The first. Be sure to find contact with all persons involved in decision making. Not necessarily, of course, by SUCH efforts, but according to the situation.

The second. In each trip to find a sexual adventure. Prostitutes are not considered.

Here, besides them, there are no other women, and there is no. If a woman is without a man, then she is at work. Maybe there are exceptions, but they have not met me, probably because of the location of the stars.

So, on the eighth day of this disgrace, I decided to solve the problem by all means today, and resolutely moved to the office. I just saw how the obvious representatives of the “roof” of at least one of the “roofs” of this plant entered the elevator.

Well, I think, that's all involved and in the collection. Having waved away from the secretary, I entered the office.

- Sidor Sidorovich, so do you want to sell me - dtsat fuel oil tanks or not?

Sidor Sidorovich presents me as a buyer from Moscow. The roof of the drum.

“I brought the money and did all the documents, only your order remained.” I walk up to the widest part of the T-shaped table, and in front of Sidor Sidorovich, his deputies and pockets and, of course, guests, unbutton my wallet and dump the bins on the table. . "Roof" greedily swallows saliva, and with suspicion looks at Sidor Sidorovich, like, what are you, in kind, bro here soar? Those, grandmother is not needed? Maybe you zazhralis, Keru?

It is necessary, of course, to throw rubles by bank transfer, to paint invoices, invoices by dates, but this we decide with their fin. director almost instantly. By evening, my tank picked up to the composition.

Planes from this blackout fly to Moscow once a week, and I already missed this flight. I didn’t want to shake the country in the decommissioned An-24, Il-14 or Mi-8, the accidents of which are not even reported on TV at all, and I went to the station in the morning anyway, the weekend is on the nose. Immediately in the waiting room, something made me flinch and alert. This something turned out to be a female, quite young, Muscovite, who studied the train schedule "to the west". As in Moscow, it does not cost anything to recognize a visitor, it also costs nothing to recognize a Muscovite on the road. With girls it is especially simple. Muscovites have some special gift to dress in the most tasteless and inappropriate way. This, for example, in a 20 degree frost was in a short leather jacket and "rubber" jeans. Do not be offended, girls. It's true. I have traveled all over the world and know what I'm saying.

Yep Let's stand behind her in the queue. Now she will ask for the coupe to Moscow, they will not, there will be only one NE. “Oh, and I do not have enough money. "" Girl, can I help you. "" Yes, no, that you ... ". “Yes, fellow countrymen should help each other, I'm from Moscow too. Dear, 2 NE to Moscow, please. Yes together."

“Three second-class cars to Moscow,” thunders in my pink dream. Whoa, students are damn! Now, on the contrary, some reserved seats will remain!

- One NE to Moscow.

- No CB, - and why did I decide that the bummer stopped?

- How not? Not at all?

- Not at all, not even a car. Only coupe.

- Let's coupe.

- you top or bottom? - There are no tickets, but otherwise the service at Russian Railways is at its best. Seen their own advertising, you know. You would think that I would not be lazy to raise my precious ass by 1, 5 meters. I can not see that something that only eggs are cooler than me!

- Lower.

Okay, let's go five together: Enlightenment Spirit; Mind, Son of difficult mistakes; Genius, paradoxes Friend and Case, God the inventor and your humble servant himself. And how many wonderful discoveries await us?

The first wonderful discovery, thanks to the Case, was the reader, located on the second lower spot of my compartment. Now, if it is still the Case that it is desired that no one else sits in our compartment, I will say thanks to him.What are we reading? Paybackback, female novel, probably! An, no, detective. Well, here I am now a cool specialist, I know at least 3 dozen titles. Well, Spirit and Son, your way out.

And the Spirit and the Son can not tolerate typical wagon dating a la “Well, now we will go with you. Travelers, it means. Are you up to now? And I'm just from there. " And in this my tastes coincide with them.

- Good afternoon friends!

- Hello, - they answer us from under the blanket, from behind the book and on top of glasses for reading in a thick frame. A reader of 40–45 years old. Does that bother you, gentlemen? Neither the Son, nor the Spirit, and certainly not the Friend.

- You are extremely lucky today! Hardly faced with the first eternal Russian problem, you are right there, like snow on your head, the second. Because today until half past nine with you in the studio on our wave DJ Tin.

- Very nice. And my name is Valentine.

Without patronymic, already not bad. Actually, the Spirit was joking, and, in my opinion, not bad. You are the trouble, Spirit. You and I just haven't been to this company yet.

- Are you a non-Russian?

In fact, there is little, but completely unnoticed.

- Why do you think so?

- You have a strange name.

Oh, provincial immediacy!

- No, my full name is Valentin, but Valya is a female name, and therefore I have taught everyone since childhood to call me Tin. And the meaning in this name everyone puts what he wants. And you try.

- Aa, - and again, poke his nose in his detective story.

Yes, I need something or something! Burn it all with fire! I put a bast under the shelf, pull out the remnants of my detectives and put a pile on the table. Here I will read. And you, son, rest. Ten or a dozen of such books should be enough for me at least a day of continuous reading. Sleep, food - should be enough.

We stop at the next station. Valentine takes off her glasses, throws off the blanket, and turns to look out the window.

- What station?

I don’t know what the station is, but if I did, I wouldn’t say. I lost my speechlessness. Here is a bust! I have seen something similar, in pictures, in a movie. But their owners were ladies weighing "from 1 cent.", My fellow traveler, of course not Britney Spears, but rather slender waist and legs.

- I do not know. And you will be, I will drive to buy something. - squeeze out of myself.

- No thanks. I have a fasting day.

This is Friday something. Then the question is removed from the figure. Good thing not post.

- Maybe drink something?

- Beer, but only light.

While I run for beer and dumplings, we quickly hold a meeting. Need to do something. This can not be overlooked. When else in life will be able to live to see something like that? The first sound decision was made by the paradoxes of the Son, in order to protect themselves from the already unfortunate colleagues of our full-time Inventor who have recently begun to frequent.

- Conductor, do not let anyone in my compartment right up to Moscow.

- To Moscow?

- Yes, before the platform.

- Then by 50, - I understand that my partner is also 50.

- Hold on.

I took the Baltika-Porter, Valentina Strong. We sit, I eat, she drinks. Finished, handles wiped. Then Valentine, takes the glasses, the book and is going to lie down again. Here, sorry, my way out. I sit down on her shelf, lean over my ear, and gently, but passionately, I say that from the very first second, as soon as I saw her, I liked her as a woman.

- Stop it. Let it cool. Have a beer.

- I have already drunk all the beer, but I still want you.

- No, that's indecent.

And-and-and-and-iyyyyyyssess! This is full contact! I'm still a little versed in women's "no."

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