FOREWORD:

Dear readers!

Everything described here is a figment of my imagination.

In fact, there is no exemplary Kirovsky military registration and enlistment office, no warrant officers, or majors.

All images are collective, include many features inherent in virtually different people in reality, but just so, by the will of my imagination, concentrated in specific characters!

I was in no way going to hurt the honor of the military uniform, focusing on the very "original" ways of punishing offenders of discipline.

Yes, and the events of my story were far in the past and belong to the heyday of the military-industrial complex of the USSR, during the propaganda struggle for world peace and simultaneous military operations in Afghanistan. The draft commission worked then to the fullest ...

I set myself the task - to describe the emotions of a young man who has fallen into an extraordinary situation and who is forced to obey without having an alternative.

However, this situation, which aroused my imagination, is a painfully familiar one!

And everything that was invented by me, you see, could well and can happen in real life, since my fantasies are based on reading a mass of letters from eyewitnesses that were shared on the pages of forums with similar events that actually happened to them!

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So, I will tell you what happened to me during the passage of the planned medical examination in one of the city military enlistment offices.

At that time I was barely 20, I was finishing my second year of study, and then the order was established that students enrolled in military departments of universities were exempted from military school for one day and sent en masse to go through honey. examination in the nearest district military office in agreement with our department.

The Kirov RVC was just in close proximity, and the contract was concluded with it more than one year in a row ... There were quite a few people like me at the institute, and soon many sophomore guys discussed the upcoming medical examination in smoking rooms and corridors ...

All of us have already passed the draft board at the RVC for registration at the age of 17, and what the draft board is, we were familiar from adolescence.

Undergraduates shared their impressions - not without some exaggeration and humor, savoring the events of last year ... It was especially mentioned that the most strict and cruel order was in this very thing - the Kirov District Military Commissariat. And all because they recently moved to a new building, equipped with the latest technology and the passage of the medical board there was delivered according to an "exemplary scheme."

What kind of scheme is this - I have tried it on my own skin, having received a subpoena and having come at a specified time to this exemplary recruiting office ...

At 8:30 am, about 200 students were driven into the assembly hall on the first floor, taking passports and registration certificates, thus depriving us of the possibility of evading the upcoming. For about an hour we had to listen to a lecture on the international situation in the style of military training in political training ... In the meantime, the latecomers arrived and medical records were issued for each of us.

Young female secretaries got our documents from

piles on the tables and inscribed in honey. card name, surname and age of the person being examined.

At about 10 am, medical specialists appeared.

The most boring lecture was suspended and the chief in uniform came on the scene:

- “Comrades cadets! Today you have to undergo a medical examination for a routine check of your health and ability for further military service. As you know, our military registration and enlistment office initiated a medical board at a higher level than in the old type RVK.This greatly improves the quality of the survey and the capacity of the entire event as a whole.

At the time you are in the military registration and enlistment office, you are considered to be called up for military service and therefore, in order to maintain discipline and exemplary order, I order you to obey all instructions and instructions of the doctors who will examine you without question.

Now I will instruct you on the further passage of the medical examination:

Now you will be called as documents are prepared - and you are building!, And not at random, you will proceed to the third floor, reserved for specialist doctors.

In the special lobby, you will be given the opportunity to undress and put things into numbered compartments, similar to those used in public baths and washing facilities. These compartments are locked to prevent theft and loss of personal belongings.

The keys will be held by a responsible warrant officer who will keep order in the room.

I remind you! - Doctors have no time to ask each of you to remove outer clothing, pants, socks and other items on your body!

Every cadet is obliged to pass our medical examination absolutely naked, no matter what kind of specialist you will see! This will save considerable time both for you and for us - the workers of the military enlistment office!

I remind you that it is prohibited to indulge in, run along the corridors, and you will be severely punished in case of violation.

Be kind to keep discipline and order!

Being on the floor - during the passage of medical specialists, each recruit must carefully make sure that all the rooms listed in the medical card are passed, and for your convenience you can choose those doctors who are the least loaded at the moment.

Do not create queues, become at those doors where there are not enough waiting!

Do not knock and look into the offices without the permission and invitation of nurses! I hope you understand, I will not repeat, but I warn you once again: we will punish severely the violators! ”

And turning to the staff -: I order to start a scheduled physical examination!

Everything fluttered inside of me from such a briefing!

Not only will it be necessary to run along the corridor in which mother gave birth in search of a free office, so also all my personal belongings will be locked to a lock so that I, God forbid, do not run away from such services at the highest level!

Of course, I repeatedly undertook various medical examinations both at school and in the sports section - but there, in the most unpleasant case, they only asked to lower the melts ...

And here it is necessary to be in an unaccustomed naked state for how long and, in addition, in front of young nurses who rush here and there for no reason at all ...

Attacks of erection waves approached a known place ... In swimming trunks, she got wet from arousal ...

The first group - 20 cadets, was formed, and the unfortunate people with uneven formation left the hall ... In order to take some of the rest, they included a demonstration of a documentary about the armament of the NATO block, which was also shot in the 1970s ...

However, I had no time for that - I had to listen to the voice of the ensign who called out the new surnames, among which could be my own ...

So the decisive moment came - and I, along with the next group of peers, found myself in the ranks, next up the stairs to the third floor - the test floor for any guy of military age ...

The lobby of the dressing room really looked like an ordinary bathhouse, only instead of a bathhouse attendant along the lockers, an ensign, 35 years old, walked around, whose face showed yesterday's hangover and suffering from headaches ... Having accepted a pack of medical cards and recalculated us over the heads, he loudly commanded:

- BROADCAST! ...

The boys reluctantly began to pull off their shirts, take off their pants and socks, remaining in family shorts, who in neat fashionable shorts ... The room literally lit up with young tanned bodies, freed from the shackles of clothing! ...