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- Oh, eb ... Marina! Have you ... been here for a long time? - I was so confused that I did not know what to say.

- Enough to see what you got up here, goat! - she threw food on the bed, and nervously went to the ward.

- Marina, I ...

- Shut up! - shouted wife.

Marina clenched her fists so that her knuckles turned white. She looked at me with contempt: there was hatred in her eyes. "Always you spoil everything"I thought "A minute ago everything was so good." I tried to smell more tightly the flap, which in this hospital was called a robe, and, for the most part, I succeeded. Immediately, a damp spot appeared at the front, and I hurriedly sat on the bed with my legs crossed.

“Marina,” I began to look for ways to rehabilitate, “we are adults, and I don’t, I suppose ...”

- Do you think?!? - Marina was ready to explode. - Do you think that you can believe something now ?! You have already laid enough today: on me, on our marriage, and on this little whore ...

- She is not a minor ... That is, I wanted to say ... She is not a whore, - I barely balanced on the verge of normality: brains melted, in search of an optimal way out of this stupid situation.

- Come on, protect her! You, I suppose, still your old pod did not suck it out so that it would dry up?!? ... And what, until you put your finger in the ass, you can’t finish it already?!?

"Well, Ostap suffered"I thought wearily "Let him talk it out - maybe he feels better ... And he is nothing the pod ... Especially, the old one ... Look at your tub ...".

- Well, why did he shut up?!? Nothing to cover?

- Marina ... I suppose ... I suggest to forget this little incident ... Not to destroy our relationship because of ... A trifle. Here, Clinton, for example ...

- Trivial?!? ... Clinton he remembered! You are not the President of the United States, and she is not Monica! ... A trifle, you say? This is your dick - nothing!

Marina continued to pace the chamber, and reminded me of a lynx in a cage. Only the brushes were missing on the ears. Suddenly she stopped in front of the droppers, a row hanging on coasters, standing in the corner of the room.

- You are right, Igor, this nipple, of course, is not worth all the years of marriage, which we had with you, - Marina carefully examined the device for injecting fluids intravenously.

My heart sank. "So, there is a chance to make up"I was delighted “Now we will find out under what conditions the signing of a peace treaty is possible. Fur coat? Cruise? I hope everything will be done without annexations of internal and external organs. ”

- I am ready to forget this shameful spectacle, which I happened to see - and how could I not become blind on the spot?!? Igor, you, practically before my eyes, squandered the family property in the most vulgar and vulgar way - are you not ashamed?!?

The answer, of course, was obvious, but I was internally wary: there was too much pathos in her words - I was afraid that it would not be limited to a cruise here. “They took you by the balls, admit it”, saying some gavnyuk in my head, “The main thing is to leave them to you. Everything else is tertiary, like syphilis. ”

“I’m ashamed, darling,” I said, imperceptibly, trying to squeeze a mean male tear. Here, the main thing is not to overdo it with the tension of the body, and then - an unexpected one (not even an hour) will jump out - and here it will be completely inappropriate.

“I can forgive ... No, I cannot forgive, of course, under any circumstances! ... But I will forget ... I will try,” the wife said.

Marina went to the bed and began nervously pulling at the net with oranges. She broke, and citrus scattered on the bed. I, just in case, went to the window. My wife turned to me and looked into my eyes:

“I will do the same, Igor,” she finally said.

- You want ... Too ... Ghm ... Suck me?!? - I clarified.

The orange whistled in the air, but I was ready for something like this: I dodged, and the fruit hit the window.The glass trembled loudly, but it held out and did not break.

- Nerd! - Marina again began to choke, - Wait! Aha I run and fall, hair back! ... No! ... I will also fuck with someone ... In your eyes! ... Wedge wedge! An eye for an eye!

"Well, remember something from folklore," I thought wearily. I even didn’t want to discuss this scenario. The door to the ward swung open, and a guy in a robe ran into her - probably a nurse.

- Are you alright? There was some kind of noise ... Or a blow.

“Yes, that's all right,” I said, “this is my wife ... Today is in shock.”

- Here! ... You, just, by the way! - the wife stood in the pose of the pan, and appreciatively measured the nurse's order from head to toe. - I need your help!

“Marina,” I began, it was, but nobody listened to me.

“First, bind this person,” and she pointed with a pointing finger, pointing in my direction.

- To tie?!? - the guy was amazed, and looked at him dumbly, then at me, then at my half. - What for?!? And, sorry, what?

- So it is necessary! In order not to interfere! - My wife categorically stated, without even bothering to look in my direction, - tie me ... With these transparent tubes from droppers!

“Marina,” I began again. With the same result.

“Consider it a psychological therapy for him,” said his wife, and vigorously pointed a finger at me, “and for me too!” Are you a doctor? And they should help, right? How are you ... this commandment, medical ...

“Do no harm,” the orderly answered automatically.

“And don’t covet your neighbor's wife,” I added.

- Exactly! Do not harm ... me! Knit it!

“Marina,” I began for the third time, and, although they heard me, they still didn't let me tell.

- What, Marina?!? What is Marina?!? I am thirty years old already Marina!

"Actually, thirty-two, but who thinks of you"thought flashed.

- Igor, you have the only chance - to agree, - continued my sex-terrorist, - maybe then I will calmly experience your fornication ... And that is not a fact!

"Fornication ... a word, what ... from the ass she pulled him out, or something", I was annoyed by this whole situation, but I did not know how worthily I would get out of all this. I did not want all these conflicts, fights ... “Another good thing, you have to cut the refrigerator ... Damn! And the cottage in Bulgaria is recorded on it! ... Well, God forbid ... "

The orderly suddenly went to the droppers in the corner, and began silently removing the tubes from them.

“Uh-uh! Do they have a conspiracy here? ”I turned to my wife, trying to reason with my beloved.

“Marina,” I quickly spoke, fearing that they would kill me again, “let's leave it all home.” Why else to devote strangers to ... That's all.

- And how to solve it without strangers? Just, we need strangers!

- I do not need...

- And I need! I want you to see and experience the same thing as me! Then we will be quits. This is at least fair!

- You have a strange concept of justice, I did not let up. - When my appendicitis was removed, you did not ...

Marina looked at me briefly, and I shut up. A nurse came up to me, and, trying not to look into my eyes, took my hand and began to tie me to the headboard. I pulled out my hand.

- Marina, this is ... Just ridiculous! What is this BDSM?

- And I'm not funny. And this is not a game ...

- Don't you think that you read the book “50 shades of gray” upside down?

“I didn’t read it at all ... So it’s necessary ... Just so that you would hinder the completion of your plans,” said Marina and nodded to the orderly to continue.

"What a fuck!", I thought, while the attendant tied my arms and legs to the bed, "Crucified, as on a cross ... Well, at least, they did not beat me". The orderly checked all the knots efficiently, and walked to the door, with a feeling of accomplishment ...