The world of paranoia is amazing! It is a world of unlimited fantasies created by your own fears. The power of ideological potential, ingenuity, creativity, breadth of sight and visual thinking in paranoids is much stronger than in normal, healthy people. Those incredible logical chains that are paranoid lined up in the head thanks to fears, amaze with their genius.

Since ancient times, there is one very interesting paranoia on the Internet, it is called “You've already left!”.

This name implies a generalized concept of bluff, according to which “they” know your IP, home address, and “they” have already left for you. Who they are and where they went, no one knows. But the main thing in this thing is that there is a certain mass of paranoids, who fear that they may be left behind and there are a large number of people who like to mock these paranoids with the help of this bluff.

How will a normal person react if, for one reason or another, he sees the inscription “Your IP ****. ****. ****. **** Your home address is already calculated! For you already left! We recommend to stay in place, it is in your interest! ”? Most likely, a normal person will just smile and forget, but not paranoid ... About that and the story ..

Since the main goal for me is Real Female Dominance, any idea that, in essence, is paranoia, is of value to me.

I decided to check how easy it is to get Russian Railways by inventing an easy version of paranoia for starters. I did not know which area of ​​life to choose, so I chose my University and my studies at the Physics Department. I came up with an incredibly creative thing that is beyond doubt in my paranoia.

On one of my favorite “Answers” ​​I asked a public question:

“In the 5th course in the last semester, I ran into a teacher who did not want to give me credit because of my“ breaching ”and promised that I would be 100% excluded, even though I had two weeks left to graduate. It turned out that not a single student, to whom this professor promised an exception, could not hold on and this was already the tradition of Physics. But I came up with a scam. The record of the FF documentation should be duplicated on three papers ... This formed the basis of the deception. In general, this scheme is an hour to tell, at least. In a word, it was a scam! Now I have a diploma from the Moscow State University. I understand that if this teacher finds out that I was not only not excluded, but also received a diploma from Moscow State University, he will come to a mad rage and start doing something about it. Tell me what he can do and if he can roll back the diploma back? I understand that it is possible that I will be summoned to the University, but without my presence they cannot roll back anything. Therefore, I changed the number and broke all ties with the Physical Department. That is, even if they want to clarify the situation, then they can’t get me. I have a diploma! ”

I came up with such a paranoia, which is impossible not to believe, and began to wait for answers to it. The answers were roughly as I expected. I will put you answers from this forum:

“Apparently, the professor's train has already left.”

“You are dumbed fool such things do not write”

"What a nasty boy)))"

“Calm down if the professor starts to find out something, then you already have a diploma and hardly take away your credit because of the test, and I think the professor already forgot about him so many students who are here and now!”

"Gyyyyyyyy ... well, cha fucking scared the great priestess ... not pzdi, nor cho he will do ... gee ..."

"Everything depends on the university, if it is a state, then there will be problems, and if it is commercial, then it is unlikely."

"Pray that he will not know that you have finished ..."

The first answer I liked was:

“Urgently change your last name, first name, address. Nothing will help here !!! They will find you anyway! ”

It was a pretty 23-year-old Ukrainian Khokhlushka, who decided to "stumble" over another paranoid, that is, above me. I wrote it to the Agent:

"Why is that?"

After a couple of minutes, she added me to the contact list and answered:

"It's all! This is Article 327. Forgery, production or sale of forged documents, state awards, stamps, seals, forms.

1. Falsification of a certificate or other official document granting rights or exempting from obligations in order to use it or sell such a document, as well as making for the same purpose or selling fake state awards of the Russian Federation, RSFSR, USSR, stamps, seals, forms -

is punished by restriction of freedom for up to three years, or arrest for up to six months, or imprisonment for up to two years.

2. The same acts committed to conceal another crime or facilitate its commission -

shall be punished with imprisonment for up to four years.

3. Using a known fake document -

is punished with a fine of up to eighty thousand rubles or in the amount of the salary or other income of the convicted person for a period of up to six months, or compulsory work for a period of one hundred eighty to two hundred and forty hours, or correctional work for up to two years, or arrest for up to six months. "

“Tin !! Well he doesn't know yet !!! ”

“Where did you study?”

