completely rejects you as an active lover, you will be assigned the role of the spectator of her betrayal, you can only rely on cunnilingus ...

- She rejects me as a lover anyway, how many times have I asked her for anal sex ...

- I am not talking about that.

- Yes, I understand, you just do not know Dasha ... What are there treason, what kukold ...

- Now the conversation is not about her, but about you. Set the task, and according to this task I will make a plan.

I thought about the cuckold sites, the exciting, forbidden world that I wanted to get into:

- You know, make a plan at your discretion, but I would like maximum results: it’s not about me, it’s about Dasha ... She never even removes an engagement ring, so everyone knows that she’s married and didn’t pester her . And I am ready to go far, as far as possible ...

- That's all I wanted to hear. When the plan is made, I'll call you.

Four days later, Michael called back and we met. He gave me a detailed plan that struck me with its scope. The price of the question was also rather big, so I doubted:

- Are you sure that you need such a sum of "representative" on your card?

- Yes. During the operation, I will treat you and your wife.

“Why can't I pay for myself?”

“Because in order to enchant your wife, I will have to surpass you on all counts.” I found one point in which I concede to you: you are richer than me, but your wife should not know this ...

Now I understand why he asked me about the size of my penis ... Does he really think that he will be able to wake a whore in my wife with more parameters of his penis? If so, then he is a very naive person, because more than once I tried to talk to Dasha about the difference between big and small penises, but she didn’t want to listen, but laughed, like, “I didn’t hear more stupidity”, and added the question may interest only scholars who measure their pussies in the toilet ... But Michael continued with the same confidence:

- ... Therefore I will pay for you and for her. This is important for successful development of events at the first stage of the operation. So, we will take off in ten days on the ocean coast to the hotel "Orgasmus" - it is perfect for the operation. This hotel is forbidden to enter minors and persons over 45 years. There are practically no Russians there; the majority of tourists from the USA and Latin America speak mainly English, Portuguese and Spanish. Your wife was fascinated by learning Portuguese and complained that she had no one to practice with?

- Yes, really ... I told her many times why you need Portuguese ...

- Here, and there will be my friends from Brazil, I briefly explained the situation to them, they are people who are fond of, they said that they would like to play along with me.

- Do you know Portuguese?

- In fact, my friends also speak English, which I know well, but I also speak Portuguese fluently - I had to work in Brazil for some time.

- And how is your "Orgasmus" different from other hotels?

- This is a paradise for nudists and loving couples - sex on the hotel is not forbidden, so do not necessarily hide in the rooms. The atmosphere for our project is the most suitable.

- It’s you, of course, thought up great, but my wife didn’t plan a vacation, - I thought that our operation would fail, - I’m saying, she’s a business woman, she’s a career ...

- Already planning.

- Like this?

- She had no leave for more than a year. Yesterday I organized a call from the labor inspectorate to her boss. He was promised heavy fines and various sanctions, but in exchange for closing his eyes to his violations (and I understand that he has a lot of them) offered him to urgently send your wife on leave. Today he called her and made Dasha write a statement himself. So she's on vacation tomorrow.

- Cool...- I looked at Mikhail completely differently, he really acted professionally, - You can really trust ...

“Of course,” he answered shortly, “And remember, a lot depends on you, on how well you will follow my instructions.” Do you remember what you have to do five days before departure?

- I remember not having sex with Dasha ...

- Right. Even if she asks you to do this, you must find a reason to evade marital duties. Dasha must be very hungry. And it is useful for you to begin to get used to the absence from access to her womb.

“This, of course, sounds tempting, but I don’t really believe in that,” I grinned.

- The main thing is that I believe in it, - Michael answered without irony, - Now we have to sign our contract with you, so that later there will be no misunderstanding.

We signed, and I turned to Michael:

“Okay, since we are like companions in this matter, then maybe we will switch to“ you ”?

- This is premature. Everything should develop logically. According to legend, we will get to know each other closely at the resort, and there we will switch to “you”. Okay?

- Okay ...

Dasha was really sent on vacation, and I, as it were, in honor of this, prepared her a surprise - a three-week rest at the Orgasmus Hotel. I expected her to express dissatisfaction with the fact that nudism was allowed in this hotel, but she reacted exactly as Michael had suggested:

- So there will be people older than eighteen? Great, but these mad hordes of children never give a human rest. And nudism is voluntary, no one will force us to sunbathe naked, right, dear?

- Of course, my love ...

Dasha devoted the days before the trip to shopping for swimwear and other leisure supplies (there were already three large suitcases!), And she apparently didn’t have sex, so I didn’t have to refuse her offers, since they were not there. And I did not pester. Dasha was more interested in the issue of transfer:

- Honey, well, you agreed with the tour operator about the individual transfer to the hotel?

