December 31 Moscow, another morning ...
- In short, chaps. How do we usually go to the brothel? - asked Misha with his uterine bass, looking around the company of his friends.
- Well, of course. Today is the 31st of December! - confirmed Sasha. - And we always go to the brothel on the 31st. Personally, I hunt fat, they have big tits! So cool shaking!
Pavel nodded in agreement, and opening another can of beer, said:
- Every man to his own taste! And I like slender babes, and that tits such small were. And thin legs!
- And me redheads! And to booty round! - pouderzhal Misha.
According to the established long-term tradition, four friends from student days have met on December 31st to go to the brothel together.
- Zhenya! Why are you silent? Or will Galya ban you?
Friends laughed.
- Oh you, fuckers! - Lukashin Zhenya thought. - Catch some infection.
- Yes, do not bzdi! The last time you first offered to fuck those black women! Or forgot? - turned to his wife Sasha.
- It! Guys, and I still fly to St. Petersburg. - said Paul. - Chef asshole sent on a business trip.
- May you fly to your Peter! He is not going anywhere. Well, so in a brothel? - again kicked in Misha. - Zhenya, as you know, and personally we, as always, fuck the whores! So are you with us?
- Zhenek! This is a holy tradition! It is impossible to break. - said Sasha. - So what? I call Rudik, let the fuck cooks!
In the tipsy mind of Lukashin, the image of Gali surfaced. Beautiful well-groomed body, rounded buttocks and boldly protruding nipples.
Sex Galya rarely spoiled her fiance Zhenya. Not because she didn’t like it, it just didn’t have enough time. Still, the work of both took not enough time. And what really infuriated Zhenya, she refused to give him a blowjob. Not knowing that a good suction did Zhenya indescribably happy. And already finish in the mouth of a charming girl!
“Only whores do that!” - She said, when he politely asked her to suck.
Although, as Zhenya noted, Galya was never against excellent cunnilingus.
- Well, her! I still refuse to suck! Guys! I'm with you! - deciding, he rises. - Sanya! Call Rudiku!
The company is fun and at ease, discussing the future of entertainment, and letting go greasy jokes, went to their favorite brothel ...
December 31st Peter, it's already evening ...
Turning the key into the darkness of the apartment came slender blonde.
- Fuck, here's a bitch! - the blonde literally shook with rage. - And he said that we will get married! Goat!
The lights came on. The blonde threw her coat on the floor.
- And this bitch Tanya is small. There was enough courage to pretend to be a friend under her nose, but she herself ... Critters ... Valka said the truth, see Nadyukha ... Hippolyte is not iron, but Tanka ...
The girl went to the bar, took out a bottle of wine. And remembering the student youth, she began to drink straight from the throat.
Finally, having calmed down a bit, but, already in a slightly drunk state, she recalled the scene of treason.
Nadia, that was the name of the incoming blonde, today had the honor to see the unfavorable scene of the hard, cynical, anal fuck of her fiance Hippolyte and Tanya's girlfriend.
Deciding to make a pleasant surprise to her very impressive man Hippolyte, she went to his house without warning. What she saw shocked her.
Sprawling on a chair, Hippolyte with a groan enjoyed anal sex with her friend. The sight of his member, on which her friend Tanya was squatting, shouted her into a stupor.
Powerful male trunk, literally disappeared in the anus of her friend.
Both, judging by the sweet moans, it was good, and not just good, but frankly fucking.
After standing, she went out and slammed the door noisily.
She heard Hippolyte scream from the window.
- Nadia! Nadia!
But, holding back tears, the girl went by taxi ...
Sadly thinking about a failed marriage, and the inexorably growing age Nadia entered the living room and froze.
On the couch, snoring loudly like a man.
And completely naked. His rumpled clothes were lying around. The man was lying on his stomach and snoring in a measured amount.
- What the? Who is it? - Nadia was stunned.
Her first action was a call to the police.
- Hello! Is this the police? Here I have ... - Nadia stopped.
The man turned over on his back, and the girl saw a huge penis, which is clearly not consistent with the modest dimensions of a man.
- Excuse me! Everything is good! - Nadia hung up.
Carefully she approached the man and sat on the edge of the couch.
Nadia looked at the prohibitively large cock with surprise. She had never seen such an organ before. Somewhere in the depths of her body, a warm wave of excitement was born.
Still, she planned today rough sex with Hippolytus, and therefore accepted an aphrodisiac, as well as, and a contraceptive. But the circumstances were different.
Slim female palm hesitantly stretched to the member.
Long fingers stroked the trunk, and wrapped around it.
Nadya froze, feeling the living flesh. (Erotic stories) Member responded almost instantly. Nadia was pleased to note how the trunk was filled with force, and increased markedly in size.
- Wow! This is the size! - thought Nadia. - Not that Hippolytus has! That will have less! Fuck! Hippolite again! Male dog
Unexpectedly, Nadya leaned over and kissed the head of her penis. Nothing terrible happened.
