Chapter one. FAILED BEGINNING PICNIC.

Last Saturday, we managed to assemble a company, with the aim of going out of town to rest. Alyoshka, his girlfriend Lenka, I and my bosom friend Sashka finally escaped from the stuffy center of the city and enjoyed the suburban breeze with pleasure, bringing coolness to the salon of Aleshkiny BMW ...

We had to drive about 90 km along the highway and then choose a cozy place on the coast of the reservoir, where we planned to spend time with fishing and overnight.

The places along the coast are not well cared for, but with a certain desire you can find a place that is convenient for fishing and swimming - not far from the road, with green vegetation, fine sand near the shore and with no strangers at all.

After all, few of the townspeople use a wild beach — not to do without additional training — you need a tent, food, and in the next 5–10 km there is no civilized environment familiar to a city dweller, with canteens, stalls and other service points.

So rest in a secluded atmosphere, without extraneous noise and fuss, is available only to that part of the population who have private cars.

That is why it took me some effort to properly plan and organize a trip out of town. All the difficulties are over, and in an hour and a half we reached the desired goal.

How nice it is to substitute a young body with fresh air, bright rays of the sun and light blows of the breeze, pleasantly tickling the fluff on the skin! After all, the whole week I had to be sealed in official clothes!

Setting up a tent, preparing for fishing - how much it pleases the soul, alienating from everyday worries and fuss !. Lenka immediately rushed to the water ... In high spirits, we took up each - in his area of ​​"skill." Aleshka set up a tent, Sashka pulled out an inflatable boat and prepared fishing gear, and I got the device for the hearth and the creation of an improvised dining room.

Carried away by worries, we did not see how, in our direction, moving off the road, a white minibus began to approach.

We noticed him when he already drove very close to our resting place. In fact, we tried to choose a place more separately, so that our location was not visible from the road - and so as not to attract curious and outsiders. Of course, the appearance of this bus, as if following us on purpose, provoked some curiosity and irritation - they say, they will not give a rest here peacefully, surely they hang something out of their problems on us! ...

The bus stopped and it was clear that it was a medical service. (This was still lacking, to pay any kind of extortion for the use of natural land, parking a car near the shore, and something else, sucked from the finger, for half of the illegal financing of the rich to the inventions of local authorities).

The door of the bus opened and a woman in a white robe came out.

- “Hello! We are traveling honey. point and we have an order Min. common sense about carrying out preventive vaccinations to all citizens, traveling savages on nature. This year, Karakurt spiders, which may be in the sand on the coastal part of the reservoir, have proliferated and therefore the decision has been made to vaccinate as many unorganized guests as possible. ”

We had no choice but to postpone the case, and throwing a glance at the documents in the hands of this representative of the Ministry of Health, go inside the bus, where everyone was registered in a magazine asking for the name, age, address, home phone number and occupation ...

Then, in turn, I had to get up on one of the seats with my knees and expose my unburned ass for the injection of the drug ...

The last one to the bus was delicately missed Lena ... Four shots, professionally made by a young nurse, and we are free.The bus turned around and moved on, continuing the difficult task of Saturday vaccination "savages."

Everything, it would seem, the incident is settled, and no one will interfere with us.

As a rule, you become smarter with hindsight, and some doubts still arose in my head:

“Why did our data, place of residence, phone numbers and occupation need to be recorded in such detail in a journal?

- Who knows if it comes to use later so private information ...

- It was necessary to write down just in case at least a couple of names of these ministers of the Ministry of Health, and the number of the bus ...

- "Anyway. What happened, that will not happen again ”- I thought, preparing a place for a fire ...

“Something unusually hot today and somehow sultry somehow ...” thought flashed through my mind, while I felt overwhelming fatigue and dizziness.

“Damn, that vaccination probably affected me so disgustingly” ...

I perplexedly sat on the ground, unable to resist fatigue.

- “Alekha! ... Sasha! ... Leeneaaa ... - I called my friends, but no one was visible or heard nearby ...

Time was painfully long, but I did not get better.

The last picture in my fading consciousness is again the bus of the Ministry of Health and the nurses in white coats who jumped out of it, putting me on a stretcher ...

Chapter Two CLOSED LABORATORY FOR EXPERIMENTS.

I woke up, lying on my back, in some completely white room, strongly resembling a medical ward. Immediately I discovered that I don’t have a shred of clothes on me, and my arms and legs are tightly chained to the corners of the bed. My body, crucified on a lounger, was not covered with a sheet and I was very excited, remembering everything that had happened to me since the morning and on that strange bus.

Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered the room in a medical robe. I instinctively twitched in fetters, feeling some shame in the presence of a dressed person of the opposite sex while I could not hide my nakedness ... It remained helpless to watch what was happening.

- "Where I am? What happened to me? Where are my friends ?, Alex, Lena and Alexander?

Can you explain to me what happened to me AT ALL? ”I began to ask questions.

- “Do not hurry young man, now you know everything:

First of all, I warn you that any resistance is useless.

It is useless to shout, break out and call for help. You are in a safe place and no one can free you until the end of the experiments. For a long time I will not delay you and all your buddies, although much will depend on your behavior.

Secondly - no one is going to hurt you or in any way harm your health. “It is in your interest to relax and enjoy,”

- as the famous saying goes.

Thirdly, I need young healthy individuals for my dissertation as test subjects, and I had to resort to certain tricks in order to be able to collect statistics.

- Admit it, catching young people without attracting special attention - this is my very successful invention and initiative!

- Who would think to look for guys and their girls who came to a remote and deserted place for the weekend?

- Besides, all of you are young, physically strong and healthy - just what you need for my research! - the sick and infirm will not go away from home, and even with an overnight stay ...

And the scenery in the bus, camouflaged under the mobile first-aid post, practically did not require additional costs!

- No vaccinations you did!

I just had a tranquilizer injection so that later you could be delivered to my laboratory ... “still lukewarm” ... Now I’ll give you one more trick that will neutralize the effects of sleep ....