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The story is based on real events. For obvious reasons, the names and place of the incident are not mentioned.
“Life, gentlemen of the jury, is a complicated thing, but, gentlemen of the jury, this thing opens just like a box. You just need to be able to open it. “(Ilf and Petrov).
I parked the car in the parking lot and turned off the engine. Passing through the courtyard, I walked past the shops and entered the entrance of my house. No one was on the benches today, and I sighed with relief. Already in...
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“Life, gentlemen of the jury, is a complicated thing, but, gentlemen of the jury, this thing opens just like a box. You just need to be able to open it. “(Ilf and Petrov).
I parked the car in the parking lot and turned off the engine. Passing through the courtyard, I walked past the shops and entered the entrance of my house. No one was on the benches today, and I sighed with relief. Already in...
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“Who managed to get a kiss, deserves to lose and what he was given, if he does not get the rest” (Publius Ovid)
Sveta! Sweet! - I yelled, causing his girlfriend.
I stood in front of the house and, with my head turned toward the balcony on the third floor, I called my beloved. Out of the window on the floor below, an old lady's head appeared disheveled.
- You cho here yelling under the windows, you do not give to sleep, but go away, you will yell, I will call the police - shook a twisted finger out of the window.
- Grandmother...
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Sveta! Sweet! - I yelled, causing his girlfriend.
I stood in front of the house and, with my head turned toward the balcony on the third floor, I called my beloved. Out of the window on the floor below, an old lady's head appeared disheveled.
- You cho here yelling under the windows, you do not give to sleep, but go away, you will yell, I will call the police - shook a twisted finger out of the window.
- Grandmother...
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“A student should never marry: if he goes to work with his wife, tails will grow, and if he studies with horns. And if he does this and that, he will drop his hooves. ”(Proverb).
Associate Professor of the Department of Normal Physiology Elena Anatolyevna Kovaleva, who trod her sonically high heels, went up the stairs to the pulpit. - So, the topic of today's lecture is coagulability of blood, blood types and their compatibility. Blood circulates through the veins and arteries. She is in constant motion with the help of ...
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Associate Professor of the Department of Normal Physiology Elena Anatolyevna Kovaleva, who trod her sonically high heels, went up the stairs to the pulpit. - So, the topic of today's lecture is coagulability of blood, blood types and their compatibility. Blood circulates through the veins and arteries. She is in constant motion with the help of ...
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All characters and actions are fictional, have no relation to real events.
Nil desperandum! (Never despair! Latin. From Horace.)
I sat on a chair and wept bitterly. Bailiffs recently left, taking with them a computer, laptop and TV. Even a smartphone seized. Before that, they took the refrigerator and washing machine and brought out the furniture set. The apartment was empty, and from the slightest sound a hollow echo was heard through it. Next to me was a copy of the confiscation order ...
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Nil desperandum! (Never despair! Latin. From Horace.)
I sat on a chair and wept bitterly. Bailiffs recently left, taking with them a computer, laptop and TV. Even a smartphone seized. Before that, they took the refrigerator and washing machine and brought out the furniture set. The apartment was empty, and from the slightest sound a hollow echo was heard through it. Next to me was a copy of the confiscation order ...
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Specialists engaged in the medieval history of theology of religion and atheism are not recommended to read ...
All characters and actions are fictional, have no relation to historical events.
“You contemplate a star for two reasons: because it sparkles, and because it is incomprehensible. But next to you - the shine is more gentle and the mystery is deeper: woman. “(V. Hugo).
The day was approaching sunset. I drove along the desert path and nodded. My thin horse dragged something like. I...
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All characters and actions are fictional, have no relation to historical events.
“You contemplate a star for two reasons: because it sparkles, and because it is incomprehensible. But next to you - the shine is more gentle and the mystery is deeper: woman. “(V. Hugo).
The day was approaching sunset. I drove along the desert path and nodded. My thin horse dragged something like. I...
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The day was burning down and with it the parts of the wooden buildings on the far fortress wall were burning down. The battle was over and the corpses of people and horses were scattered everywhere. From every side the death moans were heard and the crows flew.
Three Roman legionnaires raped me at the same time and I knew that after they were bored, they would call others and everything would continue. In the end, they torture me to death. They laid me out on the basis of the war chariot, tied my hands on its sides. The eldest of them, the centurion, sat on top of me and his huge penis was plunged into my mouth right up to the scrotum.
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Three Roman legionnaires raped me at the same time and I knew that after they were bored, they would call others and everything would continue. In the end, they torture me to death. They laid me out on the basis of the war chariot, tied my hands on its sides. The eldest of them, the centurion, sat on top of me and his huge penis was plunged into my mouth right up to the scrotum.
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It is not recommended to read to psychiatrists, psychotherapists and other specialists working in the field of the human brain ...
The characters are fictitious, any coincidence is considered accidental. (Or not?)
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The characters are fictitious, any coincidence is considered accidental. (Or not?)
Well, here's a story, ladies and gentlemen! For Your Consideration. After wandering through the expanses of the Internet, I read there such nonsense ...Well, in fact, you rarely find a decent porn story, from which inside you would rise a real wave of desire and passion, and if you want - lust. At one time, when I ...
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