- And to hell with him, with Hippolyte and this bitch Tanya! I have a great guy here on the couch. - casting aside doubts she threw off her clothes and began to suck.
And she knew how to suck, her lips and tongue worked hard, and her fingers rubbed her clit.
The man moaned, his hands suddenly clasped her head, and pressed to her groin.
- Yes baby! How nice! He moaned distinctly. - Aaaa!
His body jerked, and sperm flowed down her throat.
Nadya, choking on the flow of the seed, recoiled, and entangled in her legs, fell into the clothes of a man. She cleared her throat.
- How many did he finish! - She was surprised by the huge amount of sperm.
Nadia picked up her passport.
- Lukashin Evgeny Mikhailovich! 3rd Street Builders, House 25, Apartment 12, Moscow! - she read, noting that there is no stamp on marriage. Just dropped a plane ticket for today's flight. - Looks today flew!
At that moment the telephone rang. Rummaging, Nadia pulled out the phone, on the screen was a photo of a young pretty woman, brown-haired. The number was signed Galya!
- Hello! - Nadia took the call.
- Hello! Who is it?
- Is it Nadya!
- What else Nadya! - screamed tube. - Where is Zhenya? Where is this doggy dog? Mishkin's wife told me everything! And you, probably, the prostitute!
- What? How do you talk? - Nadia was outraged.
- I speak as I see fit! If he so wants to give some whore in his mouth, please! And let me no longer call!
Hooters in the phone.
- Somehow the fucking shit happened! - thought Nadia, not noticing how Lukashin, opened his eyes, and looks at her in full.
- Girl! Who are you?
Nadia screamed, and jumped up.
- I'm Nadia!
- Why am I naked? And what are you doing in my apartment? Did we fuck that?
“I don’t know why you're naked, but this is my apartment.” - Nadia confused. - And we did not fuck.
Lukashin noted with suspicion the whitish smudges on the beautiful face sitting opposite the naked blonde.
- But I have a feeling that something seems to be! - He said, and nodded at his fallen cock. - And if there was nothing, then why are you naked?
- Uh-uh ... I ... ummm ... - the girl hesitated and remembered that she also tried to hide behind naked.
- Why do you keep my phone? - again asked Lukashin.
- You called! I answered. I think it was your girlfriend. - Said Nadia stretching the phone. - And she was very angry.
- What-oh! Called Galya! - Zhenya jumped up and grabbed the phone. - Fuck! Fucked up! What are you saying to her?
- Yes, I did not tell her anything! On the contrary, she said that she was told everything by the wife of some Bear. And then she insulted me too. Why are you talking to me like that?
- Everything, I cranks! - Eugene wearily sat on the sofa. - Sorry that I ... broke ... Nerves ...
- Explain what is happening!
- You see, Nadia! My friends and I always go to the 31st ... Uh-uh ... How to express it. Well, in general, in bor ... In the bath! That is the custom. But this time I got very drunk.
- And because flew to Peter?
- What is Peter?
- Well, actually we are in St. Petersburg!
- How? After all, Pavlik was supposed to fly, not me.
- I do not know any Pavlik! But the fact is that you flew. And yet, it seems we have the same address, and it seems the keys to the locks are also the same.
- An interesting coincidence! - said Lukashin.
At that moment the bell rang in the apartment, and then the castle rang.
- Nadia! - Hippolyte appeared in the doorway. - We need to talk! Nadia!
- Hippolyte! - cried Nadia, remembering that he, too, has the key to her apartment.
- What the? - Hippolytus entered the room.
- Hello! - Zhenya greeted him politely.
- Good evening! - Hippolyte answered on the machine.
- What do you need? - asked Nadia.
- And I see you did not waste your time! - Hippolytus said scornfully. - Also won a dog myself got.
- You are not better! Goat!
- Fuck you whore!
- Hey! Hello! How are you talking! - Eugene cast his voice.
- And you asshole, in general who is? - asked Hippolyte.
- I'm her future! - Zhenya got up.
- Fuck you! Nn-on!
Hippolyte, having boxing training behind him, sent a knockout to Zhenya with a beautiful hook.
- In short! I'm outta here! - Hippolytus turned.
- Fuck you! Ebi your Tanya! - screamed Nadia.
- And go! Fuck Nadya, and then your Valka! And then all of them at once! - Hippolyt slammed the door.
Nadia, crouching beside Eugene, raised his head to her lap.
- God! You are alive?
- Ahuet! I am in heaven! - whispered Eugene, broken lips.
- Thank God, alive! - Relieved said Nadia.
- Kiss me angel!
Nadia leaned over and kissed him on the lips, feeling the brackish blood.
- This is the coolest new year! - Eugene smiled painfully.
January 1st Peter, deep night ...
