- where are you old

“Your mother?”

- How much can you call?

- Grandma is quiet, do not fuck,

- Blow in the coop look

- Put rather moonshine,

- At the same time and snack.

- Grandfather, you just fucked

- I do not tolerate lawlessness.

- How many chickens do you have?

- Eighteen or one?

- It is difficult for her without a cock

- Take the egg in the morning.

- You tell her old woman

- Eggs for breakfast are needed.

- And will not give them

- In the soup will rest.

Grandfather rose, crossed himself

Slammed his glass

Fucked old woman in the eye

And I went to the toilet.

And the old woman without pussy,

As dystrophic without pills.

Can't live your mother

I went to get the eggs.

There in the hen house she,

Sinned from shit.

She says to the hen:

- Though stick a pussy in the socket

- Old furious now

- Gave pussyulu in the left eye

Ryaba Grandma answers:

- The eye does not ass blink

- I will tell you a secret

- I'm pregnant

- Uncle Syoma Jeweler

- In the week came

- Cock affairs

- He performs in full

And then she crouched,

Zakudahtala, sweat

And she laid an egg

Golden as a ring

Yes in nature is gold,

Fucking is.

Grandma came out in the garden,

Old goat fuck there.

- Oh you old pussy

- What are you doing now?

- Fool, just look

- Shut your mouth and do not pussy

- She has a mouse eye,

- I'm not an old fagot

- Grandma, what is it from?

- What do you keep in your hands?

- Like Faberge eggs

- Or does everything seem to me?

Grandma looked angry,

Sironula and singing:

- Our Ryaba planted

- A pervert jeweler.

Grandfather thought, smoked

Member wiped and judged:

- We will hand over to the shell

- Let's buy, grandma, we are a cow

- The rest of the antiquary,

- I will not oppose!

Strong egg came across

Not broken, not broken

Like armor from a locomotive

That's what it looks like.

Like the last pidarmots

Grandfather in the toilet eggs beats

Dick with a chisel

Fucked once with a hammer.

And today in the morning,

Someone has spizdil the Shell.

And grabbed the egg

Through and trace gone

Grandfather in the morning was angry, angry

And for dinner, he shot himself

Grandma cried, roared

A month later nolole

One hen lives,

Jeweler fucks her!