Since April 1 is almost officially called the Day of Laughter, then one evening I began to recall funny incidents from our lives.

Here is how it was:

I had the good fortune to live alone for a long time, enjoying the trip of my parents to Germany.

This happiness was sometimes shared with me by my grandmother, who made auditor raids to me from my grandfather ...

So, one warm evening, I went home with my sweet girlfriend, a little tipsy, and with one idea for two - we already knew how to spend the rest of the night.

We went, we went, everything goes according to schedule, after some time we begin to cry out with her (she is significantly louder) and then ...

in the gloom of a night light, my grandmother enters the room and, because of her not very good vision, leans very low over the bed and asks: Seryenka !? Why are you screaming? Are you bad?!?

if she knew how good I was before ..

We recently made repairs in the bathroom, and when the parents were not at home, we decided to try a new thing with a guy. Honestly, at home we are old and if someone goes to the bathroom, the neighbors can hear almost every sound from below. So, I turned on the shower and in the sink water to drown out our moans and the soul rushed to heaven ... Now, I'm already close to an orgasm, forgetting that the sink is new and perhaps has not yet had time to dry well after repair, with all its weight, 55 kilograms rely on it. Plus, another 85 kg of my boyfriend, damn - what a healthy, brute! ... And at that moment, when we finish at the same time, under our loud moans, the sink falls with a deafening roar ...

Just at the moment of pleasure, I almost sat on it, do not ask how, I still can not do it anyway, so she collapsed. I tumbled after her, losing my footing and slipping on the wet enamel of the bath, and water gushing from the broken mixer. At first it hurt, I bruised my knee, but then wild rzhach rolled at me when I looked at us.

Naked, ankle-deep in the water that poured the entire bath, with a fallen off sink and soaked in raw cement ... But the salt is not in it, but the door suddenly opens and my neighbor stands on the bathroom’s threshold, frightened to horror Represent a picture? I somehow covered myself with a towel and laughed till I fell, and she starts to rub me about the fact that we have filled her and in general what we are doing are freaks ... Then she sees us what the mother has given birth to and silently turning around leaves ...

She did not say anything to her mother, but when she sees me, she blushes for some reason, but wild rzhach parses me !!

P. S: You ask, how did she get into the bathroom? I did not lock the front door - I forgot ...

All my funny incidents in life are closely related to my friend Svetochka. Here are three such cases.

STORY 1. We stood at a bus stop, dabbled, and Sveta had a gum in her panties burst and they fell, she did not feel - the thin guipure of her dress and the delicate thin silk of the panties - they just slid down. Finally, some woman came up and said in her ear ...

Svetochka stepped over a thin fabric and, prying off her panties with her toe, threw them up, saying: “And these are not my pants!” Well kadristka! She fell off and flew off, and suddenly not her panties! A beautiful lace panties, making a pirouette in the air, deftly landed on the bald spot of a man standing in front. He took them in his hands, admired and, sniffing, with delight on his face, put them in his pocket. I rushed to him to pick up - dear ones were rubbing with a soft blue color, beautiful laces, but there they could only change the elastic, and clever Svetulya stopped me:

- Sasha, do you want to pick them up? Yes ... imagine the scene, you fight with this man and you yell - Give my wife's pants! Do you think?

STORY 2 We (three couples of students) perfectly sat in our cafe, but were a little late and the wicked witch-warden certainly closed the doors on the bolt and didn't let us into the hostel. I had to resort to the old way.The guys on the fire escape climbed to our third floor and lowered into the window the old carpet path from the corridor. There were several ragged holes on the carpet, the girls took turns turning their feet on them and we famously pulled them up.

They dragged the two quickly, but were a little tired, and then Tanya Sirotchenko, plump, heavy, but very appetizing, of course, was still standing below. I barely pulled it up just above the second floor, when suddenly someone screamed out the window: - In vain the guys are trying - this is Tanka Sirotchenko, she won't give it to anyone and spit in her face! Throw her! The track twitched and stopped, and Tanya screamed loudly, realizing the horror of the fall from a height: - Dame! Dame! Guys, all the ladies! Guys, just tighten me up - all the ladies! The laughter was such that the windows rattled!

And Tatiana really gave us all and from the heart! We filled both of her lower holes with sperm completely - a safe day, and she swallowed exactly half a liter of sperm! Under this brand, in our room, with a completely drunk Tatyana, all the guys from our group jumped in by turns, having received the awesome pleasure to fuck Tanya, touchy ...
Well, this, the third case, was already without my participation for a known reason - Svetochka herself told me about it, our dear and beautiful Svetochka.

STORY 3
The ice that winter was terrible! I walked out of the store, barely moving my legs, a man walking next to me and carrying a tray with eggs. I just went forward and suddenly I heard: Boo-boo! I startled and, scared, screamed: - Man, what about your eggs? Then I turn around and see: the man with the tray goes on and on, and the mince goes quietly, but the other one falls, and behind me is so pretty. How I felt ashamed! I blushed, but the one that fell gets up and still humor:

- Yes, the eggs are in order, but my back, or rather lower back, I thoroughly zashib. Thank you, dear girl, for your care! By the way, you are often told that you are beautiful and charming!? I am delighted with such caring beauty! And then I slip and fly right on this pretty boy. We fell, we can say well - in a snowdrift. He hugged me tightly and said: - Girl, well, since you are so worried about my eggs, let's go to my house, will we check their condition there !? At the same time and your well-being ...

That's how we together celebrated the New Year! And for many years we have been celebrating each New Year - in three months we got married, Alexander Nikolaevich from this New Year was just crazy about me and made me an offer.

True, this is not a funny case - marriage is a serious matter! Although we met as a result of a very funny event! But I do not regret at all!