drunk conversations were. But if you want, you can push it to the topic, they say, as you are in your youth with the guys, then yes! Like, in the old days, the boys were affectionate; now they say, they immediately pull on the kukan.

- Here is an interesting situation - your dad is mumbled by a youngster, and his mother is faithful to him. Aunt Galya is clinging to her bed, her husband is faithful to her.

- Well, not so mom and true. Can you imagine what a shock daddy was for me? Aunty Aunt? I remember that the idol went around the cottage and then at home. Mom told everyone that I became a girl, so so closed.

After a couple of years, Aunt Galya called us home, said she had given birth to a girl. In a clever way of talking to mom and girlfriend, I realized that my aunt had become pregnant by Sergey.

- Did the twins inherit a big dick? Do not control?

- Here you are shrewd! I didn't even think about it. Now they are twelve years old, they may well quit. They are more and more abiyki disappear. If you are embarrassed to sleep with your brother, then I do not hesitate - I will seduce Ruslanchik - it hurts naughty.

- Does this mean that you have already deprived Shamil of virginity?

- Yeah! You lose it! He is no match for us - he disappears in competitions and training at the bases. All the time at figure skating, and there he can feel his partner. They probably already deprived each other of integrity. Not! Better and Rinatika call - after all, it is necessary to deprive him of his virginity.

- deprive me! Me! Break this partition with your finger. Bring here Ruslanczyk or Rinat. I'll do everything and I will suck. Just let the little boy enter me.

- Come to me. I will calm you, my affectionate, my tender, my darling.

{♂ 38 ♀}

“So you want to be like woman Anya?” It is not noticeable that you correctly understood her life credo. She also clearly said that a woman can only achieve everything if you apply this knowledge correctly.

- I already have a little success - I got the cashier’s position from the general manager. Tired of fingers on the package to freeze, poking around in the dirt ... Here's a good case ... Look, woman Anya whitens a tree. Come, help and talk to her. - Alfia said.

She ran home, changed into old clothes. I also found a fray. I changed clothes, with a feeling of something unusual. It was as if approaching some kind of barrier, for which it is scary to glance, but uncertainty delays, feeding curiosity.

- Good afternoon, baba.

- Hello, Anna Andreevna. Would you be so kind, dear Señora, to allow us to help her in a noble cause? - I blurted out.

- Wow. What syllable! What an official ...! Hello. Who refuses the help of two beautiful senorites. Pull dry grass around the trees, I will whiten.

Thus, at the end of the work, we were invited for tea to the granny. For the first time I was visiting a woman Ani. The mistress’s hand was felt throughout - flower pots attracted more attention. The vessels trimmed with beads attracted the eye with individualism. Some kind of fantastic energy came from the patterns. Vasya lost his grandfather in the garages. Talk about trivia. About the work of my girlfriend, about my studies.

- Lesbian on the sly ...? Look Alka, you as an adult will be put for seducing juvenile virgin.

- Khy, khy! Bab how did you guess? Especially about the hymen?

- Tsekly go differently, they walk maiden, as if hiding the treasured thing. And about the lesbian guessed at your touch hands while walking. Frequent meetings. What else can associate a woman with a girl?

- Let's hope that the neighbors will not surrender. And most of us fear no one. - I said. - The aliens will generally take us for the same age due to the same build.In your youth, did you not go with your friends, holding hands? Do not smack at a meeting, goodbye?

- Very rarely handle. Lozhzalis only with congratulations on the holiday. Then pioneerism, Komsomol interpreted the image of the younger generation to us. We had other interests.

- Were there lesbians in your time?

- There were, of course. And, forgive, my God, homosexuals were also. Especially in the upper echelons of power. But it was not advertised.

- Anna Andreevna, sorry for the direct question, how did you manage without masturbation? I, without jerking, sorry again, I can not live a week.

- Khy. Yes, a frank question ... Let us assume that we are the same age and girlfriend ... Our head was turned in the other direction. We thought about the future. All sorts of circles, drama, ballet schools in each locality were. I have been living in this city since I was eight years old. Mom immediately gave me to the ballet studio. Then to the pool in the water polo section. Now these premises are occupied by bars, restaurants, shopping centers.

And ... now top secret information! Only for girlfriends. If you talk out - you are my enemies! I ... Masturbated! Yes Yes. My friend, Nadya Orlova, told me that she had found her mother out. Absolutely naked woman lying on the bed. Hand rubbed, something there in the hair. The gurgling of saliva from the throat, an unusual bend of the body, frightened Nadia. When the mother recovered from the screams of her daughter, she said that everything was fine. Do not be afraid. Nadia saw how her mother's eyes were burning, the moisture on her fingers. And an unusual smell. Only in the evening, in bed, when my mother fell asleep, the girlfriend climbed between her legs. Moisture instantly emerged from the vagina. Nadia got her fingers, sniffed, and realized that the smell was in my mother's room.

