FOREWORD:

Dear readers!

Before proceeding, I would like to explain some of the motives behind the creation of this fantasy story. As usual, Sergey Donatovich Dovlatov, the master of the short story, did it in his time, I asked myself the question:

- “And for what, for what purpose, I wrote all this?”

And it remains for me to answer that the purpose of my story:

- describe the emotional state of a young man, frightened by an inevitable and excessively cruel punishment for a small offense.

- describe the feelings that he had, if necessary, to strip naked in the presence of a young nurse and female students, and in the future to endure touches and reflexes tests ...

I am not at all going to discredit the system of medical care and provision of conscription companies that existed in the distant Soviet time, in any way.

And yet, over the course of many years to come, the guess never left me that with one stroke of a pen in honey. card, you can send a recruit for an additional examination, but in fact - to conduct practical lessons and training on a completely healthy and carefully selected human material from among the military commission of the military service of young people ...

The fact is that I myself, as a teenager, ended up in a similar veil when, without explanation, they sent me to a hospital for additional examination.

In the course of the planned medical examination, while I was in the office, I could observe how the urologist came to the therapist and they were whispering, throwing in my direction significant glances ..

In fact, it turned out that even at the military office, she “spotted” me for use in her practical classes with students in the hospital. What was my surprise in a mixture with burning shame and a feeling of helplessness and complete lack of rights, when I was in the appointed office, was not a patient sent for further examination, but after “appropriate psychological treatment”, I “voluntarily” had to play the role of a training model , for female students studying the methodology of one of the known procedures - cystoscopy ...

The manipulations were repeated on me until all the staff of the students had acquired certain practical skills.

A certificate issued to me at the end of such a “survey” said that I was completely healthy and fit for military service after graduation ...

However, take into account that the entire described moral and ethical side of the situation is just a fiction, inspired by a vague assumption. Here is another important note:

At one of the Russian-speaking forums, in archives dedicated to shameful situations on medical examinations, I came across a story-story, the author of which was hidden under the nickname Dim_m.

It was this small story that stirred up emotions of past years, and prompted me to write my own fantasy, interpreting in its own way the events of the said story. However, the description of the experiments is entirely borrowed from Dim_m. So it turned out a kind of "composition" of two consonant works on the topic. Accept this as the “joint work” of two, albeit unfamiliar to each other authors.

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In the beginning, I will allow myself a small digression.

- Does the doctor have the right to examine the recruit in which the mother gave birth, or not? and how ethical it is.

I can tell you: do not break your spears in vain!

It has every right! According to medical ethics developed in past centuries. Moreover, any doctor - surgeon, neurologist, therapist, dermatologist, orthopedist, oncologist, and others are obliged to examine the patient at the primary admission naked.

It doesn’t matter where this examination takes place - at the hospital, clinic, clinic, diagnostic center or, especially, at the military registration and enlistment office.

Another thing is that in most cases this is not done.

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So, continue:

The medical board at the military office, conducted for students enrolled in full-time departments and having a military department, sent me to the clinic at the hospital for an additional examination by a neurologist, as if to say ... - by chance ...

During that medical commission in the therapist's office, I talked too loudly with my partner, making it difficult for the other conscript to listen to his chest, and at first was awarded a remark.

Secondary comment was not in vain for me ...

The therapist thought that I was doing this on purpose, with the aim of “pinning on,” and she put an obligatory check in the medical card at a neurologist ... Suppose they say that they will understand the psyche properly ...

I must say, the oppressive impression of slavish dependence and my own powerlessness accompanied me throughout my stay at the military registration and enlistment office.

Terrible hails of ensigns who are trying to show "fledgling youths" all the beauty and charm of unquestioningly executing orders, forcing to walk in order and endless roll-calls - such a creation of a typical army situation ... All my life I remember the episode of humiliation of children noticed in evading drafts.

Medical commission recruits are held in a separate building, most likely designed by army standards.

A dressing room with a dressing room, then a series of series-connected rooms with a common entrance and exit, where the last room has access to the same waiting room.

Thus, the recruit, having entered the front door, simply could not bypass the successive passage through the whole chain of cabinets, until he was again in the locker room.

According to the list, we were called 10 people from the general conference hall, and accompanied by an ensign we passed through the courtyard to the draft commission building.

Entering the dressing room, the commander commanded to strip down to his underpants and gave our personal affairs to the little sister who stood at the entrance.

Two conscripts were summoned, the rest were waiting for a call, sitting on benches along the wall. So, it was at that moment when I was in the waiting room, and what happened made an indelible impression on me.

While we, stripped down to our underpants, were sitting on the waiting benches, the door suddenly opened - and a group of guys who looked dejected and intimidated, with eyes down to the floor and literally trembling with fear, entered.

Terrible prapor ordered them to line up in the middle of the room, then made a roll call and ordered these unfortunate people to undress naked, putting all their clothes in a pile around him on a chair ... and he sat next to him - to watch clothes.

When someone from our group asked the ensign why these guys would be without panties, that ensign brazenly grinning replied:

““ So these are dodgers! ” These are draftees who evaded conscription in due time and are now “caught” - and they should be punished for violations.

We had cases when the "deviators" managed to "run away even from the medical board in their shorts, because the beach and sports facilities are not far from here ...

“But after they are stripped naked, we have not a single case of escape !!!"

“You won't run far away naked ...” - Prapor explained gloatingly and with smirks.

Then, for a more complete impression, he built a miserable handful in a row on a stand, peacefully forbidding to hide behind his hands, and told them to stand in that position until our entire regular group of 10 people passed this medical examination ...

Of course, such humiliation played a role, and all the guys received a vivid lesson in army punishment ...

So, having a referral to a hospital, I recalled with horror what serious trials might await me if I was late or failed to appear ...

Of course, on the appointed day, after rushing in, I headed to the address, fearing not to appear on time ...

More than thirty guys gathered ...