- Pavel, hello, I am Aristarkh Samoilovich, we corresponded with you.

- Yes, yes, of course, I remember you, good afternoon. Glad to finally meet in person.

- Mutually, but alas, will soon have to leave. I will give you the case and turn to a new job.

- Where, if not a secret?

- No, why, one Finnish company opens a representative office in Moscow and recruits staff. The company is really serious, so even the position of a doctor in the staff is provided. My name is. But I can not leave, leaving this place is unknown to anyone, so many years he gave! Therefore, I personally selected a successor, I am sure that you will do an excellent job, I just do not doubt it for a second.

- Eh, I would be your conviction! I’m not so sure about this, although I don’t want to blame myself of course, in fact, in front of the employer.

- Have mercy, but you have an excellent diploma, you worked in very solid places! And, please do not deem me disrespectful, but I spoke with your former superiors and colleagues - everyone responds well to you. I hope you do not consider it a distrust that I made inquiries in such detail, but I really gave this place for many years. But now I am absolutely convinced that you can replace me. Well, it's probably hard to replace me, but you can handle it - I am convinced of that.

- Well, you, I'm not offended. And it's nice to know that colleagues appreciate me. You know, few people will say bad things in their faces, but if they said that to you, then they really respect them. Here it is something else ... in an exclusively female team I have never worked.

- Yes, yes, I understand you, you wrote, - Aristarkh Samoilovich did not hide the irony, - but I assure you, this is sheer nonsense! In our sanatorium, young athletes are recovering, hope of the nation. In recent years, the state has seriously preoccupied with this problem, you are still young, but I now remember the times when everything was spit on the sport, sorry for the expression! Tell me, is it possible to spit on sports? No and no again! I hope those dark times will never come again! But sorry, I digress. You care how you can get on with the young wards?

- Frankly, yes. As far as I understood from the description of the duties that you sent me - I will have to carry out their inspection, including a very intimate one. No, this is not the first time for me, of course, but I continue to believe that a woman would cope with this better. Or an old man like you, Aristarkh Samoilovich. Or will someone else deal with this?

- No, why, it is your duty! Of course, the nurses will help you, but they will only help.

- From the age of eighteen, if I am not mistaken here define?

- That's right, do not be mistaken. But pardon, what is wrong here?

- Probably among them a lot of virgins?

- Yes, and even more than you think. I can tell you this for sure, I personally checked many. And I can responsibly declare to you, rumors that our young people are not getting out of bed are greatly exaggerated, - Aristarkh Samoilovich raised his finger instructively. - Very strong! But I'm afraid, I still do not understand where you're going.

- I think you understand. For girls, this should be a lot of stress, tell me, do they willingly agree to such a procedure?

“Ah, so what are you talking about,” Aristarkh Samoilovich made an all-understanding face. - Pavel, let's speak frankly. You are a man, do not try to deny it. And, moreover, a very young man. And we are undergoing restoration even more young girls. And besides, all the athletes, with beautiful trimmed bodies. Do not you want to see them without clothes?

- I do not...

- Pavel, do not try to deny it, you offend me! It's nothing that you are a doctor, I know well how young bodies act even on doctors. Well, admit it.Pavel, I warn you once again, do not try to lie to me!

- Damn, yes, yes, damn you! Why did you force me to say this ?!

- Pavel, calm down, please, and let's discuss everything. I assure you, you have not confessed anything bad or shameful. Absolutely. I assure you. And I can confess to you, in turn, that it gives me pleasure too. Yes, yes, I am not yet as old as you think - Aristarkh Samoilovich raised his finger up again in a sign of the seriousness of his statement.

- Well, so be it. But how to be girls? Because, in my turn, I am convinced that it will be much easier for them to undress in front of you. But you also need touch.

- Absolutely necessary, I assure you. The hope of the nation is being restored here; we cannot restrict ourselves to a simple visual inspection.

- What should I ... touch their breasts?

- Pavel, but you have already confessed to me that you want to look at their bodies, will you now begin to deny that you want to touch their breasts?

- I ... wait ... you never know what I want? Yes, I would like, damn you again! No, wait, let me finish! Yes, I understand you as well as how important it is for the timely detection and prevention of various diseases! And I know better than you the statistics of how many cases including deaths just because the disease was not diagnosed in time. I believe that the entire health care system needs a radical restructuring! But, damn it, a woman could sit here instead of me!

- Pavel, I understand you very well. You have no idea how good! Let's drink a brandy now, - Aristarkh Samoilovich reached the buffet. - I insist, literally half a bowl. I am a doctor, I authorize you. So, Pavel, I am convinced, I am convinced and you will not dissuade me that you will cope with it just as well as any woman.

- You are right, you must be right somewhere, you see, so much has come over ...

- I understand my dear, very well, I understand. And you drink brandy, let's, your health. And you said something, I'm sorry, I interrupted.

- You are right somewhere. But what about the girls, what if they do not want to undergo a similar inspection?

“That is how it is, my dear,“ they do not want to, ”Aristarkh Samoilovich singled out the last expression in a voice. “We have a serious institution here, we don’t want or don’t want to.” We have shown and not shown. And if the inspection is carried out shown, then it should be! - Aristarkh Samoilovich raised his finger up. - And regardless of anyone's desire.

- And what, there are no disputes and objections?

“Oh, plenty,” Aristarkh Samoilovich waved his hand tiredly. - You see, we cannot, we have no right to pay attention to it.

- Yes, but what are you doing in this case?

- Pavel, can you be strict? As a rule, enough shout, enough to put the girl in place. Explain to her that there is a serious institution here and that they are not playing toys with her. And she can demonstrate her modesty in some other place. And let me give you advice, always pay extra attention to such pupils. If she started arguing once, she would certainly do it again. Just let her know that such things are not welcome here. Just spend her inspection a little longer, squeeze the nipple a little more frank ...

- Yes, yes, I understand that discipline needs to be maintained ... but let me ... I can't really punish her in this way.

- I punished. Pavel, are you judging me?

- Well ... no ... probably.

- This is not bad, already not bad. Pavel, just tell me frankly. Here I am a doctor, you are a doctor, tell me, when was the last time you touched the breast of an eighteen-year-old beauty?

- Well ... for a long time ... when I was young

- You are not old, I assure you. Or maybe at work, no? You did work in a hospital.

- No, no ... somehow ... there are more women doing this.

- And now I understand where you got it from. We have taken a little different here. Well, do not worry, you will like it.

- Aristarkh Samoylovich! But how do you not understand! I just do not want me to like it! I want to stay a doctor, you know, a doctor! - Pavel jumped up and walked around the room. - I just can not imagine how I will touch the young breasts and at the same time think about work!

- What a quick-tempered you are! I would like to prescribe pills, but oh well, I will not. Let's do this, we will soon have a new group of girls arriving, in an hour or so somewhere, and we will see them together. There and figure out what's what. In the meantime, get comfortable, relax from the road.