- She continued to study his crotch. Found erogenous zones. And on the same night she disconnected herself from orgasm. When she said - I was excited too. Well, at night, under a thick blanket, I climbed to the genitals. I have touched them before, when washed, washed away. But these were working moments, so to speak. The first night just explored. In the morning I shamed myself, vowed that I would not stoop to the animal level. In the evening, however, curiosity took over. On the seventh of October, fifty-eighth year, the first orgasm bound my body. I remembered this date. Like a milestone in your life.

From my mother's explanations, I knew how procreation was going on. Now in the ballet studio, drew attention to the bumps in boys. Erotic dreams, have become frequent guests in my mind. School boys climbed their hands to the cubs from under the blouse. Adding scenes to my dreams. About how sore growing breasts, you should not talk ...? Especially you, Marinka. Your glands, like a good yeast dough, swelled for six months. Alka Titechki grew slowly. I drew attention to your formation. At fourteen my cubes grew to not a shameful, pleasant size. At fifteen, fell in love with a guy. At seventeen grandfather Vasya.

“When was the first time you kissed him?”

- I remember those dates well. Fourteenth of July fifty ninth year. I was fifteen years old. Vasya secretly, because this film was allowed to watch only from the age of sixteen, he took me to the summer cinema. The film was called "Tramp". Indian. The first film in which I saw people kissing. Of course, in Soviet films there were scenes with kisses, but there was an intrigue here - children are not allowed. So Vasya walked me home and kissed me ... On the lips, of course, silly! Do you know what love is ...? Alka, I already gave birth at your age!

- Now it is not fashionable to give birth early. Here again in the fall I will try to enter the medical institute. It will not work, I will go to the nurse to study. There may be a young intern meeting. Or a gray-bearded professor. Hee hee. Love ...? Yes! I do not have this concept. Attachment is, alas, did not feel such a soul-burning feeling.

- Love must be shared. Give a piece of love, you will return ten times more. Even from those who have no love in the soul ...

- I can say and do not like myself, what to say about others.

- Just now you called me “favorite”! - I screamed.

- You understand that this is just a hobby! In moments of euphoria, thoughts are beyond the control of the mind. After all, you say that you want a man.

- Marinka, do not rush, do not customize the horses of fate. Everything in your life will be. All that is written in your book of destinies, you will read it yourself, you will weep yourself, you will be happy yourself. Want to introduce a grandson? Sixteen years old guy, just you equal, as I Vasily.

- Where are you hiding it? Something not seen before. - Alka got in.

And an unusual heat beam was directed at me, which caused a pleasant bliss. The first thing warming cheeks like excitement.

- Alyoshka with the family returns from the north. - Andreevna looks at my swollen cheekbones, wet eyes.

- Yes-ah ... I want ... Is this what I started reading a new page today ...? Ebipet papyrus !!!

- How did you say?

- Sorry, Anna Andreevna, for mate. - I look at Alfia, at Andreevna, the tears are rolling out of my eyes, someone wraps me in a warm blanket. Like the beginning of spring. Not cold, but the ephemeral protection warms, with some incredible radiation, creating coziness. It shakes me a little, like after a chill. And they all run - tears of joy, pleasant bliss, which instantly dry out of the memories of his brother. - We'll have to solve the problem with Andrew. He intimidated all the boys in the neighborhood so that they would not stick to me. He promised to tear off his head to anyone.

- Look, what kind of owner turned out. I think what this bees do not hover around such a flower. I will talk with your brother, I will guide the righteous one. Do not call me by name patronymic.

- You are my ideal woman. I do not want in my mind to rebuild the portrait of a young, beautiful lady in the image of an old woman. What do you call?

“You can do complements.” Probably a lot of classic literature read? Call me Salome. That was my name in childhood, from the name of Salomatov.

“Is Salome a kind of Jewish name?” So... ? And what is he ...? Your grandson. The name of?

- You hit intuition. Vasya was named after his grandfather. Bald. Toothless. Lisping. Falling in love with the image? Ha ha ha. I myself saw him for the last six months. Now I will turn on the laptop ...

- Here they are - the family of Alyoshka, the son himself, his wife Olga, the grandchildren of Semyon and Vasenka, here he is fourteen years old. Seven seventeen. He will not come immediately, goes to college. Maybe the fall will come. And you Alka, will be the groom. You look, marry them will marry, will be sister-in-law ... So! Well, here's my parting! If you meet a decent man, fall in love, marry him - live with him according to the formula - “Prostitute. Mistress, Lady

Prostitute in bed with her husband.

Mistress in the house.

Lady with everyone else. Then everything will be fine in your life!

- At your weddings, I will remind you about this formula.

- What are you thinking about papyrus? - Ala pokes me in the shoulder when we left Salome. - Suddenly mommy already repented her.

- Now everything will be fine !!! I have an angel ... Salome ...