At the end of the next week, the captain got into the night patrol together with Zhenya. It was a day off, in the city the people celebrated some local holiday, drank and had fun. Inspectors slowly cruised the streets of the city, where it was crowded. Zhenya, whose tongue was itching for a long time, casually asked Andrei:
- Well, what have you got with her?
- I do not understand what you mean? - the captain knew about whom and what was going on, but was not ready to discuss it with Zhenya.
- C'mon, what have you got with Alka?
- With whom? - again asked Andrei.
Zhenya sighed and said: - With Alevtina.

- What am I with her? - thought the captain. He could count their short meetings on his fingers. At every opportunity, Andrew stopped her. He noticed that when she saw him she would wear a seatbelt as she walked, or put aside the phone she was talking on. By the time he approached her car, Alevtina lowered the glass with an invariably serene facial expression and complete self-confidence. They politely communicated in a mode of greeting, farewell and wishes of a happy journey. A couple of times he followed her car, watching the driving style and behavior on the road. Polite neat driver: skip public transport, moving off from a stop, release from the parking lot, blinking headlights, outgoing torments of waiting at an intensive flow, skip pedestrians. He dabbles with speed sometimes, and everything is within the law and mutual respect on the road. The driver with the concept in general, than they do not shine, as a rule, the majority of women - drivers.

“I have nothing with her,” answered Andrew irritably.
Oh, this thorn ... Sooner or later, all thoughts returned to her. And what was it about this person?
“Self-confident and greyhound,” the captain evil voiced his thoughts out loud.
- It's you for nothing. Alka is a good woman, - Zhenya answered calmly.
- Eeeeh ... And you, Brutus? - Andrei looked at Zhenya with suspicion and distrust. - Good woman? Did she have the whole department here, headed by the head? And now she cuts and wanted to spit on everything? - the captain almost growled and was surprised at his incontinence and fervor. Zhenya did not leave attempts to protect the girl:
- Brother, she, of course, is a bright and extraordinary personality, but a good person, I would say, man-made! Do you want me to introduce you to her?

“So familiar with her?” You did not say that you know each other, ”said Andrew reproachfully and looked closely at Zhenya.
- So you did not ask! - Eugene instantly retorted.
The captain was silent, not finding what to answer.
After a while around the city, a car of inspectors parked where Zhenya suggested.
“It's not a very busy movement, but they often ride here under a fly,” Zhenya explained his choice.
They got out of the car and both immediately turned to the side of the car, which was moving so slowly that it created the feeling that the driver was sneaking or was afraid of something.
“Our client is most likely,” Zhenya laughed.
The inspectors recognized the slanting "eyes" of Mazda and, glancing at the number, they understood whose it is Mazda.
- Easy, damn, at the end - Andrei muttered.
“Yeah,” Zhenya grinned.

In the head of Andrei, a plan ripened with lightning speed, for which there was practically no time to think and evaluate.
- So, I stop it. Whatever you see, whatever you hear, be silent, buddy, ”the captain said quickly, putting his hand on Eugene's shoulder, while his other hand was already waving a baton.
- Good evening. Your documents, please, ”said the captain, exerting maxims to keep his tone calm and courteous.
- Kind.Listen, I think that I will soon have to change my driver's license, because you are driving the holes there, - gently, but with a considerable amount of irony, Alevtina answered.
- Do you refuse to submit documents? - the already bad mood has deteriorated further. - I ask you to get out of the car. I have reason to believe that you are intoxicated.
Eugene's eyes widened in surprise. He silently watched the absurdity unfolding in a couple of meters from him: - And what did this crazy man plan for?
- And I have reason to believe that you are biased towards me, - Alevtina was beginning to get nervous, but her voice sounded even and calm.
- Get out of the car. Alevtina Anatolyevna, do you realize that you are opposing a traffic police officer? - the captain opened the door and gestured to leave.

- Get away from the door. And do not touch my car, - the girl came out, and since the captain did not move a jot, she was face to face with him. She put her hands on his chest and tried to move a little bit away from her body.
- You also decided to provide physical resistance ?! - the captain grabbed Alevtina by the wrists and pulled the hands of the girl behind her back. The next moment, she felt the touch of metal and heard the sound of snap handcuffs.
Andrey walked around Alevtina around the hood of the car and sat Mazda on the front passenger seat, fastening his seat belt. Then the captain turned toward Eugene with a deadpan expression.
- Well, where are you taking her? For medical certification? You know yourself, that is stupid! - hissed Eugene, knowing little in the actions of Andrew.
- Is there anyone in the department now? Right? So in the department, Marrying in the department! - Andrei answered in a hazy voice.
- Listen, you yourself chose a way to get to know her better, and to you to clear her up, - Zhenya patted his friend on the shoulder.
Andrei nodded and headed for the Mazda. His friend grinned mournfully and mumbled into the trail of a retreating car: - Knowing the alev of Alevtina, I am sure that something, but you certainly won't be bored.

“Well, this is a land,” said Alevtina in a whisper, being in the cabin of his own car for the first time as a passenger, and in handcuffs and firmly glued with a belt.
“What are you doing? I hope he will not shoot me like a rabid animal,” the girl thought, looking apprehensively at the captain.
“Most women would call him brutal,” Alevtina mused. - This captain is one of those men who conquer and fall in love with everyone and everything in their path precisely by not trying to appear better than they really are, conquering with their authority, toughness, strength, and passion. Despite the fact that the person receives the bulk of information through vision, hearing, and only a negligible miserable amount of smell, Alevtina well knew that this miserable person often turns out to be decisive in the mechanism of excitation generation. The smell of a man sitting next to her stirred her, teased. She remembered how the already well-known discharge of current, again walked over her body, when she rested her palms on his chest. Now, this discharge has concentrated in one important female organ, pinching, biting and, eventually, forcing the girl to close her knees tightly.
Andrei by now already understood the absurdity of the situation and had no idea what to do next. While he decided to concentrate on the road and the work of the motor. Alevtina machine was in excellent technical condition, as far as he could judge. Nothing thundered in it, it did not crunch, it did not whine, it did not knock.

- Well, it would have been different with such a platoon of fans! - thought Andrew, continuing to study the car Alevtina. The cabin was full of order, nothing superfluous, no unnecessary "trinkets". That was his taste.
- Well done, girl! - Andrey mentally praised Alevtina. The captain noticed the ticker on the luminous panel of the CD-receiver, which said that the track was playing, but the cabin was quiet.He wondered what kind of music Alevtina was listening to, and he gently touched the sound control. A well-known melody flowed from the speakers:

Apparently the devil kissed you
In a red mouth, quietly melting from the heat,
And the faces are restless oval
He stroked with a velvet dark hand.

- In the subject, however, - Andrew chuckled. It was the song “Violet-Black” by the “Picnic” group. And here their preferences coincided. Andrei was not even surprised. ...

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