- No, well, you say: WHAT DO I DO NOW NOW? How will I get out like this? ..
- You look very impressive. What did you expect for some other finale?
- I did not count on anything. I ... I ...
- Gone mad. You already said.

They seemed to be reversed: Liana turned around and looked at him plaintively, and he looked at her with affectionate, sarcastic, precisely taking on her previous look.
- You ... you ... If I had warned! ..
- And I tried. Didn't you notice?

Liana got up and, staggering, went to the mirror.

- You have a wonderful drawing on the chest. He doubled the effect. You was right...
- In cheeem? - moaned Lian.
- In all. By the way, I am very grateful to you. I was good.
- Yah?
- Yes. And you?
- What to me?
- Did you like it?
“No,” Liana said, not looking at him.
- Not? Why?
- Nooooooo !!! - suddenly yelled Liana - and she covered her mouth with her hand, frightened by her scream.

But it was too late: the Tadpoles turned pale, backed away, and ran out of the office.

- Stop, where? Wait! You ... you ... you are crazy, right? - Ljana rushed after him, but froze in time on the threshold.

- Yyyyeee, - she howled like a snotty piglet, but immediately winced: - Do not cry! Do not cry. Kuzka, Kuzka ... - she grabbed an innocent Kuzka and shook him in the air for a minute or two. Kuzka howled and scratched.

- Psycho. Just crazy. And you too, - she threw Kuzka into a chair, took hold of the bag and rummaged through it for half an hour, until she found wet wipes.

Going up to the mirror, she looked at herself for a long time, thoughtfully feeling the painted breasts and crushing their palms as if weighing; then I wiped for a long time, smearing the pattern on my cheek; dressed, opened the window, leaned out, looked somewhere - and slammed the sash tightly:

- Psycho! And where am I? And Kuzka? - Liana asked the offended kote.

***

The next morning, the university was shocked by two gossips:

- Lyanka sucked at the Tadpole, and he finished it from head to toe!

Warm men's companies chewed this news in every way. The second was even more incredible:

- The tadpole sits purple on the bench and thumps alone!

Groups of tourists were recruited, and Yurik led them to a nearby square, where the disheveled Tadpoles with a bottle were sitting, looking at one point.

- She bit him, or something, for the dick? - the picture was surprised Yurik. Tourists grunted, covered their mouths.

Meeting the Liana in the corridor, the boys slyly winked at her, and she turned around in surprise. She did not know about the existence of a hole in the wall, but coincidences beat into a superstitious vein, and Liana looked as if she was waiting for a stab in the back. And he did not keep himself waiting.

Whether the good people told the rector the news of the day, or if he really didn’t like the way Liang was doing her duties on the weekend, or something else, but at five to eleven in the office the bell rang and Secretary Kira Palna reported the phone that Liang was immediately called to the rector.

Pale Liana rushed in, ran out into the corridor and, hesitantly, looked into the next office:
- Guys, I have an emergency. Belotelov is calling. I have this to you ... Accompany, eh? Though under the door ...
- What is it?
- Well I do not know. I'm afraid of something. He never had me ...
- Oh, do not be afraid! The rector is a friend of man. Do not eat. The main thing is to smile wider, radiate pheromones and ...
- Guys! I'm serious...
“Lianusik, your fault is that you are too serious.” Go with God, my daughter, bless you on ...

But Liana ran out, slamming the door.

Yurik watched her go, then he winked at the guys, picked up a mobile phone and searched for some number for a long time:
- Hello? Vasilivanych? This is Ukharev from the computer. Hey, and here Belotelov called your Lyanochka on the carpet. Belotelov has caused your Lyanka on the carpet, I say! What? ... I hung up, - he turned to the guys. - drunk Romeo. I will go Kurna, - and walked away.

But ten minutes later I ran back:
- Boys! Is coming! Quickly here! ..

The boys jumped up and, shoving each other, ran to the waiting room.There just entered the Tadpoles, stomping like a grenadier.

Without a word, he stepped past Kira Palna and took the handle of the rector's door.
- It is impossible! It is impossible! He said no one ... - Cyrus Palna rose, - but the Tadpoles was already inside, slamming the door.

Yurik in the corridor whistled, making the boys scary eyes.

Soon he had to make them more frightened of her, because from the waiting room came the rumble and muffled screams. After some time, the door opened, and Liana jumped out, disheveled, in tears, with black divorces on her cheeks. Without looking at anyone, she ran to her office, clasping as she went.

Yurik exchanged glances with the boys, making a terrible face. A minute passed - and Tadpoles fell out from the same place, red as a soldering iron. Without looking at the boys, he stomped past and headed for the exit, chasing a hard step.

The boys were whispering and making faces for a while, until a plaintive squeak came from behind the wall, and Kira Palna slammed the door, turning the lock.

The next two days Tadpoles and Liang did not look at each other. As luck would have it (and as always happens), they all constantly met in the corridor: the gloomy Tadpoles, Lyana - and the rector in dark glasses, who covered the ghost under the eye.

On the third day, entering the office, Liang met Aunt Dus' mournful glances:
- Lanochka! Golden, my maka! Go, go, apologize, go ask him, ask - even until the evening, but wait, sun, wait ... He will not deny you, he treats you well ... It is necessary, fish, it is necessary ...
- What do you want? Who to ask? - Lyana's legs buckled.
- Have you not seen below? ..

Liana ran headlong into the lobby. The people who stood under the advertisement booth instantly squandered around, pretending that he had nothing to do with it.

"Due to severe disciplinary violations ..." - read Liana, as in a dream, - "Vasily Ivanovich ... Liana Edgarovna ... are expelled ..."

Tadpoles approached the stand.

Curious noses poked out from behind the heavy Stalinist columns ...

***

For a while he stood with her. Then, exchanging glances, they went to the exit. Together.

“Guys, let's go after them,” Yurik ordered.

After waiting for the distance, they went out into the street. The couple went to the park, vigorously discussing something and not noticing the “tail”.

Going deep into the park, they turned off the main lane and headed to the same place where the guys brought Liana three days ago.

“He leads to his lair,” whispered Yurik. - Children, and what will be right now ...

The wind rose, turned the leaves - and Tadpoles with Liana were lost in a golden whirlwind.

Having lost them, the boys walked through the park until they came out randomly to this place and did not go further into the depths of the ravine.

The wind was strong, throwing leaves in the face. A cloud covered the sun and caught up with horror; the park seemed to beckon them, draws in and sucks like a funnel. The boys were already ready to turn back, when suddenly through the rustle of buzzing leaves came the voices.

Yurik put a finger to his lips - and climbed into the undergrowth with friends, trying not to rustle. The wind stifled their footsteps.

Through the hum rang out:
- We'll catch a cold ...
- And well ... so romantic ... snot ...

Going to the edge of the bushes, the boys took turns pulling out the jaws, rolled their eyes and made terrible faces at each other.

Directly in front of them, on a copper carpet of foliage, rolled Liang and Tadpoles, violently stripping each other.

He pulled off her jeans with shorts, and she, curving with the bridge, pulled his shirt off .... Read more →