on this ... but a virgin at 22 is not very solid, agree!

How to become a "man" without a girl? That's right, through a prostitute. “But how is it done and when, where to do it?” - such questions were in the head of the hero and while thinking about normal relationships with the girl: “There’s always a lot of people at home, and if you don’t come to sleep, what can you say about where ? Have a friend? And if they check? Yes, and do not want to deceive ... "

And then it happened! There is a trip to Peter! Thinking about his plans for leisure, Batyr understood - this is his chance! "I am far from home and I can tell my companion that I’ve been watching local sights!"

First, the guy looked into Wikipedia about the attitude to prostitution in Russia ... Strange, right? The course of thought is non-trivial. But, to his surprise, Batyr discovered quite important information: 1) prostitution is prohibited in Russia (thanks, cap); 2) there are no fines for clients, only prostitutes and pimps (impunity of the client, hmm ...); 3) prostitution in Russia is very popular ... or something like that, but the point is that it was even tried to be legalized. “It seems that prostitutes are looking for and fined, but they live for themselves openly 0_0” ... Google ... request for “Prostitutes of St. Petersburg” ... “JÖKLMN!” . "Well, this is probably a divorce for suckers - you call them and they take money off of you ... Although the numbers are all different ... What the fuck?" Google ... "reviews about sites about prostitutes." Every resource about the ratings of St. Petersburg sites ... Every second review on pages with profiles of night butterflies. Link "Club of sex lovers." A forum where lovers walking around fairies (as they call prostitutes) can chat, write “reports” and advise this or that girl. “So you and prostitution is illegal, it looks like the phones are real, well, maybe some are already old ... but the fact!”

Not yet believing that he would do this, Batyr began writing on the piece of paper the phones of mature such ladies “I never thought that I liked more adults ... no, not old ones. Just ... not girls, but Women! And in my case, a more experienced one is needed ... well, not that I was theoretically not savvy in the “Thoughts Out Loud” cycle gives quite a lot of colorful descriptions and all that ... ”And again, Cain’s reasoning is seen ... Trifle, but nicely.

In general, Batyr took the matter very seriously. But then I climbed the forum of the Sex Fans Club (KLS) and found information for beginners. It says what precautions, how to talk, what preventive measures ... Batyr follows the link about Miramixin and understands that to go to a brothel it doesn’t hurt to buy this thing, and then pour it directly ... to the holy of holies "Some kind of horror, such difficulties! Yes, and you can still pick up something ... It was not enough to make your first exit last ... Well, nafig such a risk ... I will save on the trip ..." And he went, deciding that will not go on this bold step ... but the list still took :-) In general, Batyr took the matter very seriously. But then he climbed on the pitch Mind the Sex Lovers Club (KLS) and found information for beginners. It says what precautions, how to talk, what preventive measures ... Batyr follows the link about Miramixin and understands that to go to a brothel will not hurt to buy this thing, and then also pour it straight ... into the holy of holies! "Some kind of horror, such difficulties! Yes, and you can still pick up something ... It was not enough to make your first exit last ... Well, nafig such a risk ... I will save on the trip ... "And he went, having decided that he would not take this bold step .. but the list still took: -)

Here is Peter !!! ... Mdja ... this was not what Batyr expected from the northern capital ... Those Muscovites who run around in the center. Indifferent such ... the same traffic jams, a little strange traffic lights, less tangled streets, more lousy roads, all older, beautiful houses and cobbled together ... Nothing special. “I had a friend from St. Petersburg, what are the peculiarities of the locals there? ... I don’t know ... I didn’t ask. People like people ... Oh! Instead of Tajiks, the French! Everywhere the French. A strange likeness of mime ... man with bagpipes ... cool ... "

The last day of the trip to the City on the Neva, instead of walking around the local attractions, Batyr did buy Miramistin and made a phone call, where Mona answered someone from KLS, a young but good prostitute, judging by the reviews. “It’s just somehow scary with an adult — why should I give in to her ... They don’t advise KLS to report that she is a virgin, because a girl can regard it as an extra service and take more.” In general, I call, they answer me politely:

- There is no Mon, and the photo on the site - well, not all take pictures, feel shy ... I do not remember who is there in the photo ... describe.

- “In a pancake, to describe the girl!” It is worth noting that Batyr didn’t really know how to determine the size and size, but to be honest, this is not a boom boom:

- Um ... medium height brunette ...

Heard is bad, they answered something about the fact that now there are not many girls, something about blondes and red ... “Well, now believe KLS! At 16 you need to call, the girl will be warmed up, but not tired. Who works in the afternoon ?! Well, or in the evening ... - not at night! "

They said that there are several salons, chose closer, went to the address. The conspiracy ... let in.

"Well, the apartment, I was expecting a shabby cottage, and here are cool apartments!"

I put on my slippers: “They were afraid of fungi on the forum, but I’m not wearing socks or socks?” They led us into the room, after asking about national accessories. The guy muttered that he was “seemingly” such and such a nationality. And why is there “seemingly”? "Why such a question? Probably, prostitutes are fastidious and prefer Russians or at least some ..." The room is spacious, the TV, bed ... the bra is hanging, drying. "Damn, somehow I worry ... Not very much, but still ... ". Batyr sat down and waited." They did not forget about me? "Then the door opened and an unexpected happened ... Entered ... a black woman!" Um ... of what? ”She is clearly a prostitute, for she entered into her underwear. Our hero slightly went into a stupor and began to remember, to which he agreed: “It was bad on the phone, but did they offer me an African, and I agreed?” Damn, even in the wildest fantasies of dark girls I had no idea. ” Meanwhile, the fairy mumbled something and left. A pause ... "What the hell? I do not seem so scary, so that a prostitute frightened me ... But damn, I’m not at all terrible and even very solid in light-colored clothes, glasses and a backpack. ” Entered ... Negro. “Deja vu?” Again, mumbling and out. And here our braked and confused hero understands: “Yes, this is a presentation of girls! That's the service! So, I haven’t chosen yet, bite, now I’ll see everyone and take some ... uh ... more standard or something ... "Next came the woman who conducted Batyr into the room and said that that’s all . “And what would you have been empty, KLS! I agree, I wanted it better, but I got it as always. He was too clever ... Damn ... “Trying to remember and find ten differences between two equally half-naked black women, Batyr chose the first one, having decided that she was prettier. For he did not hear her name, then he said that the first. “Eh, inconvenient even somehow” ... Pause ... “And what, kin will not be?” The woman came back and asked for a planta. Yes, Batyr felt like a fool, giving a payment for an hour to a woman, and expecting that he would somehow be thrown, but he could not not pay ... The woman left ... A minute of silence ... fail. ” Negryanochka entered. Which, Batyr, the stump is clear, could not understand and for some reason decided that it was the second one, however, the devil knows it. Brought change and a towel. “This is it, and I was thinking when I should go to the shower! I sit, maybe they waited for me to ask. The KLS says that a shower before and after a session is logical, why torment a girl with a sweaty body, and then God himself ordered hygiene! ”Batyr went to the bathroom ... Read more →