous. The sun was hot, the light was falling fine, I shot a great report and went to the hotel. When the clock lit up at 16:00, I realized that I took a dildo for good reason, and nothing more shines for me. And in general, it is not enough what all this could end. I pushed back my panties and began to stroke myself, imagining his hands, body, his beautiful eyes, which would be next to mine ... This wonderful holiday of life was interrupted by a call from an unfamiliar number.

- Where are you? - grunted someone. At that moment I finished and gasped.

- Hotel "Ogni Yenisei".

- Get out in forty minutes.

Forty minutes! It is monstrously many and ruthlessly little at the same time.I washed off the makeup and put on my makeup anew, neatly and inconspicuously, dressed, put on my shoes and realized that there were still ten minutes left. How strange time is running. Sometimes years go by in seconds, and sometimes seconds are like years. I went down and saw him.

- Hello. - he said. - We go to the embankment and the park. Then I will take you back.

- Good. - I said meekly and lowered eyelashes.

We walked in silence with quick steps.

- Handsomely. - I said.

- Yes. - he answered.

How is it that people on the Internet can discuss their innermost thoughts with another person who is hundreds of kilometers away, and, having met, cannot say two words? What a stupid law of the universe?

- Let's sit on the bench, legs are tired. - I asked quietly.

We sat down and were silent again. "Stupid somehow" - I thought. “He probably didn't like me. It was not worth him to write. The demon in my head was at a loss. He really wanted to continue torturing me, but did not know what to do. The weather began to deteriorate. The sky was frowning with us.

- We must return. - said Nathan. “It's going to rain now.”

Babah! - said the sky and a huge lightning divided it in half. I instinctively clung to him, and he bounced off of me, as if from a leper.

- Do not! He breathed.

Babah! - the sky crashed. Large drops began to hit me in the face. Thank you, civilization, for waterproof cosmetics. I stood, confused, and felt water pouring down my face. Bah! - again flashed lightning.

- Come on. - Nathan said, grabbed my hand and dragged me to some yard. We ran under the visor of the porch, the rain slashed like a madman, thumped on roofs and puddles, and lightning flashed one behind the arm, rumbling loudly. I took out a napkin and walked over to Nathan. Raised his hand to his face, but he intercepted my hand.

- Not necessary. He snapped.

The clothes on us were wet and I was beginning to bang from the cold. When the rain slowed down, I was shaking all over. “Adventure, on dick” - I thought. “Maybe it's good that nothing happened. “We went towards the hotel.

- Come on, get some dry and have a cup of tea. - I suggested.

Nathan, too, shook and he reluctantly agreed.

I flung open the door and waved to him with a gesture to pass, and she began to pull off her sandals that were hopelessly stuck to her feet. When I entered the room, I had a suspicion that my demon was no longer alone. Of course, I managed to leave the dildo on the bed.

- Undress. - I smiled. - There is a split system, put a chair under it and hang things up. Quickly dry.

- Show me how you do it. - said Nathan in a dry and not objectionable voice.

“But ...” I began.

Nathan raised his eyebrow expressively. The demon at this time frantically thrashed me on the back of my head and shouted “Fool! Fool! Undress! "

I undressed to the underwear, got knees on the bed, pushed back her panties and shoved a silicone member.

Nathan breathed noisily. I began to move my hands slowly, then quickly, moaning with pleasure, at this time Nathan undressed and came up behind me. He grabbed my hair and pushed me forward so that I fell into my arms. He took my hips and pulled me closer. I felt the dildo in my hand and, having slightly pulled it down, entered me.

- It hurts me! - I cried.

- Can you shut up? - asked Nathan.

Biting my lip and moaning from pain, I felt how it enters into me, faster and faster, and the pain gives way to pleasure, hellish sweet flour that reduces the muscles tearing everything inside. We finished at the same time and I fell face down on the bed. Nathan lay down next to him and began stroking my back and arms. "Really!" - I thought. “Is he capable of affection?” He grabbed me by the shoulder, jerking me to him. And I saw his eyes. His beautiful, bottomless eyes. I touched his divine lips. I wanted to remember every mole, every cell of his body. He kissed me. Sweet, gentle, passionate. “Why all these words?” - I thought.

Nathan kissed me, much and eagerly, as if he also wanted to get as much as possible from our meeting, we did not close our eyes all night, studying each other in complete silence, which was disturbed only by our loud breathing and moans.

He followed me the next day. Also, in silence, somehow awkwardly shook my hand and hugged me a little.

Where is the demon? - you ask.

And he shamefully escaped yesterday.