- Excuse me! So it happened. I did not want to offend you ... Where should I put yours? Where to put? ..

- Put? This pig? Not in the bed? Let him sleep on the floor! ..

- Yes, it's a pity, like, man ...

- pity? So why don't you take him to yourself and not put him there? ..

- At another time, perhaps, it would be possible to do so, but now ...

- I know, I know, you are not alone ... The second night is walking ... But you are young and single, God himself told you ... And this crank! ... There! ... But why do you keep him ? Throw! ...

- I can not!

- Sorry shit is that?

- No, I'm afraid ...

- What are you afraid of? ... I can not understand ...

- I will lower it and appear before you in the most unattractive form ... I don’t have anything on my clothes ...

- I'll turn my back ...

- Thank you ... But still let me put it on the bed ...

- On the bed? ... And where do I order to go? ... I see it disgusting, and not just lying next to him ... He will not be able to sit on the chair anyway, will fall ... So put him on the floor! ... What is the delay? ..

Eugene lowers her lifeless body to the floor and, when straightened, notices that his own manhood under her gaze is not only to rise from a pitiful state, but, continuing to hang, it still noticeably brightened and lengthened ...

- I will go? - he says. “Or something else I can help?”

- What else was missing! - indignantly (but, as it seemed to him, somewhat deliberately) she objects and only here, as if recalling her promise, turns away. - You have someone to help ... Go to your place ... I suppose your girlfriend was waiting there ... And I ... What am I? ... I hope that I will manage this bag of shit ... And if that so I will call ... Go!

Marrying is removed and. returning to his room, he hurries to lie down next to Ninel, stretched out on his back. She then turns on her side facing him, hugs and kisses, and then asks a question:

- What was the noise?

- Yes, yes, the problem with the neighbor ...

- With a neighbor, you say? And I heard a female voice ... Excited by some ...

“You heard it right,” he whispers in her ear, hugging and kissing her. - I decided to go to the small Trianon, and to meet me, out of nowhere, my neighbor, I was drunk in the smoke and fell on the threshold. I had to drag him further. And at home his wife gave a shake-up. You heard her.

- Wow! Well, you have audibility! How do you live here?

- So we live almost two years. But there was no need to complain about audibility. Now I realize that the neighbors have been quieter than water all this time ...

- And you?

- Anything happened, and rustled, it happened until the morning ...

- Did they endure all this?

- It turns out that this is so ... But enough about the neighbors! ... Let's take some more time with ourselves ... Tell me better, I didn't disappoint you very much?

- It was at the beginning ... But then nothing ... There is nothing to complain ...

And, as if in confirmation of his words, he hugs and kisses him again.

“How about one more time ...”

- One more time another time! - she answers cheerfully, stretching out her hand to his groin and touching his personal belongings. - You, young man, need to rest. After all, they themselves admitted that the second night was without sleep. And in the morning to work to run. Yes, and it's time for me to come back, God forbid, the faithful will return earlier from duty. So go to sleep, and I get dressed and run ... Especially behind the wall, you hear, the noise begins, hubby, probably, has come to his senses and scandalous ... Exactly: someone is stuck in the wall, your name is probably.

“Okay, I’ll go there now, and you get dressed.” But don't leave me without me, I will escort you.

Zhenya jumps out of bed, pulls on his underpants, undershirt and pants and goes to find out what's the matter. The neighbor, already half-dressed, sits on the bed and mumbles something indistinctly, and his wife, cursing, tries to pull him out of there. In the struggle that ensued, her robe threw open and, together with the slipped straps of her nightgown, exposed her gorgeous shoulders.

- Help me throw him off! She asks. - There is nothing for him to sleep here! ..

- What for? - Zhenya objects. - Let him lie quietly ... The bed is wide, one and a half-sleeping ... Not really, I think it will interfere ... Is that it will snore ...

- Well, I do not! I'd rather lie down with someone else, but not with this bunch of crap! ...

- That's how even! I wish I could be this other ...

- you what? Who do you take me for? You do not see in which I am co-standing and say what the hell is ...? But help me, finally, to pull off this monster! ...

- I offer you another option ... Once I found a scythe on a stone and you do not want to be near him, leave your hubby here, and go to sleep with me yourself, I leave in five minutes and bring you the key to my room ... Coming ?

- And when you come back, what should I do, do not come back here?

- It is still unknown whether I will return ... What time is it?

- Four o'clock...

- You see, while the essence of the matter, I may need to run to work ...

- And if you come back?

- Do you want me to come back?

- I don’t want anything, I just think ... It’s embarrassing for a married woman to end up in the bachelor’s room in the morning ... Even empty ... What will they say if they see me going out? ... I’d rather have this. I will drag you back and close it there, and when you return, in the morning or in the evening, you go here and take the key from me ... Okay?

- And you yourself, without my help, will you be able to drag him there?

- I don’t know ... If it doesn’t work out, then I’ll have to use your hospitality ... But I don’t want to do that ... So I’ll try to manage somehow ... Thank you ... I’m waiting for the key to come ...

When Zhenya returns to his place, Ninel is already caught in a fully-clothed and tinting lip.

- Come on? She asks.

“Come on,” he says. - Only wear a shirt. Turn off the receiver, please.

Stepping away a couple of dozen steps from the house, Zhenya stops, slaps his forehead and says:

- Wait here for a minute, I forgot to take the money ... Suddenly we catch a taxi ...

- I, my dear, have money ... And on the way back I will give you. So no need to come back ...

- No, let me do it ... I am now ...

He runs back, throws a jacket, sticks his wallet with money, runs out into the corridor, knocks on her neighbor and hands her the key:

- Take it, although I left the door open ... All the best to you! ...

- Thank! She thanks. - I don’t dare to hold you any longer ... I hope everything will work out ...

Eugene jumps out on the porch and rushes to Ninel, who is waiting for him in the dark.

- It's all right, let's go!

They were led: they barely leave the interior of the block on the street, as they see a free taxi traveling from the airport, so after five minutes they were already at that very street lamp where their meeting started three hours ago.

“Don't go out,” says Ninel. “Go back to your room, and I'll get there one day ... Where are my keys?”

Ninel starts rummaging through her purse.

“Damn it, where are they?”

And it continues in a whisper:

- And I got a condom: one, the second, the third! As if on a date with a company of soldiers was going!

- Yes, and cost one ...

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