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In the morning I woke up quite early, went to the toilet, the benefit of the queue, as in the season, was not, washed and swirled. The pilot's wife also got up, although her husband was still snoring, turning away from the wall. I appeared, apparently, quite unexpectedly, when a woman changed her clothes, changing her night gown for daytime clothes and found her in her panties. The bitch squeaked with fright, dropped her robe and closed her hands, turning away from me. I mumbled:
- "Excuse me...",
but instead of turning away, he stepped towards her and hugged her ...
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- "Excuse me...",
but instead of turning away, he stepped towards her and hugged her ...
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Sveta lingered at work and she had to go on a “foreign” minibus, and then walk past the school, or bypass, or cut right along the territory of the sports town. One of the girls had a birthday. They sat for a while, drank champagne and knowing that they would have to wait a long time for a minibus and also go later, Svetlana Vasilyevna went to the toilet on purpose. On the track. Passengers in the minibus was pretty, but at her stop she got out alone. While the essence of the matter, champagne hit not only in the head, but also in ...
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This story happened a long time ago. I had a friend Vovk, we went to school with him, then I went to the army, and he went to college. After graduation, Vova married a girl whom he met at a student party. Ilonka was three years younger than us, but she turned out to be a cool girl, we quickly became friends, aided by Vova himself, who often invited me to visit, and they themselves often visited me too. So it took more than five years, my friend got a good job and ...
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I recorded this story from the words of one of my long-time comrade. Names and place of action are changed, but the essence remains. Some people may seem a bit clumsy or implausible, but the source insisted that I should not “comb” my hair, wanting to show that there are such stupid and seemingly unreal moments in life ... Well, it's up to you! So...
I got out of the train and looked around. Beauty! Quiet and smooth ... On the platform, I quickly learned how to get to the camps and stomped along the country road, winding my head ...
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I got out of the train and looked around. Beauty! Quiet and smooth ... On the platform, I quickly learned how to get to the camps and stomped along the country road, winding my head ...
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Yegor stopped his wife at the door with a question: “Gone to say goodbye?” Lyudmila raised her eyebrows in surprise: “What are you talking about?”. Smiling nervously and, pulling at her purse, she looked at him. "I - that ... I am about those of your ebary who poured oil on you ... Olive? From the fucks right into your throat? Of course, after such a leave, it’s just not polite to leave. ” His wife looked at him with her mouth open. “What a bitch is torn, I think I am not in the know? "- Egor took the tablet and turned on the video:" Look at the creature ... Do not you know anyone? Here's a whore ...
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This incident happened to me a long time ago, in the early nineties. The union just collapsed, a mess reigned in the country. I then studied at the institute and for the winter holidays they decided to send me to the “village” home of my father. Now I don’t remember why, but this is not the main thing. I only got out of the army in the spring, recovered from the institute, and I was twenty-one. I rode the train, a ticket, of course, bought a second-class seat. It was January outside, it was cold in Moscow, but there was little snow, but all that was worth driving off was ...
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Think it all? Somehow not ...A day later, I passed the shift, stood under a shower, pulled on a tracksuit, and thought to lie down on the sofa, watch something on the internet to see how the internal telephone rang and the familiar voice asked Stepan. I replied. It was Lyonya. Scrooge. He asked how are things, did I change, and then asked to come to their house, this is important right now. It gets dark early in the winter and I walked already through the dark. Jeka, changer, lit the street lighting, slightly powdered small snowball. At Scroogey in the house the light was burning ...
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We worked in the shift one little man, his name was Stepan, calm, reasonable, he was about forty, the family was not, or divorced, or did not grow together - he did not tell, but we did not insist. We immediately got along with him and told a lot of things to a friend. And here with him about a year and a half ago there was such a case. Stepa then was on duty at another facility, a cottage village. I will tell you on his behalf, as he told me ...
Remember the old joke: Sarah came home and said ...
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Remember the old joke: Sarah came home and said ...
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They sat across from me in three. Pete and Alex stood in the doorway, and at the table, spread out the papers, two lawyers, my Stephen and the neighbor Nathaniel. My wife Sinti was sitting in a big white chair, and the neighbors, Joanna and Mike, were sitting on the sofa by the right side. I turned to face the main actors:
"So, my dear, actually why I gathered you ...".
I turned to my wife:
"Honey, sit down on the sofa to Michael ..."
Sinti raised an eyebrow, but when I said that I would see them all better, she ...
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"So, my dear, actually why I gathered you ...".
I turned to my wife:
"Honey, sit down on the sofa to Michael ..."
Sinti raised an eyebrow, but when I said that I would see them all better, she ...
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I do not like to do to horror do three things: clean shoes, shave and wash the car. Ask why? From the army, or rather after it darling. This is ... a necessary evil. I am forty-five, I am divorced, or as one of my friends says: "In the column I am writing marital status - I am free!" My girlfriend drove off with her daughters to the south in Egypt, and I stayed - there were urgent and difficult to solve business cases. The week was hot, but rainy and having driven around the city I had to saw on Sunday morning for a couple of days ...
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