- Ohhh ... Yeah ... - Lukashin groaned, squeezing into the body of Nadi.
- Zhenya ... aaaa ... - Nadya wheezed into his tone, feeling like a huge dick is filling her.
Both furiously tormented each other, Zhenya turned out to be a man beyond all praise.
His dick over and over again forced Nadia to hoarsely scream from orgasms ...
Especially Nadia remembered mutual orgasm at twelve. Under the sound of the chimes, her vagina convulsively squeezed, choking with a powerful stream of sperm. Who shouted from himself screaming Zhenya.
- How to celebrate the new year, so spend it! - Pretty thought Nadia.
Both lay in a wrinkled bed, recovering from pleasure. Under the congratulatory speech of the President on TV ...
- Now cum-oo-oo-oo! - Zhenya bear roared.
Nadia jumped up, knelt before him.
- In the mouth! I want to mouth! She shouted, exposing her open mouth to the stream of sperm.
- Class! For the sake of such a woman it was worth getting into the scoreboard! - Eugene thought happily, watching as the sperm spreads over the plump lips ...
Dear readers! This story is a complete fantasy!
And written to order, especially for my dear Borisovich reader!
I hope you and the customer liked ...
Always your Alexey Dragunov
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Liked. Fun, festive, easy to read. Although the irony itself over this film, a little jarred on.
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Well, it's just a fantasy, just an alternative interpretation!
I wrote at the request of the reader! The main idea was him!
It's so easy humorous tales ...
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You wrote a parody of a famous film. This is a brave deed and an original move - you are the first who decided to “mock” over the “shrine”. It turned out funny :)
But that's what jarred. Parodying something, you must adhere to the original characters. And here is just ONE phrase: “Fuck you! Ebi your Tanya!” Nadya screamed. Not Nadia. She is more refined, even if she took the exciting :))))))
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Dear Nefertiti Mitanni! Parody? Sneered at the shrine? No, it is rather a new look at the old and familiar. Rather, just a similar situation has arisen in the modern world.
As for Nadia, it seems to me that her reaction is quite appropriate. Given that she saw the groom and her friend.
And how would you react? Catching her man and girlfriend treason?
Although maybe I'm a little too far with the mat! But adding a maut is a request from the person who ordered the story!
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Alexey! "He mocked" in quotation marks. And you glorified yourself nicely! This "raisin" of your story is the theme itself.
If you want to know my reaction - if I (God forbid!) Were in the place of your heroine, I would break something (a vase, for example) to interrupt the process, and leave, slamming the door. Silently. To humiliate myself before the goat, who traded ME, is not in my rules :)))) And I would never lower myself to the mat.
But the male conversation - that should be turned out :)
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By the way, I am not against mats :) If they convey the essence of heroes and situations. You need mats, but not from the mouth of Nadi. However, this is IMHO.
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But sir, you must agree, the story-teller came out with a funny one!
Letters and wishes fell down ...
I did not expect such a reaction ...
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Funny, I agree. And the original - the main thing :)
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But adding a mat is a request from the person who ordered the story!
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The author and you do not write a story for me?)
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Write in a personal! Discuss the conditions!
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I am not registered here. I can write in a personal? Or give soap if there is. I will write there)
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They fell in love with Nefertiti, and - will, let me have a few words. Alexey, I consider you a good author, and I read your stories with interest. This one, too, turned out well, with Hochma. But I cannot approve such a choice of the topic. I do not consider this, in the words of Nefertiti, to be sacrilege. Not. I think this is a mockery of our history with you, the history of the country where many of us were born and lived, and that, they foolishly pissed. Eldar Ryazanov, his films and a bunch of brilliant actors are bright landmarks of that time. Finally, it is just a memory of that life, of our youth. Say, is it just a free fantasy? Of course. But, nevertheless, I am against this approach.
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Dear Eugene! By no chance do I want to insult the soviet past, and the origin! Of which I am personally very proud! And Eldar Ryazanov, I think the greatest figure of cinema!
And this story is just easy reading!
Do not take it seriously ...
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Glad to understand each other. Good luck in new stories!
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Eugene!
Do I think this is sacrilege? :)) I put the word "mock up" in quotes. That is, he mocked in a figurative sense! And well done Alex, that he decided on this.
What does the merit of Ryazanov? Probably everyone loves this movie. But to write a parody of a masterpiece is always bold and original. Yes, the author failed the image of the heroine. But only! The rest is a cool story. I read and smiled. There are hundreds of stories about Snow White with the dwarfs, about Little Red Riding Hood, and this is a classic, but it does not occur to anyone that parody of these things is blasphemy :)
Let's still look at things easier :)
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and in my opinion, this is the original script of the film)
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Hmmm ... movie script? But why not?
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Dragunov Alexey all praise and thanks
The idea was superbly implemented in the story.
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Glad you liked it!)))
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