The group consisted of three people, two guys and a girl. All locals.

- And I know you, you studied in our school, you probably don’t remember me, I’m three years younger than you, you still had a cry ...

“Comrade scout, keep military secrets,” he said, smiling into her eyes, let's discuss how to accomplish the combat mission.

Began the most adult.

- You are there beautifully drove a finger on the map, how and where to go. You probably have long been absent here?

Here the whole earth has long been divided, fenced and guarded be healthy! We poikayut without problems. Even night vision gear is worth it.

- So what are we going to do?

- It is necessary to eat and think, and then on an empty stomach can only be pleasantly shlopotat bullet.

- Ok, at 15.00 here.

The men moved away, and the sniper continued to chat,

- Your name is Alexander, and me Marinochka ... she quickly raised herself on tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek ...

In principle, he did not know what to do, he decided to just ignore.

- I have a plan, I will tell only you. Snipers will not be for an hour. They will remove one and all. Not we.

- State, please.

Framed pink with impatience cheek. Smacked. What nonsense! But the finished plan!

- Our guys should be sent to the market and started a rumor that the Romanians brought something like chemical weapons. They don’t need to do anything else.

“And we will be with you at night ... we will ... she slyly smiled ... in one secluded little house in the vineyard ... wait for the wind to blow on the river ... well, I'm waiting ...

- Okay, I will not demand the impossible ... as it gets dark, here with a bottle, better with two good vodkas, clothes like a date ...

* * *

The general looked sternly at his subordinate.

- So, in the morning they will not be?

- Yes, Comrade General!

Do not hold her too much, but she is a juicy girl ...

* * *

A rumor about some kind of chemical "x * yu" reached the "gangster quarter" of castles and penthouses with tall brick fences. The one who had already discussed the “accessible” skhodnyak decided that they wanted to be hired * like suckers and staked out the decision to mow uninvited guests to the h * th.

* * *

A young couple, supposedly drunk, crawled through the vineyard in search of a place for “solitude”, and finally found a building under the collective farm name “balagan” from which it sickenedly smells of fermented rot of grapes and knows what else.

The flashlight ran through the back streets of a zasratnogo and zassanny abandoned building, painted with all sorts of graffiti and just obscene words, offering "Everyone to suck."

“This is security,” Marinochka whispered to Alexandra when she heard Russian.

- Lie down on me, we are lovers, pretend that you love me ... for real ... put a bottle at the entrance ...

Two security men were shining on the jumping head of the army chief of staff, and at the same time they thought of one thing, but, noticing a 1.5-liter bottle of vodka, immediately changed their mind and quietly took it ...

But the case took a serious sexual turn and the lovers have already received a true orgasm from each other from love, and in turn the guards swallowed vodka were tired and generally fell asleep at the entrance ...

Smoke bombs to combat frost in the vineyards began to smoke the room and give out an utter stench in the direction of the "gangster quarter."

Not sparing ammunition, guards in frightening gas masks and body armor chained the area with lead in search of the chemical source of the furious displeasure of the oligarchs. The roar stood until dawn, until they found the tent and did not fill the basement with water from the fire truck.

The general slept dressed, raised his finger with his eyes closed:

- Rifle company minimum. Well, damn, Suvorov ... does not sleep ... probably a good motivation was ... first love does not rust ...

* * *

He was already leaving the captain of the second rank (lieutenant colonel) with his pregnant wife. At the checkpoint in the military garrison, the second bottle solved all the problems of the wife’s entry without registration.

Not sustained such a blow to the vanity of his command.Some cap-lei came from the front in the military rank of the ship commander! What kind of commander ambition will survive?

Finished off the command came later order of the military red flag ... envy ate normal relations.

He quit, went home to the line of confrontation. Happy.