I put the phone on the table, drank mineral water from a glass and silently looked at Diman.

- Well, you are a cretin, for so many years, and you’ve been playing charades ... I’ll think over “your rest”, but don’t hope too much whether I’m gonna lie ... I’ll talk about this with Vika. - looking into Dima's eyes, I said.
“I understand you, really ... I don’t even know how I would act if I were you, but at least think about it ...” answered Diman.

We shook hands and parted, each in his own way. On the way home, I thought about what Dimka said, because sheer nonsense ... and if they start kissing with me, how they will sleep ... all of a sudden in one bed - no, NO! There will be no such trip, I decided to throw it out of my head and calmly continued to drive to the house.

***

- Honey, how are you, why so thoughtful, something happened? - in the evening, after dinner, Vika asked.

I didn’t know how to tell her about Diman’s plan, and whether it was worth talking at all, the idea was obviously crazy, but Dima always helped me out.

- All perfectly! Just tired, at work was a complete madhouse today. - I replied.
- Did Dima have something wrong ?! When I called you, it seemed like you were more joyful, tell me, let me not leave you alone, you know me. - without stooping, continued Vika.

Yeah ... I thought, right I was so joyful, not every day is yours, you can say ... best friend, invites you to rent your wife.

- Diman ... a complete idiot! He was from loneliness, apparently at all ... the roof blew off. - I decided to laugh it off, thinking that my wife would be left behind.
- Have DIMAN from loneliness ?! How many times have we met together, he is always with a new girl. One of them has fallen down, from him or not one, but two at once? - Vika said, making a surprised face.
- Yes, nooo, this time he did study at all, now I am sitting and thinking how I didn’t fill my face with it. - I said.
- CSO! What happened to you there? You have been friends for so many years! The wife asked in an amazing tone.

I thought for a moment ... to tell everything to my wife or not, although ... I am against this idea and I will not let it come true ... so I will tell you. I exhaled like that, going to gulp, drink a glass of vodka.

- Dear ... I immediately tell you ... I am against, I did not even want to tell you, but you will not leave me alone. - I began.
- In short, Dimka invites us to his sister’s hometown on May holidays. - I continued.
- So what, what's the problem? - interrupted me Vika, not allowing me to continue.
- Will you listen or not? - I said, spreading his arms to the side.
- Everything, everything, tell me, I am silent. Said the wife, nodding her head.
- Well, so, he proposed an adventure, or rather the most moronic idea that I could hear from him. You see, he has an older sister, well ... I told you about her that she was very dear to him. - I continued to say.

My wife did not interrupt me, but she did a questioning facial expression and spread her arms in the direction of what they say?

- He told her that he has a bride and filed an application to the registry office already ... but he doesn’t have it, they did not file an application and in general ... quarreled. And as I understand it - quite large. In general, he proposed ... complete nonsense ... so that you, his bride with play, in front of his sister. - I said, waiting for what is now beginning and started ...
- HE OH * EL!?!?! DO YOU BOTH OHAU * DO YOU? !!! - The reaction of his wife, was instant!

She very rarely expresses obscenities, but then she suffered ...

- YOU ARE THE EBA ... IF YOU ARE MORE, CAN ELSE TO FINE WITH HIM? - screamed Vika!
- TAKE IT EASY! - I shouted at his wife, taking her hands.
- I said that I was against it! Nowhere we will not go! I did not want to tell you, but she herself stuck with interrogation ... - I blurted out.

Vika walked away from me and began to walk around the kitchen back and forth, splashing barefoot on the tiled floor, slightly shaking her head to the sides ... it was evident that she was just in shock.

- I'm shocked ...so come up with !!! And YOU, my husband, you say that to me? - shouted Vika.
- I'm telling you, he is a idiot, and I refused him, saying that I would not even talk to you. If you hadn’t started asking me now, I wouldn’t say a word. - I said to my wife, already regretting this conversation ...
- No, well, I can not believe ... And how does he even imagine this for himself? - asked Vika.
- Well, he said this: you just have to play with his bride, naturally, without any closeness, hold hands at most and everything, they say, is just a performance. Would naturally sleep separately, in different rooms ... - I say.
- I would sleep with him! And you are good! You know perfectly well how he was staring at me before our wedding, and in general - I cannot believe that you could agree to such a thing! It was necessary to give him in the face so that his legs would no longer be in our house! - not a joke ... wife dispersed.

- I did not agree! - I objected, and in a tough form!
- I repeat! I didn’t even want to tell you about it, I refused him right away, I almost didn’t say ... or rather, he said - so that he wouldn’t even hope. - I continued.
- ALMOST refused ?! - again snapped his wife.
- Come call him! I want him, his fucking plan to me - he said looking at his face, and I would woo him his eyes !!! - the wife did not let up.

I saw my wife so furious only once, when she became jealous of her old friend, with whom I stopped all communication, although I didn’t change my wife, but the question ... was raised, and I had to sacrifice a long-time friendship.

- So, calm! I myself want to fill my face with it, so stand in line! I will call him and we will refuse him together, only in a calmer form, otherwise I’m afraid ... you will also grab the knife! - I said.
- So be afraid of me, along with your boyfriend! - fucked Vick and hit her fist on the bar.
- I’m serious, call him, I want to hear it from him, and we’ve also gotten into such garbage! - exhaling, added his wife.

I took my cell phone, found Dmitry's number and clicked on the call.

- Come quickly, go to me, a bullet, let's talk about your question. - I said to Dima.

While Dimka was driving, his wife went back and forth around the room and grumbled, but calmed down a bit. To be honest, I already regretted that I had told her anything at all ... I would just answer her - that Diman had problems in business, or he would have invented something else. It was already late evening and after 20 minutes the troublemaker appeared, at least for sure. I thought Vika would beat him right away, from the threshold! Diman took off his shoes and followed me into the hall, where he saw Vika’s evil face, and realized that it smelled like kerosene.

- Guys, I'll explain everything! I thought of everything, well, really need ... help, eh? - Dmitry began his speech.
- Are you OHRE * EL ?! How can you even think of such a thing ?! Also offer us !!! - immediately shouted Vick.

She was sitting in the opposite corner of the room, but she jumped up and rushed towards Dima, with a shout - yes, I'll give you in the face now !!! I caught my wife half way, taking her into the arms of my arms.

- Just calm down! - I said to my wife (* At that moment, the thought passed through my head that it was already more for showing off. Vika did, I don't know ... why I thought so, but such a thought flashed brightly in my head *).
- Fucking Combinator, then horrible, my sister namolol, and now help out, do you understand what you are offering, I must portray your bride, even in front of my husband !? - Vika didn’t stop talking too (* Here again ... I paid attention to the phrase - “also in front of my husband”, i.e., not in front of my husband, would she play with the bride?! *).
- Yes, calm down you! Andrei refused me already, he said that it’s unlikely to say anything with you, I was surprised that he called me now! - told my wife, Dimka.
- I know that I am wrong ... well, guys ... excuse me, it happened, well, help me out ... I really thought it all over, there would be no vulgarity. - he continued.
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