Does he work on a computer? With this question, he went to his friend Hacker. The hacker gave Ralph a whole chest of information and sent him to rest. Having understood everything, Ralph realized that he did not understand anything, although he understood something, but this was just something that he did not understand. Having issued such a conclusion for himself, Ralph finally got confused and decided to achieve everything on his own.

He began with the study of programming languages. He stocked up a disk with a program for writing programs (from such a definition, Ralph got worse, although he couldn't think of anything better). Judging by the title, with the help of this program it is very simple to make another, even without using brains. Ralph liked it, but as soon as he came home, he immediately realized that he had fallen for the bait of the sellers. In this program, the devil himself will break his leg. Cursing a little, Ralph went to the store for a textbook to what he had just purchased. Thus began the study of Pascal, and with it Delphi. Ralph liked it all very much and he achieved a certain skill. This continued his life and, seeing his success and efforts, his parents allowed him to watch TV. It was such a box with big spiers upstairs. She was very much like a monitor from a computer, but could not manage it. TV seemed to be living its own life. One day, watching TV, Ralph saw how he kisses with his own kind (it was a truly unforgettable sight - two TVs come together and touch their spiers, after which they begin to blush, thereby expressing his pleasure). The boy considered this scene for a very long time and put a new question in his pocket - why does he not kiss Rishka? Arriving at the Lyceum, Ralph did not notice how the question fell out of a hole in his pocket and was accidentally seen by Rish. Ralph flushed all over and became like a tomato. To which Irishka only laughed and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Ralph was enchanted; he had never experienced such a sensation. But, watching televisions, Ralph noticed that they are kissing differently. And Ralph wanted to try everything. He went to his school, sought out Rishka and waited for the evening. The evening was not long in coming. He was covered in dark robes with a moon painted on his forehead. Going into the room, Evening immediately went about his business, and in the meantime, Ralph began to slowly move up to his girlfriend. As luck would have it, along with him was also one of his friends - Dimych. Well, this is not such a hindrance, Ralph thought, and struck up a conversation with Dimych first, and then with Rishka. They talked about nothing, and in the meantime, Ralph was moving closer and closer to his girlfriend, until he approached her hair at all - his hair was not allowed further. Despite any persuasion, the hair did not recede, and as soon as they could protect the hostess, then Ralph had to retreat. But he didn’t move away, and even turned out to be even closer to Rishka - he stretched out his hands to her and hugged her waist. The evening was already tired and was about to leave, freeing his place of the night. Dimych noticed this (or noticed the intentions of Ralph) and decided to go home with the evening, while Rishka and Ralph were left alone. She turned to face him, so her hair no longer barked at Ralph and tilted her head slightly to the side. Ralph could not understand what was happening with Irishka - on her lips began to appear, very beautiful and juicy. Ralph suddenly understood everything and clung to her lips with his lips. They merged in a hot kiss. Ralph was overjoyed - his wish came true.

This lasted about five days:

- Sorry, but we can no longer meet with you - it's not that I found another, it's just very difficult for me. Now there is a very difficult period of my life, - so ended the first novel of Ralph and this novel ended Rishka ...

Although this novel was not the first, Ralph recalled how he played with other girls and how he liked them. Although he did not feel anything for Rishka, he could not forget her words and kept returning to them - trying to understand where he had made a mistake, what he had done wrong, but his memory did not give him intelligible answers. The memory only referred to the fact that Ralph recently learned a lot of new things and therefore she cannot remember everything.

Once, Ralph boasted to his friends how he traveled on a steamer with one girl. And he was asked to show this girl, then Ralph took one friend with him and went to the house of the girl with whom he rode. Honestly, he didn’t remember her name, but it’s still half the trouble, he didn’t remember where she lives, then he just went on a whistle and they were alone near the iron door. Ralph knocked and a beautiful girl opened it. Ralph was lucky, and the girl herself remembered him. They talked about many things and nothing at the same time. After a while they went home, after leaving their phones to Alla, that was the name of that girl. A new acquaintance did not take long to wait, and after a couple of days in the apartment of Ralph the telephone rang - it was Allah - so Intuition suggested. And indeed, it was Alla, Intuition did not deceive. They made an appointment for which Ralph didn’t really hurry, because he didn’t like Allah at all, although she might like him as a person, but didn’t like the girl. The meeting went better than expected Ralph - no cute kisses, but just a walk through the streets of the night city. Ralph was not surprised when Alla left him - he was ready for this and deliberately almost did not pay attention to her. At home, Ralph was met by Elta - his favorite, which he brought with him from his young parents. She was a very good girl who walked on four legs and was covered with wool. Despite all this, Elta loved him very much and would not quit for anything - if Ralph was - he was 100% sure of that.

So the whole Winter passed and Spring came. For many, this was the best time of the year - many found couples for themselves, but Ralph did not. He missed Rishka, Janine, and Allah. The whole trio threw him, then he decided to look for his happiness in a virtual machine. He began to devote more time to developing his knowledge of computers. Soon he created his world in a virtual machine. Although it was not such a beautiful world as the others, but it was his world. Soon, Ralph became a hacker. He could already safely go into the virtual and do whatever he wants there. So it was almost summer. But he and virtualke managed to get into the network to the girls. There were not so many of them here, but everyone knew what a computer was and from which side to approach it so that it would not bite. Going into one of the worlds, Ralph saw just an old chat room in which people communicated. He also joined them and it turned out that the milestones of these people brought loneliness here. A great chance to find the other half - isn't it? As it turned out, the main thing in this world was Oshibych. Ralph quickly found a common language with him and soon began to communicate with other settlers of this chat. So he met many people - Nervius, Lushka, Sunny, Red Lady, Aksria and others. All became his good friends and girlfriends. It is enough just to say that he quickly found a common language with Sunny and Lushka, despite the fact that they were a little older than him. He even kissed them, although he had no feelings for them. No, the feeling was, he liked them. And he made friends with Nervius only because their views often coincided, and the stories with them happened about the same - both girls dropped. Although later, Nervius swore to kill Ralph just because he himself was a little blunt in the field of computers. Ralph understood that Nervius was not joking, although he did not attach much importance to these words. Ralph had a harder time with Aksria, he talked to her about everything, even love. There was something about her that made Ralph want to communicate with her more and more often.It even turned out that their zodiac signs coincide - together they were Leos, which was visible by the mane. The longer he talked with Aksria, the more ... Read more →