Page: 1 of 2
Snake Gorynych three-headed
There was also a three-x # yvy -
But not everyone knew it,
Only those who are f # al.
And there were a lot of them -
He often girls tyril,
To have fun a day or two
With a favorite p # zdoy.
He was not a villain at all,
Just had the reputation of being an adulterer
And envious people
He claimed to be a freak.
In Russia, a long time -
If smart - it means lying all
If brave - know a fool,
And the ruble is the price of a nickle.
But this story is not about that -
This theme is for poets
We are talking about
That Gorynych was a beast ...
But not in the usual sense
When disgusting instead of thinking
And he was born from an egg,
Without mother, without father.
He came out like an ugly swan
In scales, with a tail and, thirdly,
There were about three big chapters -
On the shoulders ... and on x # yah.
Do not say something beautiful
But it is convenient, though marvelous ...
At one time you can sleep
Drink vodka and bab e.
At last - the buzz is tripled,
And for women, and hero -
Ass, mouth and manda
Get all off.
So, the girls though ached,
But they loved to go to him.
So sometimes you have
Do not want to go home.
The men in the area - in anger,
You will not approach the sweetheart,
Strives to escape to the snake,
Although tied to x # y.
The serpent is kind cattle,
Always glad to any girl
Although chrome or braid -
After all, not in the face of beauty.
Out for a sweet heart
So the ears will flare up,
Will long delight
And in three x # I do not give it a favor.
Only in a fairy tale you will dream -
Two x # I'm through the loins
Bursting everything inside
And in the mouth - x # st number three.
And stroked his tail over the breasts,
Yes, even the language priladit
And whisper sweet words -
Here the orgasm is ready.
In general, the girls did not hurt
And they lived in joy for a long time,
Pleased to one hundred percent -
In short, the serpent was not easy.
The whole district was entertained,
Pereob all three circles.
Not one left
With a misplaced p # great.
Here misfortune happened -
Somehow in the winter bad weather
Looked at the light
Old friend - Kashchey-morel.
With him pretty drunk,
Bab sometimes together e # Ali
Though Kashchei was not strong,
X # he moved like an elephant
So that the girls trembled,
If the Serpent with Kashchey dragged.
Or stood, though shine carcasses -
Cleared from the heart.
Well, that sad evening
Snake and Kashchey ate candles
And they sat in the dark
Thinking about fate.
He remembered the past,
Childhood, games and other ...
First sigh and kiss,
How jerked off together x # y.
There were, however, sadness
They didn't always give them everything
And running into failure,
Cum poured into the toilet
For your crazy jokes,
E # liu girls, jokes
They had more than once
Get a cudgel in the eye.
Suddenly declare the middle of the night
Pidoras, to the women hunt,
Ilya Muromets - asshole,
Il Ivanushka the Fool ...
Then on the stove suddenly Emelya,
As on the tank rushing boldly -
Give me my pike
But not that, I will, bitches ...
How will those dudes see
What wives make,
Begin to fight to climb -
No, to get next to me
And calmly watching
Drink with kvass,
Enjoy the glorious e # lei -
They need to beat the muzzle ...
And climb with arrogant harey
Worse than these creatures
Roll up sleeves,
Spitting swear words
Rassuponitsya assholes,
Like thieves or urki
And let's download the rights:
Why did not you give me
And suck this scum
And yelling, like b # idi, in orgasm,
Instead of sleeping with my husband
And I'm gonna scratch him.
There is no time for fun -
The noise is like in a bazaar,
They do not immediately pacify
And you can understand the words.
The fingers fan out,
A terrible view of the face let loose
And they strive for a cudgel
Without a reason to move in the ass.
Yes, the sword in the balls
As a sickle, n # zdradradaltsam
Zapadlo
Like the last shit.
Bedolagi, Serpent with Porridge,
Forgiveness
In angry husbands -
It remains to drive back.
Accounted for eds
Fight off like swords
From angry goats,
I got drunk on the rampage.
Fortunately there are four x # I -
They masterfully fencing,
Dispersed drunk rabble,
Cheering honest people.
Im like fun
I remembered right now with a laugh -
Gone, thank you, God,
From the damned saved.
Suddenly there was a noise outside the door,
And into the serpentine cave
Rolled Kolobok -
Without x # I, without arms, without legs.
He jumped like a ball
And let's friends to dog:
Ah, you are a bitch, your mother ...
You would all girls
Instead of helping the cripple
Doomed forever
Only saliva to expire,
When you want to e # it.
Grandfather and woman were drunk
Bake me with a flaw -
X # th forgot to stick
Before you plant in the oven.
Yes, even wanted to eat
Like a cocktail snack.
Because of these assholes
Do not e # vs from time immemorial.
Only with one live a dream -
You will share the hell ...
You, Snake, three,
Give at least one loan.
Give us your friendship,
I need it all right ...
You will manage and so
Tail poke like a cock.
Snake from impudence taken aback
And twitching like a goblin
Just introduced for a moment
What he x # y himself cut off.
He sulked in earnest -
I'm not a prostitute
To trade the body
And x # and distribute to all.
There are enough hunters here
For free x # and my fusion.
I'm not altruist at all.
And in my heart is not like.
Three elda gave nature -
Because I love the people.
I will not give you my x # y,
Though my ass kiss.
Kolobok howled in a fit -
Well, look, Snake ugly,
Are you sorry about
What is greedy with x # it.
And grabbing "Gillet-Mac three"
To Snake rushed into his pants.
He did not even have time to faint -
There is no # I - that's a blow!
Snake fire burp out of the mouth
From the misfortune that happened
Twisted, scored tail
Ringing egg saber.
Between the legs he looks beastly
And he does not believe his eyes -
Here's a badger, Gingerbread Man,
X # nd with him uvolok ...
Our Gorynych fell into ruin -
Sorry for the third x # Inu.
Though not the biggest one,
But then, like a horn, a curve.
The girls happily marveled
And pretty fun -
He was bent like a hook
The snake wore a pot on it.
After this scrape
Although tied snag -
Stunned by all the people
Glancing Snake under the stomach.
Only two x # I, yes stub,
Between the legs hang to the bottom,
Instead of all past beauty
Only tattered panties.
It's hard to survive
Unexpected bad -
The serpent wept and mourned,
Friend Koschey in the corner vomit
After taking a can of vodka
And a barrel of a saddle,
Until morning
They drank bitter friends.
In the morning, tears are worn
And a little sober,
Began to think how to help
The serpent's grief is overcome.
Here Koschei remembered drunk
What is on the island of Buyan
Famous have a fad
Nicknamed Hunchback.
He was small
And not famous for his face,
But x # another could
To toe to get into the boot.
Having heard such a miracle
Swam damn know where.
... Read more →Latest stories of the author
Ter zolupuyu in p ... here,
And then she got it
And drove me in the ass.
I wanted to argue
Well I # sing sing,
But from this twist
Sperm splattered in an instant.
***
I asked for a loved one
Suck my n ... helper,
Her lips opened all,
And he whispers ... "I want to sleep ...
Read more →
They sat for a drink by the window.
Drank vodka with beer
And, as usual, chatted -
Who would you like to be,
And how easier life is to live.
The conversation was banal,
Quasi-semi-sexy.
The girls are all like picking up -
Crap Chernomor,
All used his brothers sea
In the trash would ...
Read more →
I will treat any friend.
This is not a coil at all,
This is a little gun.
This is the mouth and the carriage,
These are two shells,
Now parquet will take off -
Mom will be glad!
I scored a charge in the gun,
And he will not get out of there "
Gun, V. Kaner
I wrote poems with an effort
But suddenly she appeared ...
Read more →