(a new version)

Here is a sadness! Here is a nuisance!
My colleague without looking
Described one event
About the sad intercourse.

Like someone in the night
Fuck a friend at the stove
But there was a scandal here,
Suddenly the pot fell on them.

The girlfriend of fear
Dick stuck just below the groin
Here is a nuisance! That is the trouble!
Neither there nor here! ..

The whole village came running
Everyone was so happy.
On the advice of one grandmother
Wrapped in rags,
In their milk bathed
And the crowd mocked the laughter.

My colleague is trembling all over
Verse brought to the editor,
But the editor is the prude
Dispelled him:

“What are you, you bastard, wrote?
A candle that he himself held?
Better get out breathe
And I don't write garbage. ”

But a bummer happened to him.
In the break at the table
After drinking half a bottle of vodka,
Our editor is drunk.
He wanted love he ardent
The secretary wanted.

He was very small
But a long time fucked her.
And she - two meters with a hook
It became a pose of cancer.
With daylight, of course,
On the couch in the office.

But to their great sadness
There was a sudden knock on the door.

And, of course, a terrible spasm
Sweet replaced an orgasm.
In general, the same trouble here:
Neither there nor here!

To the phone, he crawled,
Urged urgent MOE.
Those are firefighters and an ambulance.
Here's a fucking story
The editor himself pleased.
I have no strength for laughter.

And the editor was not crazy
He recalled colleagues verse:
"Oh, your mother is strong
I will publish everything!