Preface to all my stories.

There are always three of us: the sophisticated intellectual Boris Petrovich, the crappy Borik and I - the finalist of our entertainment. Now - surprise! All three are one and the same person, troed along the conventional scale of actions: decent - vulgar - debauched. More often I am Boris Petrovich. Less often - Borik. And very rarely - I am - I am not married. Doing sports. I seduce married women. I like it! Not so fast to drive, and with the approach, enjoying the small concessions. Step by step. Stole on tiptoe. Brave on expectations. Fantasizing. Intriguing, seducing and enjoying someone else's treasure. Poncing one young man, I look to the next one. It is not my fault that there are so many pretty and non-credited "prudes".

The first to this sweet business is Boris Petrovich. He is the basis of cultural communication. Then the “object” “warms up” the vulgar Borik. Well, and completes the "work" - I am! Simply put - fucking someone else's spouse for the full program of a trained whore ...

The stories presented here are authentic. All names are real. It is easier to remember with them ...

Get comfortable, gentlemen, sinners, and turn on the imagination!

The first story. NEAR THE POOL

This girl lives in our city. Works in our factory. Goes to our sports club. Boris Petrovich (Borik and me) - out of habit. Toma - for physical education. Tomochka is an attractive girl. When her face lights up with a smile, and her big eyes shine with malachite emerald, the world stops in delight. Male sexuality comes to life. But! Tomochka is not married and it is not interesting to deceive her to our "trinity" ...

Fortunately, beautiful girls outside of marital sex rarely sit up. Appeared the boy and Tomochka. He began to see off with training, to meet at the factory entrance. In mid-May, they signed. Boris Petrovich came to the registry office, congratulated the young: a curly boy shook his hand, smacked the bride in the cheek and was genuinely happy. After all, now a married Senechka will polish Tomochka for what the genitalia of the main finisher of the threefold "team" got the legal right to strive for ...

... Summer is coming. The unions made lists of seasonal camp workers. Under this case, Boris Petrovich advised his friend to the boss of the sports club to pay attention to Tomochku:

- Good fizruk for pioneers ...

Stepanych looked from the balcony of the gym to the brown-haired woman fighting in ping-pong, and with knowledge, he spoke:

- Got married. Do not agree ...

- Everything and business ?! - said Boris Petrovich and, sweeping a sweet couple at the stadium exit (where is Tome without Senechka ?!), he had a brief speech on the advantages of working in summer camps: “Three months without a factory! ... Life in the forest! ... Pension from union! ... Savings for a voyage to the Crimea! ... "

- I want to Crimea! - Tomochka declared.

“Our vacation schedules do not coincide,” Senechka cooled her desire.

“After the camp, holidays are given to everyone as a reward,” Boris Petrovich curled up the resistance.

- And Senechka, who will I be there? - asked Tom.

- Also a physical teacher. But on the tourist side. Children to drive trips. In the factory committee reported - he has experience.

- Instructor?

- Something like that.

“It won't work,” said Senechka. - I only once in the Carpathians on a discount ticket was. Which one of my tourism instructor?

Borik and I thought badly about Senechka. And patient Boris Petrovich explained:

- Catholic church bred? Put tents? You can handle the boys!

- What are you trying to persuade? - Senechka guarded.

“I am recruiting a team,” said Boris Petrovich in a solid voice. - I will be in the "Hawk" senior physical instructor.

- you ?! In summer camp? - surprised Tomochka. - What about mountaineering?

“He knows, Rogue, what I do,” I thought. “This is for the best! Athletes under the masters easier fit. "And Boris Petrovich - explained:

- For two shifts food.

Borik immediately "hung noodles":

- It is necessary to treat the knee ...

... From May 25, the counselors and the staff of Yastrebka began to prepare the camp territory for the arrival of the children.

Among them was the six fizrukov, which put in order sports fields, a swimming pool, set up stands with a sports theme. In the evenings, the company lingered around the fire: it baked potatoes, indulged in port wine, sang a guitar with Senechkina ...

Watching every day how the newlyweds cling to each other, how happy, our tempters rejoiced that the goal for their hobby was chosen successfully. To persuade a woman in love with her husband for a debauch in the first month of her marriage is cool!

The first to undertake the work was a senior fizruk "Yastrebka" Boris Petrovich.

In drawing up the list of sporting events, he included in the plan for the pioneer game Zarnitsa the tourist trips of the senior detachments to the river bar, which was located seventeen kilometers from the camp. There, between the coast and the forest, there was a cozy glade, descending to the sandy beach with a safe swimming lagoon. Here children, under the supervision of the leader of the campaign and the Pioneer Leaders, could bathe and sunbathe.

The head of the camp (an exceptionally interesting woman!) Idea of ​​hiking was presented as an extra application for the participation of "Yastrebka" in the regional competition for the best summer camp of the season.

- No one has this, and we will! - Boris Petrovich explained to an elegant woman, while boorish Borik and, no less vulgar, I felt her figure with a professional look. - We will receive the Pennant from OblONO or, what the hell is not joking, the Banner is passing! ..

- The banner should be ours! - said the woman and signed a decree on entering the braid ...

The group of adults was included in the hiking group: several counselors, a cook and a physical instructor with the skills of organizing tourist life. There were two such "specialists" in the camp: senior physical instructor and Senechka. Opened the tourist route Boris Petrovich. The next trip was to lead Senechka ...

The day before the second hike, the senior fizruk appeared to the camp commander with a schedule of Olympic starts for the junior and middle squads. Quite “accidentally” these competitions coincided on the days of Senichka's absence.

The boss and this schedule of competition podmahnula:

- No wonder I was recommended to you, as an experienced organizer, Boris Petrovich! Not in vain!..

To this praise, Boris Petrovich reacted with restraint. He said that the trip is necessary, but physical training is not enough and they will have to work at the Olympic competitions with full load.

- cancel exit? - the chief frowned, who had already managed to make secure, informing the phone “up” about “her own initiative”.

- No way, Olga Semenovna! The first outing guys liked. Their peers are now waiting for a hike. And we will master the start with five fizrukami. If ... At swimming in the pool, none of them will not distract. I thought of everything! Just for the days of competition, we will have time to change the water in the pool. To filter Sanitary station does not break ...

- Change! - ordered the woman.

Tomochka knocked on the office of the boss! I came for permission to go hiking with my husband.

Olga Semyonovna cut off:

- Will the organization of active recreation for children of the KTO be ?! Workers hozbloka? ... Or me? ... Or fizruki?! ... You are one of us? ... Fizruk. So work if you come to the camp! ..

Here, with your permission (since our “trinity” has admired the director for several days already), I will tell you something about this lady from the Komsomol-party activist.

Who remembers actress Margarita Volodina as a commissar from the film “Optimistic Tragedy,” will easily present the appearance of Olga Semyonovna. One - one! By the age of thirty, it was an exact replica of the star of the Soviet screen and got everything that her appearance, organizational talent, assertiveness and connections allowed: interesting work, large apartment, private car, two children and a prominent husband (party boss) who regularly visited his guriya in the camp for the fulfillment of marital debt ...

Roll up to such a fife non-partisan Boris Petrovich - ...