In a certain kingdom, a fabulous state lived, there was a child named Cinderella. Why papanka and mama gave her such a name, history is silent. Well, certainly not because she worked with ashes! Her white ruchenki heavier than the spokes and a dining spoon did not raise. She did not know how to dress and expose herself. And the fig? Cada house is full of servants.

However, by the end of the year, she had a chesaca there. And like any self-respecting pryncess, she requested the king to marry her urgently in order to know the joys of sekas and give birth to the kids, who were going to bring a glass of water, if it comes to that.

The king did not wisely elaborately and, having sat in a lot of books, in particular about “The Life and Adventure of Cinderella”, suggested to her daughter to go to the ball, get acquainted there with a wonderful prynts and running away at midnight, as if accidentally losing a shoe.

- Papa! Well sho you are drilling? - the daughter was indignant, - How am I going to run away in one shoe? Onet Well, I'm running out at once.

- Tady lose teleponcheg.

- My Vertu? !! - even more indignant pryncess, - yes, nothing for it!

- So you still have Nokia, well, that, sho is still with a black and white screen ...

- There are no SIMs, and the battery has long died.

- This is what we need! And do not mind.

- How does he find me?

- Will find, if he wants! You pull out the battery. Such rarities in the kingdom once or twice and obchelsya. Let the battery is looking for.

No sooner said than done. After a second dance without a memory, the beautiful Prрыnz fell in love with a pryncess, which was also doused with pheromono-containing spirits, like from a watering can. Her dress barely hid the charm of the girl, and her high heels when walking so forced her to writh up that from under the short dress you could sometimes see a seductive strip of panties.

Pryntsu not had a chance. In addition, full-standing, long tormented him. He in his kingdom shook up all: the maid of honor, and the cooks with maids, cooks, and even the housekeeper squeezed in the closet. In short, he wanted to have a constant sexual partner at his side. Well, kiddies, kanesh. So that there was someone ... a glass of water ...

Having found on the marble steps to the smithereens of broken Che / Be-shnuy Nokia, he set off in the morning in search of his beloved ...

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- And what should I do now? - Cinderella asked her parents, holding in her hands an ill-fated battery.

- Hide! Because the first thing he comes here! - exclaimed the Queen.

- And kudys?

- Take a map of the fairytale kingdom. Zazhmur eyes and poke your finger in your destiny. Gathering her courage, Cinderella closed her eyes and poked at the map. Where she fell to hide, no one saw.

In the morning, the Prince interrogated the visitors of the ball and, finding out who Princess Cinderella was and where she lived, went to her palace with a broken Nokia in her pocket and two trusted walkers. In the palace, he was told that he must find a princess and, having tried on a tilipcheg battery, make sure 100500 that she is.

No one in the palace knew where she was hiding. She has to check if she really loves prynts. And is it ready to search for your dream as long as it takes? If he leaves the search, it means that she doesn’t need such a future spouse. And she will go to another ball and try to jam another pryntsa. Fortunately, they abound.

The young man in love, after interviewing all relatives and servants for another Cinderella tilipone number, soon became convinced that the subscriber was temporarily unavailable or simply turned off the phone. After asking for a copy of the card from the king, the guy and his two friends went in search of the fugitive.

Calling papahena, that he sent with a special dog him - bloodhounds, my hero soon became convinced that Cinderella is not a fool. Umnichka thoroughly washed off the spirits with ferromones, and sprinkled her footprints with tobacco.

Looking carefully at the map, the prince discovered that the forest occupies most of the territory.And only in the forest does not work cellular communication.

Having once again examined the map, the seeker discovered that the princess was poking at the site where Baba Yaga lives, Snow White and the seven dwarfs, Grandma Red Riding Hood, Kolobok - Bolobok, and the cat scientist who is on the circuit all around ...

First, Cinderella seekers came to Baba Yaga ...

After talking with the mischievous granny, the Prince and his team did not learn anything new.

Bidding farewell to the inhospitable Yagusy, the princess seekers, walking out into the clearing, came across a hexagonal stone at each corner of which was one of the inscriptions: “Baba Yaga, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Grandma Red Riding Hood, Kolobok - Bolobok, Cat the Scientist, Sleeping Tsarevna”.

- Where to go? - asked the prince of his comrades.

- Let's throw lots? !!

The lot fell to go to the scientist cat.

- What is it for? - a mustache creature chained on a golden chain predatoryly inquired.

- We are looking for a princess Cinderella. Did she pass by you, dear? - asked the prince.

- Can you wish to listen to anybody? - asked kotyara.

- You do not hammer us tanks! - the associate was indignant, - Gris on a banter! And then scraps will fly over the back streets ...

- Well, at we will see more cues and pieces! - Kotische grunted, - Well, bring down for good, for good health!

- Wait a minute, dear ... - removing behind the careless walk of the man, said the Prince, - we wish to listen to the story!

- In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, there was a princess called Nesmeyana. Many ... - dragged on his tedious story, Kotofeich ..., - and I was there, honey was drinking beer. Mustache flowed. In the mouth did not fall.

- And sho there about Cinderella? - I asked a completely pissed prynts.

- I did not see, did not hear, I do not know ... But would you like another story ...

Good lads returned to the hexagonal stone. There are now four variants left. They threw lots, and they fell to go to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. They did not go three versts, as they were surrounded by numerous armies of the seven Carl and the beautiful Amazon, armed with a six-barreled machine gun.

- Where are we going? - asked Blonde Bestia, in turn directing the machine gun to the Prince, then to his comrades.

It should be noted that the gnomes were packed on the most namagu and rubbed their trunks and swords with crossbows.

- Vasheta, we are looking for a princess Cinderella, - clashing with fear with their teeth, said the Prince, - you haven't seen her by any chance?

- Saw, saw! How so! She beat all my servants and I was kicked notably. Look here, lifting up the dress for the most I want, the girl showed a huge bruise that spreads on the right half of a shameless girl.

- And where did she go then, involuntarily swallowing saliva, asked the hopelessly in love.

“And the devil knows her,” answered one of the dwarfs, “like there ...”

- And what's in there?

- Sleepy kingdom.

Moving away a mile away, the second friend said:

- But guessing is not necessary ...

Finally, they reached the Sleeping Kingdom. Everything was covered in cobwebs. People slept in unexpected places, in various poses. In the middle of the central square there was a crystal coffin in which the Sleeping Tsarevna rested. Having thrown off the lid of the coffin, the friends admired a bit of unearthly beauty, and the Prince ordered the most zealous friend to kiss the princess on the lips.

- Why me? - surprised partner.

- If I am patching, Cinderella will not see me, as his priests without a mirror. The legend says that the one who slept the Sleeping Tsarevna is due to him a zhanitsa. Talk, speak!

Nothing to do. I kissed the mate Tsarevna. That eyes opened and ... rejoicing, she called the guard. Schaub zhonih did not escape inadvertently. Started booze, party, wedding. Three days and three nights they drank, ate, praised the bride and the groom, and on the fourth, coming out of the bedrooms, the happy friend said such a message that the Princess had slept for a hundred years and did not know who was passing by either in a dream (literally) or in spirit.

- Well, sho do boom? The Prince’s friend asked, moving a good distance away from the now-restless kingdom.

Without a word, he threw the coin. And they fell to go to the baushka ...