Characters:
DD - sanovity, fat, 38 years.
Angela (accent on the second syllable) - blonde with ponytail hair, 26 years old.
Brother in law - brother in law DD, tall, pumped up, 30 years old.
Albert - elegant, courteous, in a three-piece suit, 27-30 years.
Aslan - arrogant, unshaven, in sportswear, 27-30 years.
The screen - hangs over the stage and shows the details of real, recalled and imagined sexual acts.
Cafe visitors, waiters, cops.

D E C S T V I E P E R B O E

The scene depicts the cafe "Beijing". In the foreground table, behind which sit DD and Angela. In the background, other tables, a dance floor, waiters scurry around, music plays.

DD I thought I would not find you. There are no cafes and nightclubs left in the city, where I wouldn’t go and didn’t dial your number, hearing back, and I’m already in another place, come here. And in "Baghdad" was, and in "Cairo", and in "Istanbul" ...

Angela Okay, do not write, you did not go to "Istanbul". You were at the entrance when you called me, and I told you to drive to the Havana.

DD And in "Havana" what a joke arranged for me, eh? (laughs) Chesslovo, already wanted to send you away. I tell you, what are you doing, let's go? And you answer ...

Angela (laughs). And I answer, I'm here with a friend, let's take it too, and roll somewhere, it will be visible there.

DD I'm straight ofigel. What other friend? There was no question about any other friend. If you have a friend, why make an appointment with me? As I said, are you serious about a friend?

Angela No, you said, you tell the truth about a friend.

DD Yeah. Also clarified, are you sleeping with him?

Angela And I, in order to annoy you, answered, well, yes, sometimes. But, to be honest, it was like that once, so that we fell asleep on the same bed, just fell asleep, not jealous, after such a drinking party.

DD Well, this is your type of Albert, I'll tell you straight. So, at this late hour, the lawyer did not find any other place to meet with his client? And what will they understand now in such a noise?

Angela Well, you say too. What office will be open at this late hour?

The light of the ramp illuminates one of the tables, behind which Albert and Aslan sit. Overlaid with papers and folders, Albert persistently persects Aslan.

Angela And I promised him that today I’ll introduce him to the client and ensure a meeting. I would be ashamed to leave him alone and run away with you.

DD Well, once mentioned about the escape, let's run away from here? Do you want - in English, do you want - according to your national traditions, say 5 toasts to the corners of this welcoming table and its center, and then proudly move away?

Pours champagne in a glass of Angela.

Angela No, I beg you, wait a bit. Let Alberti's case burn out, he'll let me know, then we'll leave.

Drinking champagne.

DD Well, now tell me, what is your provocative profile on mamba? You did not understand who would write you when he saw in her “Not everyone who has a member is a man. Not everyone who has money is a male? ” Absolutely, you tried to take off the fuck for money.

Angela Absolutely tried.

DD. AND?..

Angela Absolutely broken off.

DD. Yes? What does that mean? Have you been a nun for a whole month? It seems I wrote to you on October 7 for the first time, you replied that I had just registered. And today, November 7, was a great holiday in the Soviet era, if you know about it.

Angela I know I know. You don’t look at me with one eye, I graduated from the university’s history department.

DD. Local?

Angela No, in the neighboring region. I was opposed to the greenhouse conditions of life at home, I wanted to see adult life. I wanted to live, not mold, compressed in the grip of our limitations. Pour in, drink to our student friends and girlfriends.

DD pours champagne, Angela drinks.

DD. Did you have many friends as a student?

Angela Boys - until the fig, men - not one.

DD. Brains do not compost me, supposedly 5 years old was. I didn’t write to me on that day that the countdown of student-adult, and not school-child life you lead not from September 1, but from the 7th, when you first fucked. Do not remember?

Angela I remember. Do not deny. Do you understand my idea? Sex with a man is one, sex with boys is a profanation of the idea.

DD. Clear. And you had many friends?

Angela No, my friend was alone. The only one. In all senses. Both in the spiritual and in the physical. Nadia, my dear Nadia, where are you now, how do I miss you? Let's drink from grief, where's the cup?

DD pours, Angela drinks.

DD. Often wandered in hot spots with each other, taking the kids in search of adventure on the fifth point?

Angela Never! She is from another test, my Nadia. Gentle and faithful to me endlessly. She always tried to keep me from the revelers, she cried and swore that she loved only me. I was convinced that only with each other we would be so good that I did not want anyone else.

DD. Was the persuasion both verbal and effective for the enjoyment of the flesh?

The screen shows a lesbian sex of tall blonde Angels and petite brunette Nadi, parallel to the story.

Angela Our sex is different, DD. He is not what you all used to see in porn movies. Our orgasms are different, not on display, but deep inside. Press her while changing clothes - orgasm. Lick your nipple in front of her eyes - orgasm. Wet her pussy with a piece of paper after pee - orgasm. To masturbate each other's clits, looking straight into their eyes - an orgasm. Bathe her like a baby and bring an orgasm wrapped in a terry towel to the bed. Thrust the ten fingers of two hands into the available holes and sucking the clitoris as a member is also an orgasm. The word "orgasm" also do not understand literally. She didn’t finish and calmed down, but got a moral high and satisfaction from her pleasure. "Cum and calm down" - this happens with men, I will not deny it. But all of the above is no worse, and maybe better. I can't get myself another girlfriend, because Nadia is always in front of my eyes. I can not have sex ZhMZH, because Nadia is always in front of my eyes. You know, DD, I can have sex with a man of any age and appearance, so long as his behavior and manners are truly masculine. But with a woman - only if she looks like Nadia. Body and voice, behavior and attitude. I am looking for, looking for - I can’t find it. Probably never find. Probably she was right when she said that I love her too, only I do not realize it myself. And when I understand - it will be too late.

Crying.

DD. And what is the problem, actually? From here to your university city - a few hours by car. Who bothers you to go to visit and quench your longing?

Angela You think we didn't do that? For all three years, as I returned to Emsk, there was no such month that either I or she would not visit each other. The only difference is that during the rest of the time I did what I wanted and how I wanted, and she was waiting for this meeting. And I was ashamed, I always podzuzhivala, why are you not dating with men, a virgin in 25 years old, did not see a living dick, is not it embarrassing? And she joked, suddenly I would like it so much that you no longer want with you. And I gave her myself as an example, saying that sex is different with men and women, and it is impossible to compare in any way, and to give up something too. Persuaded, damn it, on his head ...

DD. So what? Did she really fall in love with her man and heterosexual sex that she no longer desired you?

Angela Oh, straight! After her wedding, we saw 2 more times. For the first time, I still did not have time to leave, three or four days passed, I felt like I should let the bustle settle down, and Nadya would definitely find an opportunity for our meeting. A month later, she came to visit me in her turn. My family members were very happy to her, they set me up as an example, so they say, your girlfriend got married and it's time for you, Angela! And how a brick fell on my head when she said ...