I answered strictly according to plan:

- I'm trying, but there are some problems, I'll try again tomorrow ...

- What are their problems? You present us with these trunks to dangle in the bus with all the tourists, while they are transported to all the hotels, we will go crazy - ours is the farthest from the airport ...

“I will try to solve this problem,” I replied, knowing that I would not even try to do this, since it was contrary to Michael’s plans.

We arrived at the airport and headed to the place of registration of tickets. "Accidentally" Michael appeared in front of us with diving equipment, followed by a queue. Dasha pouted a little on me due to the fact that I could not arrange an individual transfer. At a certain moment, two model-looking girls, who enthusiastically approached him, “accidentally” approached Michael:

- Oh! Michael, is that you ...?

- Yes, why? - he said in a calm voice.

- And give us an autograph, please! - and gave him a marker.

- Where to sign?

“Yes, right here,” the girls slightly opened their light blouses, giving the upper part of the breast for an autograph.

Mikhail also calmly signed and returned the pen to the girls, and those joyful ones went away. Dasha, as planned, became interested in what he saw and asked me in a whisper:

- And who is this?

- I do not remember, but the face, it seems, is familiar ... Probably, someone from the show business, saw him on TV ...

- Yes, a familiar face ... - Dasha carefully looked at him.

“Yes, the first contact has been made,” flashed through my mind, “As long as Michael’s plan is working.”

Mikhail went up to the girl who was engaged in registration, and quietly asked her about something. She looked at us, I nodded imperceptibly to Dasha. As a result, when we entered the plane, our three places were near, and Dasha was located between me and Mikhail, who was closer to the aisle:

“Oh, and this showbiz is sitting next to us,” Dasha whispered to me and for some reason smiled.

“Well, we stood behind him, and here we were near,” I answered in a neutral tone.

Flight attendants carried drinks and snacks. Approached Michael:

- Will you order anything? - “Sprite” to me, - and Mikhail turned to us and politely asked, - And what should you order?

“Budweiser is for me, a bottle,” I replied to him, and Dasha asked him to take non-carbonated water.

- How much do I owe? - getting a wallet, I asked.

- Not at all, - Michael grinned, - What are we going to reckon about because of the water? ... Moreover, I still need to exchange five hundred euros, and then there are no little things left ...

So, word for word, we talked. Mikhail struck me again: if he was dry and businesslike with me, now, with Dasha, he was transformed - he told fascinating stories from his life and the lives of his acquaintances - people from the television screen. Not only Dasha, but I myself listened to him with interest, there was not a single gram of posturing or boasting, but it created the feeling that there was a world-class star next to us, he was gorgeous by its naturalness, wit, charm, and erudition. .. And it’s necessary that many of his conclusions and predilections (again, quite by accident!) Coincided with Dashin, and my wife very soon became sympathetic to a new acquaintance, from time to time, interrupting him with enthusiastic remarks:

- Well, wow! And I think so - or, - do you like that too? True? And Sergey said that only I can like it ...

And Mikhail completely bribed my wife when he “guessed” the brand of her perfume:

- A great choice. You have a refined taste, Eva Polna uses the same perfume ...

- Eva Polna? My favorite singer!

- True? - Mikhail spread his hands, - See, it means that not only musical tastes agree with you ...

When Mikhail went to the toilet, Dasha was in high spirits:

- What a glorious, this Michael ... Really?

“Yes, nice man,” I agreed.

“At first, at the airport, he seemed arrogant to me ... And now, as if he had been acquainted with him for a hundred years.”

- The first impression is often deceptive. It turned out to be a normal peasant.

“Yes ...” Dasha said with some gasp. Or it seemed to me?

Michael returned, and immediately continued a lively conversation. The conversation turned on the transfer.

- I ordered an individual transfer, - said Mikhail, - I don’t like to take a steam bath on the bus, while tourists are being transported to all the hotels ...

“You see,” Dasha told me with a reproach in her voice, “Mikhail decided the issue with the individual transfer, but you could not ...”

- I could not, - I answered, making excuses, - the tour operator let me down, I tried ...

- So, it was necessary to agree with another tour operator. Here you always leave everything at the last moment, and then this nonsense is obtained.

- Do not quarrel, - Mikhail intervened, - I will try to agree with my transfer to throw you on the way. I don't care at the farthest hotel on the coast, in Orgasmus.

Dasha already jumped from the surging emotions:

- Come on?! We, too, in "Orgasmus"!

- Seriously? - Mikhail was so genuinely surprised that even I was ready to believe him, - That's a coincidence! Well, then there will be no problems with the transfer - we will go together, I take it upon myself.

- That is our luck! Really, honey? - Dasha, shining with joy, clung to me.

- Yes, we are lucky ...

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