Host: Good afternoon, dear viewers. Today, our guest is a person who ... uh-uh ... I hope no one needs to introduce.

Guest: Yes, please, do not.

Host: The first question will probably seem immodest to you. Could you tell us about your personal life?

Guest: Very interesting question, thank you for asking it. By the way, I have long wanted to answer it, but somehow it was not the case. And now I will answer with all my directness. Could not.

Host: Um. Curious. And here is another question that is extremely interesting for our viewers. I just have to ask him in the light of today's events. The question is ... uh-uh ... about your personal life.

Guest: Frankly speaking, an unexpected question, thanklessness for you for it. I just have no words, how touched I am. (Crying).

Host: I don’t even believe that this happens in my personal life. This is a lesson to all of us. By the way, a lot of letters and calls with the same question come to our editorial office. Here, for example, Comrade Large from the city of Petty is interested in your personal life.

Guest: Asked not in the eyebrow, but in the eye. I am sincerely grateful to Comrade Melky from the city of Large that he touched on this burning topic ...

Host: I'm sorry for interrupting you. The time of our program is inexorably moving towards the end, and the viewers would like to learn so much about your personal life. But now I want to ask the traditional question of transmission. Of course, you guessed what he was talking about?

Guest: Looks like questions about my personal life now?

Host: Exactly. How are things going with her?

Guest: Yes. A tricky question. I've been waiting for him for a long time. And imagine, even wrote out the main points on a piece of paper. I have it in this pocket. Show?

Host: Thank you, thank you, do not. Our viewers believe your word. And at the very end I would like to hear more about this ...

Guest: That's it, it's time to scatter all the fables and absurdities that ill-wishers spread about my personal life.

Host: We have half a minute, in a nutshell, if you can.

Guest: In a nutshell, this is a topic for a separate program, or even a program cycle. Such is the answer, in brief.

Host: Exhaustive! Well, thanks to our guest that he took the time to drop in on us at the light. Unfortunately, we did not have time to ask him a question about his personal life, and what we will certainly do at the next meeting.