She cleaned the tableware,
In an apron clean, in a scarf to the eyes.
And to her, sorry, cheeky paskuda
He was driven to walk often - pidaras.

He explained to her that she was a queen,
In a white robe - with a diploma surgeon.
And he noticed that the attendants did not eat,
I did not see the sky like a gangster.

She taught her to steal scraps,
For this, I sewed a cellophane for a bathrobe.
Forced to carry toothpicks, napkins,
Pick up a decanter and a glass from the bar.

She obeyed without complaint, sluggish,
Everything did exactly what he said.
I took a colander from the back room, a bedspread,
But not only that, he also asked!

Partially tableware disappeared from the hall,
The decor has become poorer, more modest surroundings,
And he is an insatiable, mocking Judas,
It seems that the insolent did not even enter into a rage.

The audit, identifying the shortage,
I found a sewn bag under my bathrobe.
It had three spoons, a poor change,
Ladle, two saucers, scraps cutlets.

While she is being treated in a hospital ward
From nervous stress and tinnitus,
With pomp he opened a restaurant on Arbat,
(it was based on the table stuff).

Do not believe, girls, grabber polished.
Huckster not aware of tenderness and passion.
The scoundrel pretends to be ardently in love
Having opened an insatiable mouth to the whale.