“At the Physical Faculty at MSU!”

"I will talk with this teacher"

"In terms of??? What for!!!"

“I will tell him to urgently initiate a criminal case and imprison you!”

"Do not!"

“It is necessary !!! I will tell him everything and you will go to prison! This is exactly!"

"Do not!!! I beg !!! "

“It is necessary! Buy yourself a baby cream and a rubber phallus now !! ”

"What kind of nonsense ??? What for???"

“Already start to develop your point! The faster the better!!!"

"What for?!!"

“When you get to the zone, they will start lowering you on the first day! If the point is not ready, then everything will tear you! So, let's quickly run for the cream and rubber member !!! "

"Do not!!! You are welcome!!!"

"Everything! Tomorrow I will go to initiate a criminal case. Quickly run for the cream, you may not have time!) "

"Do not!!! What should I do, what would you not do? !!! "

"Hmm ... do you work your booty with one peasant?"

I waited for a pause.

"Yes"

"OK! Soon I will give you his address ... Satisfy him and we will assume that I have not heard anything at all and know nothing about any diplomas ... ”

"OK"

Another answer I liked was from a pretty slim girl with a fair-haired girl:

“You urgently need to deprive a diploma for such! I need to talk to this teacher so that he can take care of you. This is generally a criminal article of what you did ... We must report you to the law enforcement agencies. ”

I went to the page to this girl and looked at the photos. It was a pretty slender girl, with a good figure and a nice ass, and most importantly with beautiful feet, heels and fingers. In some photos, she lay on the stomach on the grass in the summer and was well visible of her pretty chest, figure, legs, and most importantly, heels, which you can only dream of. In another photo, this sexy young girl is lying erotically on a bed in my favorite bodily stockings. Gods! From one of her looks, I tickled in my chest with pleasure ... How I wanted this girl to fuck me!

I wrote this girl in Agent:

"No need to tell where !!!"

In about fifteen minutes I received the answer:

“You acted very disgustingly, you should be ashamed! I ought to report on you ... "

"Do not! It was the last year !!! ”

“I’m sure you’ve been learning all five years”

"Not"

“I would like this professor to find out everything, and they talked to you at the police station. There you will receive a couple of times with a baton, and you will lay out everything for them as pretty! ”

"Do not bludgeon !!!"

“Then go and admit everything! Then I will not inform the authorities ... "

"I do not want! Come on, if they find out, they will find out ... and I won’t do so !!! ”

"Not! You do not deserve to have a diploma of MSU. This is a diploma of the best high school of the country, about which only everyone dreams.Many girls just give guys just because they have such a diploma. You do not deserve all this! So now you will go, write a statement, where you will confess everything and pass the diploma)) "

“And education? 5 years in the empty?

“I don't care. Go to some vocational school and get a profession. I will not object if you enter the School. I promise you that if you enter the School and study normally there, no one will know anything about your actions)) In the meantime, write a statement! ”

"How?"

"Well just! I ask such and such a person to cancel my higher education diploma with the number *** due to the fact that I got it by fraud and so on ... "

And finally, the coolest answer was almost the last. This is written by a 26 year old brunette. Unfortunately, she did not have a single photo in which she would have a bare leg. In almost all the photos she was in long dresses and closed shoes. But, ironically, she wrote the key “You've already left the place”:

Naturally, I added it to my contact list and typed in an answer:

“Who, left?”

"Like who? Police! Already going!)))) "

"How are they going?" Where?"

"So. With flashing lights at your address!))) "

“And who caused them?”

“Well, how? You confessed to your crime, and now there will be an interrogation ... =) "

"Do not!!!"

"You must Fedya, you must! =) "

I did not answer, leaving a funny beginning for later ... Of course, the next time I’m portraying that I was on the run) How professionally I’ll do this is how juicy the game will be next time.

So, finishing off at the end, I finished the game. Next time I will not do it. I even have no time to write a story.

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