Oh, my network checks
And the whole catch of mine takes ...
Kill cholera! God knows!
So that your "bitch" in your pants withered!

Here you go! I thought and wondered
And I wrote a plan for revenge ...
That somehow on Friday in the morning
I tell my neighbor: - Yeah!

The weather is now even where!
I'm fishing, as always.
Kolka's eyes glittered,
Oh, drooling on the lips hung ...

I pretended to be leaving
And I'm waiting in wait,
When Kolyan comes to his wife,
That from me it ogrebet!

I sit in the closet, Kolka waiting,
And your wife's mother.
Suddenly I heard - the front door slammed.
- Yeah! Crossed, cunning beast!

Here we must not hurry, but wait
Until they fall into bed ...
Then all the buzz they break off,
About Kolka bat break! ...

Laugh, whisper something.
How to tag their hunt!
But I restrain my anger -
Maybe I won't kill my wife!

That kind of quiet voices
And I said to myself: - It's time!
I fly into the bedroom with a bat in my hands
And I stand still in the tetanus at the door ...

Oil Painting: On the bed,
on the stomach
Mother-in-law is naked,
groans, almost farting ...

Above her wife sighs -
Loins rub.
Turning on my knock,
Both were stunned all of a sudden.

Throws at me
In the hands of a bat notice.
And on the faces really the question -
On x ... I brought her?

Irka his mother covered with a veil
And she asked: - What are you, a goat? Quite ?!
With coils, idiot, flew?

I stutter composing:
They say my bat offer
I'm in the role of a rolling pin ride
On the back (your mother!)

- I now as a ride!
At the same time I will break the horns! -
Irka says evil to me
And in the eyes of the fire is burning ...

I run out of the hut
In my thoughts I curse my mother in law:
- That same bastard and foulie!
Heck! Where did you come from?

With your radiculitis, b ... th!
Such a plan for revenge scold!