Plumber Frol Petrovich,
Seeing Semenovich
On TV in the country ...
And then, almost crying,

Burning to the singer with passion
Said, "I want a booby!"
And he continued excitedly:
"There are no such eb!".

And next door next door
With twelfth size
(Inherited)
She lived watchman Vera.

Met by chance
And immediately signed.
He caressed his sweetheart,
She was not sickly.

Well, two hundred kilograms
It was in that bride
And the body in two girth ...
This is what I got!

But in the first night of marriage
It all went well
And how many did not try -
Did not go to the "goal goal".

Tried the side
But there was little use.
From the bed the chest hung down
And slammed on the floor.

To the cave of voluptuousness
Overcome the obstacle
Two huge mountains stirred up!
But only for the time being.

And now, closer to the morning,
Leafing through the "Kama Sutra"
To the crust, they read it
And successful ways found.

She sat on it
I sang loudly from happiness ...
He is in intensive care
The doctors were able to save.