for some reason they did not serve, drinks with a fortress above fourteen degrees too. The coffee was delicious, the tea is not much better. But we were not ready to drink them yet. Tolik said that he had spotted his acquaintances and was leaving us, but at eleven he would leave the cafe. So we can be entertained until at least two nights. He will not sleep yet.

- Let's go dancing? - I suggested to a friend.

He happily agreed, and we ran up the stairs.

Downstairs, not far from the stairs, there were persons who were pleasant in all respects about my age. The female share was unenviable. They could rarely invite young people they liked. Then, when the ladies' dance was announced, and the DJ (they were not called so then), he announced publicly: “White dance! Ladies invite gentlemen! ”

Seeing some acquaintances, Andrzej was screwed to them. I stopped my eyes on those sitting near the stairs of the girlfriends.

The previous dance is not over yet, I went to the cuters and expressed a desire to dance, but with only one:

“Ladies, I’m confused, like the Buridan donkey, who ended up between two hay bales and died of hunger, I don’t know which one to choose.” Help me not to die.

- We, means, in your opinion are like haystacks? - the brown-haired woman was indignant.

“But he introduced himself as a donkey,” the blonde calmed her down.

“Anyway, I don’t like such a comparison,” the Vodnyuha barked, “I don’t want to be a coyote, but he may be a donkey.”

“However, my dear Natasha ...,” the gentleman began to incite.

- My name is Vika! - interrupted me cruel.

“Ha-ha-ha,” her girlfriend laughed loudly, he caught you on a hook, more precisely on a gun.

- Well, that's nice, - I was delighted, - call me Yura, and for friends you can Yurochka.

- Yurochka, guess what is my name? - Blondie asked, - from three times and I will go with you to dance.

“... Three times in a row,” continued the experienced woman-eater.

- Good three dances. Begin, - the fair-haired woman agreed, sure that I couldn’t guess her life. Neither from three attempts, nor from thirty.

“Irochka,” I said my beloved female name.

“No,” the girl smiled, shaking her head.

- Ksyusha? - asked the guesser, his second name that he liked

“Last try,” said Victoria, grinning ... “donkey, no, donkey.” Silly little donkey.

“My strawberry,” I began ...

- My name is, Victoria - interrupted me cruel.

- Well, well, well, Victoria, and if I guess, do you agree in sorrow and joy ... after making a significant pause, I suggested a donkey - to dance three dances with me in a row?

The girls giggled. Vick finally melted and agreed. The music ended, silence arose, interrupted by the slackening of heels and the rustle of dresses, divergent couples.

I bowed before the fair-haired lady and said:

- Princess, Angelina, let your dear young man invite you to a tango.

- How are you ... How did he guess? - surprised dark-haired.

Angelina got up and asked:

- And if there is a shake?

“It doesn't matter,” I waved my hand. “Tango is an ardent embrace.” A shake is a “shake”

A single couple came out to the middle of the dance floor and, embracing, froze. There was no music. It was not all.

- Do not you think that we look stupid? - whispered Angelina. - The music has not yet been turned on.

“We look impressive,” I said, “colorful, but that's not the main thing.”

- And what?

- We set the tone with our behavior. They wanted to put a record with a neck, and now put the tango.

I didn't know who these “they” were, but I was sure that they could see us, the only couple in the middle of a huge hall. And they put tango.

Having embraced plenty with Angelica, she did not resist, when I called her so, I extended my hand to Vika with the words:

- My queen, incomparable Victoria, would you like to condescend to me and give me the first dance ... of the three?

“To deign,” said the queen, rising from her seat and giving me her hand, “but not before the music begins to play.”

It was a waltz. I was bored. Realizing that I do not know how to dance him, Vika had mercy and, embracing, we trampled on dancing tango.

Six dances flew by. I sat between two beauties, tortured by them, as I learned the name of Angelina.

“Well, well, well,” the sly one decided to confess, “of course, I am not a telepath, but when I went down the stairs, I heard Victoria coaxed Angelina to stay.

- That is unconscionable, - Vika was indignant, - you were eavesdropping.

- My queen, do not say so! I did not eavesdrop. This sickened my romantic nature ... Better call me a donkey, but not an eavesdropper. You were just talking loudly, but I was nearby from you, and involuntarily ... I heard.

- Donkey! - said affectionately Vika.

Frankly, I liked her no less than Angelina. Or maybe even more. She fought off the obsessive gentleman. And it was sweeter. Any hunter will not shoot at the lurking rabbit, he will rush for the deer running away from him. But with two I could not spin the novel. Seeing Sasha, staring at us from the headwater, nodded to him. Soon Andrzej came down to us and everyone got acquainted. He asked me to keep him company in the toilet. The girls also decided to powder the noses. In the toilet, he asked what I would like to continue acquaintance.

“You choose,” I said.

“I like the blonde better,” a friend replied.

- Perfectly! Go to them, but for now I'll smoke.

Andrzej did not smoke, so sometimes he dabbled. The girls, most likely, were doing the same thing in the ladies' room, distributing the guys. Angelina liked Sasha. And when the four young people went upstairs to celebrate a new acquaintance, we broke up in pairs. After drinking a glass of wine for an acquaintance and dancing a few dances, the girls gathered home. The guys, as true gentlemen, decided to conduct them. While our new passions were dressing, Andrzej and I went outside to smoke. More precisely, your humble servant smoked, and Sasha stood and thought what they should say, why we are without clothes.

- Yes, do not tell, you - I reassured the friend - I myself will explain everything to them.

- Why don't you go to dress? - Angela was surprised.

“We are real Siberians,” the real Siberian, who shuddered from the cold, explained, “in any cold and cold, we walk naked.

- We are going with the girls slowly in the direction of Tolik, and you, Jura run, - suggested Andrzej.

I quickly left the place. Soon I ran towards a strolling trinity with an armful of clothes in my hands. Having walked the girls home, to the hut, we with Andrzej wandered home. He admitted that he liked Angelina and even agreed to meet with him on Wednesday.

“You tear your pods on the move,” I grinned, “but somehow I didn’t discuss this with Vika.”

- She will call me, I'll ask her. Maybe they will come together?

The girls, as it turned out, were in another school, in which Zhenka, a friend of Valerik, was studying. They were going to go on a date together, but only the blonde came. She conveyed to me Vika’s wishes that she did not like me and that she did not intend to meet with me. It always has been. I met, friends continued acquaintance, and I stayed with my nose ...

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Winter was boring. I met the New Year with my family. More precisely, mom and dad fled for the evening, entrusting my sister. And although I did not drink, I had a bottle of some red wine in store. After drinking half a jar of one, he ran to the toilet and frightened the toilet for a long time with an animal growl. After pouring out the rest there, I was bored very much, but the TV saved me. erotic stories I forgot myself in the Blue Flame, and then for the five hundredth time I revisited the national comedy “Carnival Night”, making fun of silly, but at the same time cute characters.

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