We talked about it from time to time, and one cannot say that we were limited only to conversation. I offered my friends to join us a couple of times, but it all ended at the stage of dating. Forty-year-old self-confident men suddenly turned into fussy, timid boys, and Kate needed a powerful male who knew that the bitch completely belonged to him. Both times the evening ended without continuation on my initiative. It was clear that the holiday would not work, but I wanted to arrange for her the holiday and, above all, the holiday of the soul.

Back in our first evening, when she became mine, it seemed to me that Katya likes to obey. For me, this is not the most important thing, but “snowfall, snowfall, if a woman asks”. I didn’t rush things, the girl was only 27 then, and she was a little shy. Having given her the opportunity to get a little closer to me, he carefully checked whether it was not wrong. Somewhere a little stronger, he took her hair, somewhere he squeezed his mouth with his hand, when she laughed, carefully called the bitch, and by the response made sure that she liked violence, at least symbolic. In just a couple of weeks, she finally broke loose and, after my joking hint, suddenly silently got out of bed, brought the belt and handed it to me ...

I had already given up on finding a partner for the “Pas de Troy”, but a clever idea comes afterwards. March 8 was approaching, and I didn’t have any gift ideas for a friend. Something on duty did not want to. Tsatski Katya was not very interested, I already knew that the Rado watch was ticking properly on her hand since the thirtieth anniversary, the range of Moscow perfume salons was widely represented on the pier glass.

The Chinese, as always, were right, if you sit for a long time near the road, sooner or later the corpse of your enemy will be carried by. I suddenly remembered MZHM and for half an hour I got confused in the world wide web. Pretty quickly found a swing club, arranged in a large Moscow apartment. What I need. I didn’t want a big Shalman of the type - Adam and Eve, and that’s what is cozy and chamber.

The owner, who introduced himself as Konstantin, answered the call benevolently and was not very surprised by my wishes. Only one of my suggestions embarrassed him, but we were able to find a common language. After 10 minutes, the little thing was obtyapano.

A couple of days later we were already standing in front of a massive wooden door - stalinki. Of course, Katya knew where I brought her.

- Let's agree, now you still have the right to refuse the gift and we will leave. The restaurants are already closed, so I’ll just take you home, and tomorrow you will have your steak fillet in El Gaucho. Well, or some other program at your discretion. But if we enter, you will not be able to say no and will do everything that I offer. Poor, believe me, I will not spoil.

Quickly looking into my eyes, Katya silently pulled the door towards herself. However, I did not expect otherwise. Alas, but she was standing in a contry-up, and a powerful lantern in the yard prevented me from seeing the expression of her eyes.

We were met, escorted to the "locker room" and we changed our clothes according to the rules of the club. I stayed in shorts and a t-shirt, Katya in my snow-white shirt, buttoned at the bottom buttons, high heels and stockings. I asked the linen not to take it off. "Men will decide whether to undress you or watch you undress yourself."

I took Katya by the hand and we went into the large living room, where there were already people. She walked without raising her eyes; I nodded my head at once to everyone as a greeting. In this institution, I was the first time and a little worried. No, I was not embarrassed by anything, but I had my own plan for the evening and I did not want any of the guests to spoil it, albeit unintentionally. And Katya, as I noticed, aroused interest in the male part of society, and in the female too. She really was good. But we had an agreement with her that I choose one man, the second she.We took a small sofa - a corner and, as we had agreed in advance, we talked quietly, not looking into the hall, thus letting the others know that they would like to be alone for a while. We were lucky, people were tactful and understood our behavior exactly as I expected.

There is no bar and drinks in this club - visitors bring snacks with them. I took out our favorite set from the backpack, a bottle of white port wine and a "Roman breakfast": cheese, bread, tomatoes, lettuce. In order not to create unnecessary fuss, I grabbed everything I needed from the house: dishes, salt, a corkscrew, wet wipes. Katya was not present at my training camp and raised her eyebrows in surprise when she saw that the dishes were not disposable.

“A holiday, though,” I answered the unasked question and smiled. - And drink a little more than usual, will not be so exciting. But just a little bit.

Paying no attention to anyone, but looking at us, although not frankly, we looked at everything on plates, I poured wine into glasses and silently clinked glasses, made a sip.

- Now try to carefully consider the men. When you decide, I'll come to him. And do not pull too much, he can be engaged, you are not alone here.

- I liked the one that opened the door for us.

Kate liked men at least 10 years older, and when I made an appointment with Konstantin, I asked my age and asked me to drop a photo on the mail. The club’s website indicated that the tactful organizer is ready to help newcomers get comfortable in the club - I liked him and we agreed at the same time about his participation in the evening.

- Well, I did not doubt that! But he passes under my quota, I have already agreed with him. You will have to search among the guests. Katya was good. I saw her pounding inside, but she held on. I suddenly remembered Galich: "My little knee trembles, and the handle does not tremble." Finally she made her choice.

- I do not want to interfere and now come to him. For a few phrases I will try to understand how adequate it is. I do not want to run into a petite head, albeit with a gray hair. All the same lottery.

Katya nodded. The matter was complicated by the fact that this man was with a girlfriend, and we had an ironic rule: I do not even have the right to touch other women. It did not upset me, in the end it was my gift to Katya on March 8.

I got up from the couch. - And you drink a little more, but do not get carried away too much. If someone approaches, tactfully, with a smile, explain that I decide everything here, and you are not independent. I will still look, suddenly you will like the unexpected guest. Then give me a sign, for example, put a glass on the table. I'll turn the conversation and go. We don't owe anything to anyone. ” But apparently we so well made it clear to those present that we didn’t want anyone’s society and its loneliness no one decided to break.

I approached the man indicated by Katya, trying to somehow construct the phrase so that I could talk to him alone and not offend his lady. But I was lucky. She smiled at my approach, and she walked away. It is difficult for me, proselyte, to judge, but apparently, it was long ago - in the subject line - and immediately figured out how to proceed.

The man, his name was Viktor, turned out to be an absolutely adequate and very pleasant person. Moreover, he asked what the rules of the game were. What is forbidden, what is possible, but not desirable. Usually about card games they say "lucky beginners", but I was very lucky here. Victor really upset that his woman (who turned out to be, if not deceived, a legitimate wife), who, as it turned out, also liked me, would not be able to take part in our entertainment. I offered to invite her as a spectator, but he said that it would be difficult for her - just to watch, it’s better not to go at all. As compensation for the inconvenience, I promised that I was ready to meet some other time without Katya and we laughed. I asked how everything is arranged and what room we can occupy. Victor explained.

“Then I have a last request for you.” I will loan her with Katya, and you find our hospitable host and join. He is in the know.And now, with these words, I extended my hand to him, in which two five thousandth notes neatly folded.

- Keep one for yourself, give the second to Konstantin, - ...