Our life is arranged like a new highway, on which you fly in your limousine and do not notice those irregularities that you do not feel, but you know that they, unfortunately, are there and sometimes become the cause of our death. You cheerfully sing the music from the operetta "Silva" and rejoice in it, and the road repeats the same thing: "Do not drive ... There is a fossa, and here ... and there, far away there is such a dimple that your car will not overcome . You do not hear this, but for some reason the brain repeats this same thing until the driver slows down. ” Similarly, sexy beauty Lily, who had rented an old Mazda, first flew like a bird to the house where her friend Alice lived and became Ed's wife. But before the deadly pit on the road, her sixth sense warned a desperate woman, saying in her head: “Slow down speed, crud! Ahead is a pit and a long tail of a cork. ” Lil'ka was surprised at such impudence of her brain, but she still dropped speed, having attached herself to the “tail”

Lilka was in a hurry trying to catch Ed at home so that he would help her in one important matter ... And the thing was this. Her only son, in whom she didn’t mind, suddenly told his mother that he would not attend ordinary school, because he wanted to become a naval officer, like his father, and begged his mother to arrange him at the Nakhimov School in St. Petersburg. But it is said, still far from done. The school carefully read his documents and replied that this set of students was already finished. So Lily rushed home to Ed, hoping for his help, for another lover who had been Zuev for a long time, as she was told, went to another world, and besides Ed she had no one to turn to.

When she was breathless and “killed” by this run from the Northern Palmyra, to the glorious city of Sevastopol, she found herself with her son in Ed's apartment, in which, as always, there was no one else, she lifted her skirt so that everyone showed off her fashionable “ Thong ", and barely turning the language outlined the essence of the matter, then Ed grinned and said: I will help if I can.

- Uh-uh! Will not work. If you arrange it in college, then I am your life’s grave ... Do you understand me, love ?!

- Well, how can you not understand. I, too, at that far time, was also refused, so my mother sent a letter to Stalin himself ...

- And what?

“As soon as I brought him to Tbilisi in 1946, the attendant at the entrance took the visor, the head of the school left a whole admiral, took me by the hand and took me to the fifth company, where third graders were studying ...

- Hmm. So the same Stalin himself, and I am a lonely woman, weak, shy can not fight with the authorities.

- Okay. Sit here and I'll call the school now, ”Ed answered and picked up the phone. He had only a few words that the nephew of the twice-hero of Russia captain of the first rank and retired Academician Zuev wanted to become Nakhimovtsy, as the head of the school said: “Let his mother bring him and call from the person on duty directly to me” ...

After, when mom and son washed off the dust from the sweaty bodies and fell into bed, Ed checked how they were sleeping, putting them on a bedside table in a glass of kefir. Ed admired the young body of the boy and slender legs with a black curtain between the legs of his mother, snapped his tongue and went into his bedroom, since Alice had not yet reached his new home. Ed, having covered his face with a half-open magazine, did not have time to snore when he felt how someone's soft grip was already groping for his “fighter” in a trench.

“This is in vain,” Ed muttered, yawning, his mouth wide open, feeling like something big, slightly moist, tickling his lips and nose, pressed against his face so that he immediately realized that, apart from Lilka, such hooliganism in this house almost no one except Alice is capable.

- lil. I am not a swimmer under water. There is nothing to breathe ...

“Be patient, Cossack, you will become an ataman,” she giggled in response and began to crawl this hair brush over his face, nose, cheeks and lips.

Before they could enjoy the first orgasm, Lilka immediately changed her position. Now she was lying on the body of a man with his head at his feet, clinging to his cock with his lips, giving his partner the opportunity to lick everything from her “pot” of passion.

Satisfied and happy, they lay, embracing, whispering in each other’s ears about their dreams of the future, and only he managed to snore as someone's hand braked his shoulder:

- Ed! Wake up They are calling us ... ”Lilka whispered in his ear and rushed into her room. And someone already knocked on the front door with his heel.

- Hey! Master?! Receive guests! ”- someone banged behind the door, trying to force the door open. Ed, barely having time to pull on his underpants, went out into the corridor, as the voice of a friend continued to shout: “Well, how long will we stay at your door?!. Ed realized that it was drunk Fyodor kicking the door and immediately tried to open it.

- Fedor! Well, why are you shaking the whole house? !!, - Ed answered loudly, hoping that the neighbors had already heard his voice and would not raise the high in the entrance.

The door suddenly opened, and Fyodor crashed right into the hands of a friend:

- Sorry, Ed! He stumbled, said Fyodor loudly, when Ed grabbed him by the arms and dragged him into the living room, where he laid him on the sofa.

- You. You see, my friend, they again decided to give me the second hero of Russia, but I refused. This is not fair! My Lily roamed with my Hyperboloid-3 for a whole year until she found a way to extend the flight range, and they attributed it to me. And they say that we have women on a par with men. And they themselves and offend! - Fedor thundered, holding a beer mug in his hands, which he looked at with some surprise.

- Do you have vodka? - quietly asked Fedor.

- We, as in Greece, have everything ...

- Well, then pour a glass. And this cow urine, I have long been gone, - said Fedor, returning the glass.

- And how many will not be?

- You pour it, and then we'll figure it out ..., - Fyodor replied, dropping his head on the pillow, and immediately snored ...

Ed was lying in bed alone and sighed heavily. He realized that Fyodor had already completely lost his way from life, that soon they would forget about him at all, telling everyone that he was dead. He was sorry for his friend and his talent, abandoned by him at the end of his life. It’s good that there is still a kind soul in the Korean woman, who somehow keeps him from a final fall, but Fyodor himself climbs into the loop of death and it seems that there is no one to stop him. He simply does not want to live the life that he has arranged since his youth, having lost faith in his rightness towards the end of his life ...

In the morning, Lily arrived, she kissed Ed for attention and care towards her husband, gave Fedor a shot and when he woke up, helped him dress more decently, telling Ed that she had documents for exporting Fyodor to North Korea, where she knows doctors, able to return Fedor on the right path in life.

- Do not let him drink. Otherwise, you lose your husband! - Ed said goodbye to her, kissing her in the hallway. Seeing the tears on Ed's cheeks, Lily moved closer, pressed her scarlet lips to his mouth, kissed her tightly and said: I will do everything to save Fyodor ... Do you believe me, Ed?

- Yes! My darling! You are the only star in the sky that will bring him happiness, ”Ed answered, kissing her back ...

- Goodbye. Edward! You are Wery nice person. It is a pity that you are not my husband ...

- This is fate, Lily. Well, with God! - he crossed this couple and closed the door behind them. It seemed to him that something inside him had come off and disappeared somewhere.

“This is how we tear off dear people from our souls, who are then unlikely to return to our soul,” thought Ed and went to the bedroom to get some sleep.And then he barely fell asleep, as the door opened, and an angel of heaven flew into the bedroom in the face of his precious Alice. She smiled happily, kissing him on the lips without giving a single word.

“My dear mama,” he hugged her already completely naked and laid her right on himself. He tried to squeeze his tongue through her teeth, but Alice naughty shook her head, letting her husband know that he was kissing the wrong place. Ed hinted to her ...