Oh, those night phone calls! "Call me! Call! Call me for God's sake! Through time, stretch out your voice sweet and deep ..." It happens, of course, that someone really got into trouble. But more often ...

A faithful left some married girlfriend, and she strongly wanted a big but pure love, but not immediately, but when she woke up alone on a cold matrimonial bed ... And, perhaps, she didn’t sleep at all, waiting for someone but he either preferred the younger one or, having failed to break free from the tenacious embrace of his wife, remained to protect the family hearth. In a word, I waited, I waited, until I waited. And in the third hour of the night I began to lead me into temptation.

"Max! I so want to see you! ... This is Magdalen. Repentant! Have you forgotten me? Come on, boy, remember soon! ... Husband will be back tomorrow. This is the last chance! ”...

I begin to resurrect the “sweet” image from my ass, then smoothly go over my chest, lips, and finally, when he, like the shadow of Hamlet’s father, stands before my eyes, I try to understand whether it is worth rushing to a beautiful fairy on the wings of passion. Although, frankly, even if not worth it, I still fly. Such is my "contradictory" nature!

At that time, after a brief reflection, I clearly realized that there was no need to “fly”!

The blonde name was Sveta. Met her in the mail. She worked there, and I happened to send a parcel post. Charming from Bartym. There is such a rotten place on the border of Kazakhstan and Russia.

“I’m not some depraved Muscovite there! I have principles too! ”... Anal and oral sex were banned, like dirty manifestations of human nature, and the second time was vaginally considered as an unnecessary waste of time and energy ... Although“ the first time ”with her, besides me, they did many. It is difficult to judge - the girl wanted to get married. Pathologically! ”Max, will you marry me? ... No? Then I am getting married to Nikolai! He has a good salary and an apartment will be given soon. Not that you! "Scientist." In torn jeans! "

The meeting was without strong hugs and tender kisses. As usual. Once on top. The lady moaned a little, waved a little. I finished, but she did not. “Let's go to sleep, Max?” ... And immediately fell into a half-sable sleep.

Winter morning was gloomy. “Change the hairdresser, baby. He slobbed you so carelessly from behind ... ““ This is not a hairdresser. This is a husband. I took the scissors and cut it off. "" For what? "" Long to tell. "

Cause learned the next morning. “Max, you have gonorrhea. “What? !!!” “Tripper, that's what. I infected you. ”Short beeps on the phone ...

KVD The queue at the venereologist's office. A cute green-eyed doctor in rubber gloves makes a smear. “Yes, you have a good erection, man. " " My name is Max. And what about you? ”“ Marina Nikolaevna me ... The results of the analysis will be ready in about fifteen minutes. Please wait outside the door. ”

Time was painful ... “Ma-xim, and you are all right. No bad diseases. "" In that case, Marina Nikolaevna, write down the number of your mobile. "" Musketeer, ... but come on, I'd rather write yours. "