My wife and I met in an alplager. After 3 courses. Milo was very much led the summer, met in St. Petersburg later, and mostly with her, all her family was on vacation. Somehow they began to talk about their childhood, and she took out her prom album. I look - mother is honest, this is my photo of 1st class! It turned out that we studied 2 years in the same class! Then I remembered a little thin girl with long black pigtails. She still had a brother, her mother often came with her stroller. But this is not the funny thing.

Once I came to her house, without a call, an unfamiliar girl opens the door for me, I was even a little confused, mumbled something, supposedly came to the Light ... The girl said she would come now, invited her in, introduced herself Ira And they have a mess in their apartment, unpacking their suitcases, everyone is cursing quite loudly, papa, Ira and Misha, I already knew my brother's name, but I didn't say anything about Sister Light. I apologized, did not want to be present at the family scandal, I wanted to leave, but they did not let me go, they put me in tea. Igor Vladimirovich (papa) put an end to family disagreements, from somewhere a huge thermos appeared, and after 15 seconds everyone was already drinking tea peacefully in the littered kitchen. I did not wait to be asked who I was, and told myself, including the school story, said I remember what kind of wheelchair Misha had. Everyone laughed, I chatted happily, Ira turned out to remember me too, I asked that she also studied at the same school, she said, yes, and Igor Vladimirovich studied there, and Minya is studying there. The family turned out to be very fun, I felt like a horse, they were having a lot of fun. It would be nice if Sveta and her mother returned, until the fun was over! Call Minja opens the door, Svetka alone. Comes into the kitchen, we with Ira and Igor Vladimirovich again laugh at something. Sveta also says so fun! Well, it's great that you met your parents! Silent scene. Gogol is resting. I - So you ... you ... Svetina ... MOM ?! Family laughs! I blush. This is funnier.

They are very good people, and they didn’t remind of this anymore, but I myself as I met Irina Sergeyevna unwittingly embarrassed. But got along great!

So, syak, in short, in November, already signed, they moved to live with me. A bro in a military school was already studying, so we had a hotel and a large room. Our parents also agreed well, we went skiing together, to the theater, to the cinema together. Since spring, Svetka and I have stopped visiting the skating rink and the ski run ... everything, it's time and heir! Irina Sergeevna often to us. How glad she was for Svetka! Just beaming! Burned with impatience grandson nag! Sometimes they swore with Svetka, she somehow even said, enough of your advice! Can also go to the hospital for me going! Then she yelled at me, saying they supposedly sang with my mother-in-law! All husbands are husbands, and I am not a henpecked little teschin, so I also sang along! Well, what with a pregnant you take! But, part of the parental custody took over, if something to pick up or transfer went to her parents himself, so that the mother-in-law would not let us in, and when she came she would distract the Bailey liqueur into the kitchen to drink, the Dad would get out somewhere, and Svetka would leave next gymnastics. After drinking, I first caught myself wanting to call the mother-in-law just by name, and if I did not have time, I caught myself at what I had already called. Immediately apologized, but she only waved her hand, and come on, do not pay attention, I just enjoyable! I didn’t, I switched to you again, but when I didn’t hold it back another time, she said, that's enough! Sternly said so! Decisively filled glasses with cognac (we drank with her at that time, we liked the gatherings), on brotherhood! I began to resent, Minh and Igor Vladimirovich came running to the cry, the Mother-in-law filed it like this, so Igor, yours didn’t respect me! Does not want to drink brotherhood! In short, they drank, I tried to wriggle and peck somewhere sideways, but neither the mother-in-law nor the audience counted this attempt, and calmed down only when I poked my lips into her lips.He only noticed that Ira's eyelids were quivering, and her lips were parted a little. Then I recalled my compliments to her, and the admirations, which are not unreasonable, the way she looks. And she somehow threw, oh, Svetka! What a guy stole! But jokes are everything, people are adults. Yes, and education, too, do not drink!

When it came time to go to the hospital, my parents were not there, both were on business trips, I drove Svetka myself, waited almost until the morning, but then they said that we arrived early, we still have to wait a day. It was possible to take Svetka, but she did not want to! And suddenly at night, and the bridges will scout, and we will not make it. Come on, do not mind!

I did not have time to come home, immediately there was a call (4 hours in the night) - Ira. Immediately I understood everything, cursed that they did not call her, in fact, Svetka called, she was simply not at work or at home. Then I understood why Sveta was so angry with her mother, Ira immediately began to teach that all napkins, toys, trinkets, carpets, tracks, everything that dust collects should be removed, dust should be boiled away, all baby and mother’s clothes should be boiled, bed should be wiped with bleach, and t. d, etc. Hour from the floor I gave, hooted, nodded my head, and expressed agreement with all methods known to me.

The next day, too, nothing happened, I was hungry, I did not even go down to the store, because I was afraid that Svetka would call. We agreed that she would call when she started, so that I would be closer. In the evening, Ira called again. I began to demand a report that I already did. I say I did not do anything, I worry, I don’t even go to the store, and I want to sleep. I said goodbye and really lay down. Half an hour later the doorbell rang. Ira !!! Potatoes with meatballs, kefir of my favorite, bread, butter, everything, in general, brought. Cool! I sit, eat off! She drinks, I do not - and then suddenly? And really! The dishes were not washed - Svetka calls. Let's go, of course, together. Ira was nervous - as if to give birth, by God! I reassured her myself, otherwise she would have bitten her teeth to death with the sisters in the reference room! Though I was throwing, I went, I bought cigarettes, I gave Ira. To my surprise, I did not even think of giving up. In the maternity hospital of course, what a smoking, it's cold outside, went into the car. She first smoked nervously, then began to tell everything about herself. How someone gave birth, what problems she has with it, just do not stop. And all told! That neither the doctor nor the husband nor the priest would not trust. And smoked one from the other. Then she fell silent. She realized it, nothing, just said - I will ask how Svetka is there. Oh, it would be easier to give birth to one more! Let's go together. No news. We are waiting ... Already in the morning, more precisely in the morning, at 05:40 - Who is the Orlov? - I say. - Mother Orlova gave birth to a boy, 3800! Ira howled! I threw myself on the neck and actually kissed this time.

I drove her home, although she was eager to help us with cleaning, washing. I did not let him in, said that I did not sleep for 2 nights, I have the right to rest! In the afternoon I went to the maternity hospital, handed over flowers, waved my hands, shouted on the 3rd floor ... classic! He waited for feeding, looked at his son. And Ira, too, drove up. She again suggested herself, I again dismissed her, but she said that she would come anyway with the inspection!

It turned out that cleaning is not so much. Washing on "Vyatka" for those years is sheer pleasure!

From the morning came Ira. I slept yet. Came out sleepy, slow. And she has come to life in the last 2 days! And some greedy gleam in the eyes appeared! Now especially! Well, said, show! I am Here are diapers, here are diapers, everything is ironed on both sides, here are bed sheets, also boiled and ironed. This table will be changing table, Here is a shelf for pridendals, here it is. She nods so much, approves, and smiles from the bottom up so with such a question, well, that's all. And she became such a ... woman. So suddenly indecisive, weak, who loves her daughter so much, whom she so much wants to give birth to again, she herself is still very beautiful and young, that I just kept myself from embracing and kissing her. I'm still a married man! And on her daughter!

And I think it is necessary to somehow get out of such a situation, but more delicately. And she asked, and what was there ...