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The beginning of the tale is unknown ... And does not know what to do. Yes, then I thought up (man), grabbed my wife in an armful and threw her into the strip, she screamed, and the man said:
- Shut up!
Yes, all his own. I pulled up her sundress and shirt and raised her legs up, as high as possible.
Bear saw that man ...
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- Shut up!
Yes, all his own. I pulled up her sundress and shirt and raised her legs up, as high as possible.
Bear saw that man ...
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Has met a flea louse:
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to spend the night in babi pi ... doo.
- Well, I’ll get to the woman in the ass.
And broke up. The next day, met again.
- Well, what did you sleep? - asks louse.
- Do not tell me! Such fear was gathered: a bald one came to me and stood behind me ...
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- Where are you going?
- I'm going to spend the night in babi pi ... doo.
- Well, I’ll get to the woman in the ass.
And broke up. The next day, met again.
- Well, what did you sleep? - asks louse.
- Do not tell me! Such fear was gathered: a bald one came to me and stood behind me ...
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The beginning of the fairy tale is unknown ... A woman began to catch a woodpecker and caught it, and planted it under a sieve. A man came home, his mistress meets him.
“Well, wife,” he says, “the misfortune happened to me on the road.”
“Well, husband,” she says, “and it's a misfortune with me!”
They told each other how ...
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“Well, wife,” he says, “the misfortune happened to me on the road.”
“Well, husband,” she says, “and it's a misfortune with me!”
They told each other how ...
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Once there was a man and his wife, they waited for the summer, it came to life, they began to walk in the field to reap. Here every morning a peasant woman wakes up early; he will go to the field, and the woman will stay at home, stop the stove, cook dinner, pour the jugs and carry her husband to the field for dinner, and till evening and reap with him in ...
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Once there was a man and he sowed a turnip. It is time to tear a turnip, but she did not ripen; then he was annoyed and said:
- To hell you took!
And he left the field. A month passes, the wife says:
- Go to the strip, it may be, you will pick up turnips.
A man went, came to the strip, sees - turnips ...
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- To hell you took!
And he left the field. A month passes, the wife says:
- Go to the strip, it may be, you will pick up turnips.
A man went, came to the strip, sees - turnips ...
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Mink walked out onto the porch of the cottage, chasing after a midday break. The sun has already passed through the zenith, losing a significant part of its heat. The shadows became longer and soon had to reach the table and the benches on which all their friendly company loved to while away the evening. Until...
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In a certain kingdom, in a certain state (or, more simply, in Mother Russia), there lived a man like that - Ivan.
He lived quite poorly, he worked in the shop - he helped the shop assistant. And every Sunday, well, and on holidays, of course, drank bitter, but drank so that then the "ox spit" ...
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He lived quite poorly, he worked in the shop - he helped the shop assistant. And every Sunday, well, and on holidays, of course, drank bitter, but drank so that then the "ox spit" ...
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