She loved to create nicknames and emails after the first letter of her name, with a clear allusion to Her Majesty's sister-in-law, and she signed letters and SMS just to Di. And my double DD all my life with me by the fact as is, without any attempts to zakosit under someone.

In those good old days, mamba was not yet under the authority of moralists, and there it was possible to indicate sexual preferences. In the very concise questionnaire Di (the name Diana used to be used below - conditionally) there were no pictures, there were no indications of what she wanted at all (only communication or sex), there were no weight-weight characteristics, but two points (besides the age to be filled - 31 year to summer 2006) I remember: “marital status” is married and “what excites you in a man” is hairiness. And I rushed to the attack ...

Having specified no later than the third remark that she does not understand hairiness on her head, but even on her body, I asked her for an e-mail address in order to drop a couple of my last year's photos from the sea. With joyful surprise, I read the answer: “Can you call the phone on the phone?” And responded: “Of course, what is more convenient for you.”

In the shortest time I find out about her usual minimum of information: after graduating from school I studied at a commercial institute as an economist, which to some extent helped (although I think that parental money — to a much greater degree) to open a business (gaming computers salon) and brother (slot machine salon - then they were not yet banned). She herself keeps the accounting of both of them and sometimes, if necessary, replaces the girl sitting on the "adminstvo" in her salon, and where the brother's salon is located (the real, not the legal address), she doesn’t even represent it properly, but if I am a fan one-handed gangsters, it can clarify for me.

The roulette doesn't interest me at all, and I ask Diana about her personal life. They are expectedly scarce. Not because she fears to confide in a stranger (the vibes of sympathy and inevitable rapprochement noticeably flashed between us after she looked at my pictures with a naked torso and very approvingly responded), but because this life is of little interest. She got married not for love and not for flying, not for calculation and not after long years of being in a civil marriage, but for matchmaking (a rather frequent situation in her national environment). She was 25, he was 40, and it is symptomatic that for her husband this was also her first marriage. It is clear that she was a virgin, it is clear that her husband probably was not a virgin, but that he had never lived with another woman before was reliably known. Nelady with her mother-in-law began immediately, and Diana forced her husband to take an unconventional step - to live separately with her family. My mother-in-law gloated for several years and said that God punished her for disrespecting her elders and violating traditions, because she got pregnant only in the fourth year of marriage, she bore and gave birth with difficulty ... but she bore and gave birth, and her blood is not water, and the mother-in-law, madly in love with his grandson, by hook or by crook, gifts and toys, invited him and his dad to visit, resenting if they missed at least one day off. Diana herself was almost never seen by her mother-in-law, preferring her mother’s company, two steps away from which their own apartment was bought. In the same two steps, but on the other hand, was her gaming computer salon ...

“When can I call you, Diana?” Let's talk in a voice, get to know each other better, determine the date and time of the meeting.
- Whenever you want.
- What does it mean - when you want? You're married, suddenly I call, when your husband is at home, why do you need trouble?
- Yes, I will go with a pipe to another room or to the kitchen.
- And if he checks inbox? Will see contact "DD - Ensk".
- In life, did not check.And I'm not stupid, so explicitly write, Janka has already taught the mind.
- Who is Yanka?
- My girlfriend. Broken razvedenka.
- And how did you write me down?
- Yes, nothing. You have a light number, I already remember it by heart.

This conversation was in the evening on the site, and despite her bravado, I still called Diana not immediately, but the next day, in the afternoon. The voice was not languid at all and not flirting, with little or no accent, I spoke quite calmly, as with a hundred-year-old acquaintance, without offense I took my joke with an offer to send me a topless photo, since I already sent this to me, responded to my tone:

- Wait a minute, right now, I'll take everything off, stay in my shorts, go to my husband and ask for a sfotkat.
- No, no, no, I don’t have so much money on my phone to wait for you for half an hour.
- what are the half an hour?
“I understand correctly that after seeing a young wife with bare breasts in just her panties, he will throw you into bed and will immediately begin to perform marital duties.”
- If he was at home, and the son of his grandmother, then yes. Half an hour I do not know, but 15 minutes easily. But now the opposite is true: the son is at home, but he is not.
“And when is it expected that both of them will go visit grandma?” Not which mother-in-law, and which mother-in-law.
- I told you. At the weekend without fail.
- Specifically, on Saturday or Sunday, and specifically at what time - is unknown?
- Unknown.
- Diana, get me right. I can not come on Saturday morning and wait, perhaps, for a day and a half, until they go to grandmother on Sunday evening.
- You know, sometimes it happens on weekdays that he comes after lunch and does not go to work anymore. Then the trip to the grandmother is very likely.
- Let's do it then. I will not plan a specific day, but when I arrive in Ems (and it will be just about in a couple of days), I will call you and you will say whether you will be alone or not?
- Ok, come on.

I also want to note that despite the free and unchallenged communication, it was very clear both in conversations and then during the meetings that the Goryanka mentality was felt (although not even her parents lived in distant highland villages — the store manager and the middle-level official , and grandparents), accustomed to unquestioningly perform what the man told her (not seriously, of course, but jokingly), accustomed to genetic reverence for the stronger sex, but with serious pride and deep self-esteem. Looking ahead, I will say that she performed any of my sexual whims and herself was a bit high from this, but God forbid, to show some kind of inattention or disrespect in the non-sexual part of communication. The dagger of Lermontov's Bela could materialize only in this way.

... A few days later I went to Ems. Purely at work, without ordering an apartment and planning to return to your city after the completion of the cases. At about 14–00, business was done, and I decided to call Diana to find out what the prospects were.
- I'm with my son at home. Husband at work.
- It's a pity. Okay, then some other time?
- Are you in a hurry? Can you wait a bit?
- Can.
- Then wait near such a monument, I'll type or write to you later.

... Diana didn’t confess to me whether what happened next was a matter of her hands or by chance. But with some intervals I began to receive such sms.
“My husband said he was going home. Don't call me bye now. ”
"He is at home. I urge them to go for a walk. ”
“The husband says he is tired and pulls us out for a walk. Do you want to see you in the park near the fountain? ”
“Grandma called. Wait a little".
"They will now go for a walk, and then visit."
"Pancake!!! The husband got angry with his son and canceled the walk. ”
“They are still at home. How long can you wait? ”
"Come on, come on, I'm alone!"

And it was her know-how, to call me not officially DeDe or DeDi, not diminutively DD-shka or DD-shechka, but as if in a familiar manner, but using the full form of the name, as if to form “Bear” not from “Misha”, but from “Mikhail”, I can’t find a more accurate analogy with male names, with female names, let's say, not “Svetka”, but “Svetlana”.

... I start to quickly type sms-ku "Tell me the address", then I realize that you can already call, ...

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