“What kind of godfather is that under godfather was not?” - folklore.

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We have a rather big settlement, with a population of about nine thousand people, and the district center is not far, some 15 kilometers away, so if you have a job, then you can live.
Well, maybe about cultural life, of course, not as much as in big cities, but shops, shops are different, as much as you want, this is a heap. What else is there? School, kindergarten, club ... too. Hospital as such, alas, no. So if you are seriously ill, then you are welcome to the area. There is a medical office in which an old marazmatic sits (in the common Stepanych), a retired veteran gynecologist who can measure the pressure from a hangover. Alcohol does not give, and the pressure please. Knowledgeable people used to say that in our time, at some special clinic, our Stepanych looked at very high female comrades between her legs. But they probably lie, and maybe not.

I work as a driver at an agrofirm, and my wife Tatyana is also there, Toko is sitting in accounting, and our son is taken to the army just in the spring of this year. He will come back as Dad, behind the wheel, or maybe like godfather Ivan, behind the tractor. The main thing is to have health, then we all together will work in the same company as one family.
There is also Gul's godfather, but what about no kouma, and she is an arch-important character in this whole story, but the truth works separately, in the store.

People we can say, almost rural, simple, and not offended by health, but in recent months, my beloved wife Tanyusha began to complain of indisposition. Here is something in her lower abdomen, as she herself says, “whining and sipping,” and the feeling that something is missing there. it doesn’t work out much more than once every two weeks, it doesn’t work out in any way.

Well, this is all the lyrics, but as far as ailments are concerned, this should have been taken seriously and I suggested that Tanya go to Stepanych and consult informally. Let, as an experienced veteran of “disheveled funnels,” look and advise whether to go to the area or not.

- Take the Stepanicha Tanya, just don’t give up right away, otherwise the old man will get confused there ... After work, go right back.

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At home, I didn’t immediately bother to ask my Tanya, but decided to postpone the conversation until the evening, so that at the table, under a cup, in a family way, somehow ...
- Tanya, but what did the hrych say? Why haven't you really explained anything to me yet? - we knocked over with it 50 grams and smacked juicy sauerkraut.
- Yes, just did not want to upset you Grisha. There is one such nasty problem. - she looked at me with a beautiful, sad look and sent a piece of pink bacon in the mouth after the cabbage.
- You see, dear, I just have stagnation in the pelvic organs. Stepanych said that it is easy to cure, but for this we need more often ... to be with a man, and so that he gets me deeper there. Then everything will pass quickly, otherwise the stagnation may turn into inflammatory. And you have my little sunshine, he is good, but ... a bit small.

I drank more and began to think about this difficult situation. Here at godfather Ivan, such that he will get anywhere, twice as much as mine ...
Maybe ask him, all the same, not strangers, almost relatives. Well, let it be under our supervision with my godfather, several times I will massage my internal organs to my wife, and I will also help them later with something. Thinking that this way it is possible to resolve the issue and improve the health of my wife, I took heart and said:
- True, Tanechka, I cannot cope alone, I don’t get where I need to, but for this there are godfathers and friends who will come to the rescue in a difficult moment.Friend is known in trouble! Forgot?

“Oh, Grisha, it’s embarrassing to ask the godfather and godfather for such ... help.” - Tanya's eyes were still sad, but a gleam of hope flashed through them.
- Do not worry, with godfather I will talk myself-sure that she will not refuse us and will allow Vanya to “heal” you a little, and then I will help him to block the roof with a new slate. By the way, she even asked for it. So we will have mutual assistance. - the wife was looking at me not only with love, but also with respect, for my mind and ingenuity.

- Only Tanya, there is a small difficulty here; the godfather Ivan has a “big tool”, so you may have to ... suffer a little. To which the husband looked down at the plate with cabbage and quietly spoke in a humble voice:
- Well, if necessary, I will suffer ...
What a courageous woman. That's what I love her for.
Without delaying the “long box”, on that same evening, taking a bottle of “pervak”, I visited the godfathers who lived at the other end of the village.

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Hearing such a request from me, godfather Galya immediately even indignantly waved her hands, but when it came to the roof, she thought about it and finally said:
- Okay, Grisha, so be it, let Ivan “heal” the godfather, since such a hopeless situation, but ... you will also help me repair the fence. I agree? Well, then we agreed, tomorrow, on Saturday evening, we will come to you at the first "session".
For the sake of my beloved Tanya, I would have agreed to dig a well in addition, but prudently decided to remain silent and not even finish the bottle, went home, to share with my wife good news.

Tatyana was sitting at the table and holding her stomach with a pained look. When she saw me, she even moaned softly, showing with all her appearance how bad she felt and how she needed immediate treatment.
- All my good, I agreed on everything. It’s not long to wait — tomorrow evening Ivan and Galya will come to our aid. So get ready. - the spouse listened to me and even tried to smile.

- How to prepare Grisha? On the table there seems to be something to put, but everything else we have, as it were ... always with us.
She did not consider one important point, and I, as a smart and caring husband, cautiously reminded her:
- This “treatment” Tanya, a “side effect” can happen, so you need to buy a protective agent.
- So there is Grisha, we have. When I went to the area last month, I bought it ... just in case. I felt like I needed to. - Wife pulled out of the bedside table and showed me a pink box.
- These are such “candies”, they are only inserted not into Grisha’s mouth, but “there” ... and that’s all.
- You are my good clever - I had no choice but to praise my wife and peck her on the cheek.

At night, my Tanya slept very badly. Tossing and turning from side to side, sighed heavily in a dream, spread her legs apart. I even had to stroke and massage her belly in the middle of the night in order to calm her discomfort a little.
Having moved my hand below the navel, I sank even lower between my legs and felt like there was a “fire” among thick hair. Immediately I wanted to put a thermometer in there and measure the temperature, but then deciding that there was a need for a rather good spray hose (which, as you know, I didn’t have), I just took a towel to soak with water and put a cool compress on the “sore” place. After that, the spouse calmed down and did not wake up until the morning.

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In the evening of the next day, we set the table waiting for the godfathers, and the wife constantly ran up to the window and looked out into the street, so as not to miss the long-awaited guests. I also worried no less and even drank a hundred grams to calm down.
Finally, they were half an hour late, appeared on the walkway leading to the porch and a minute later entered the house.
The four of us sat in the kitchen and immediately drank a little at the meeting.

- Maybe let's first carry out everything you need, and then at the table? Made a deal-walk boldly, right Tanya? - It seems it was a reasonable proposal on my part and my wife slightly rosy, nodded in agreement.
- Well, you can and so ...You are Tanya, then go with Ivan to the bedroom, and my godfather and I are still here with a glass so as not to miss ... is it really Grisha? - Galya took control in her ...