My youth came at the time of the decline of Soviet power. It was possible to watch various films of foreign production, from those that were shown in the out-of-competition show of Moscow film festivals only in several cinemas, and in the House of Cinema, where it was possible to get only through a big acquaintance, therefore, when I had such an opportunity, I had no doubt. He joined the Komsomol, at 23, in the Komsomol operational detachment of vigilantes, and became regularly on duty in the cherished place. The duty itself proceeded on the street, in front of the entrances, this before the beginning of the session, and after - inside. Naturally, we were passing the time in the hall, if the film was interesting, or in trouble, more often about women, because such artist girls were passing by that no aphrodisiac needed looking at them in their superb outfits.

By that time, after a year of marriage after the wedding, I wanted to give my wife a gift and try to take her to the hall, but I was embarrassed, even though I was the eldest in our attire. At the film festival, there were also checks from the district committee, and there was a certain risk in this, since each of us had a personal badge on duty, and on my side, it was written “Duty administrator”. None of the children of their wives did not spend on the festival, it was customary, and only by general agreement every two months they conspired and all brought their own to watch. The girls, of course, were carried out, the craziest moviegoers, but the board for them was a table covered in a restroom with a flannelette blanket. And how could it be otherwise, without rest, if we started to be on duty in the morning, an hour before the showing of the first couple of two-hour films, and ended after the third run and two hour breaks between them! Naturally, they were exhausting and even allowed themselves to take a couple of bottles of cognac for six during the last movie. Naturally, in the evening all the male conversations somehow reached the topic of the coexistence of the sexes, and once we didn’t agree on female loyalty. Cynics said that all of them change sooner or later, romantics - that this phenomenon depends on the upbringing and power of love. That's when this story happened.

There were six of us at each of the two shifts at the film festival. On the chest of each, on the lapel of his jacket, there was a nominal, with a photo, white-and-blue badge with the inscription "Duty Center". It was the first film festival for the three of us, so we were somewhat confused when two girls approached us with persuasion so that they would be let through without a ticket, we can see film fans. Then one of the “old men” offered them for a couple of “sticks”. One agreed. We, the newcomers, were embarrassed, but the two went with her to the duty room. The duty room was small and stuffy. To the left of the main entrance, without windows. Inside: an office case, with a plaid and a pillow, for late duties, two desks are shifted facing each other, four chairs.

After half an hour, the girl, flushed, all profusely sweaty, straightening her skirt and tucking the blouse on the run, ran out of the room into a run for a session. The guys came out happy, with a view of the cats that had eaten sour cream. Suddenly I noticed them, an unknown instructor from the district Komsomol committee who had appeared from nowhere. He shook his head, saying that they are doing! And then I decided to ask him, who himself was on duty at a number of festivals, regarding the semi-legal wires of the wives of boys and girlfriends to the hall. He grinned, and, taking me aside from the guys, said:

- You see, the guys will be offended if you spend your wife. They catch the girls on a hook, and if your wives spill their heads out! Therefore, such an agreement appeared that we spend only the last couple, and not every day. We agree to everything at once, and then it will not be insulting to be alone for a lonely "fisherman" without fishing a day! You can, of course, tell them that this is just your neighbor or friend, but then they and her will try to unleash on sex.If you are not afraid for your spouse, I am sure of her - go ahead! But I warned you.

It seemed incredible to believe that my wife could agree to such a proposal, given her coldness in bed. The risk, of course, was, theoretically, and I was very worried before I decided and told the guys that I wanted to hold my friend. They shrugged their shoulders, they say, no problem, and I felt relieved. The next day, in the morning, I told my boyfriend that they could hold it without a ticket. Honestly admitted that they miss some of the girls for payment in kind, but I will tell them that you are my friend so that no misunderstandings will come out. He explained that none of the children of their wives does not lead, so they have, so for them - she is my neighbor, my friend, and no more than that. Wife willingly agreed. She arrived early, about an hour before the last session. She wandered around the crowd, waiting for me to send a guy to her, who will lead the building, because we let the audience inside only forty minutes before the show, as directed by the administrator. The guys, as warned my wife, I did not say that she was my wife, but I called her my old friend. The guys who looked at her slim figure through the glass door, drooling from beauty flowed. One took me to the side and asked:

- San, sorry for asking, do you live with her?

- Yes, from time to time, but what?

- Well, I will spend it, of course, but you will not be offended if I offer her, well, I will try to persuade this matter? Such a kraal! Where did you just snatch! All ours - pribaldel simply!

- Try it, really, I'm not sure what it will give!

- You don't know a woman! Look, what are her eyes! Sorry to say this to your acquaintance, but it’s written on her face, and, you know, I really want to use it! So you are not mad?

- No, go, come on, let's start soon!

Honestly, I did not set a goal to reduce it with someone, on the contrary, we then only lived a year then, and I wanted to just confirm my loyalty to myself, but now a friend in me has placed jaundice of insecurity. Another came up:

- Sanya, where are you such a woman nadybal: figure, legs! I just got on it, I saw it! Share, huh?

- What are you doing! She is her own mistress!

- And if I ask her - do not be offended, it can break off?

I shrugged, and said:

- Just do not try to nod at me, he must understand! And so what to me? Ask.

- I'll try, maybe something will burn out!

Yeah, well! Otfutolit! - I thought to myself.

Five minutes before the session, the wife came into the building with one of the guys, waving a pen at me coquettishly. Immediately came up, saying something, the second. I waited for the trio to hide in the duty room and stood at the door, expecting to hear how my brain would clean them up, but instead, calm conversation and her laugh. I walked away, lock the doors - the last bell rang. He approached our duty room again: it would be time for her to go out and go to the gym. Silence. It seems that everyone has already gone to the hall. But there was an obscure noise from behind the door, and again, silence, which was soon broken by the characteristic creaking of the table. In shock, I walked away from the door, refusing to believe what was happening behind the door, and, weak in my legs, sat down on the bench. Twenty or thirty minutes passed, when the door lock clicked in silence, and he came out of the duty room, all soaked, the one that approached the second. He saw me, approached, showed his thumb:

- Fucking, like a sewing machine! All squeezed! I went to the guys: let Seryoga and Dimon use him as long as she is kind, and went outside. I was stunned. I wanted to stop all this, but how! I could not enter the room where my wife was now lying on the tables under the second gentleman, in ecstasy she herself pulled her to herself, pressing her closer - I managed to notice it in the slot when the third of the guys came in. The details they told me, much later, after, they themselves told, savoring.

About an hour later, the others knocked at the door and entered the other two, who had not yet been with my wife, and the two soon left. The one who first conducted my building noticed me and came up, flopped down next to me, breathing heavily:

- To go nuts! I am so ...