- You ohrenel something? - Slavik even choked and coffee splashed onto his pants. - Damn it!

- Why?

- Never mind! It is necessary to think head off, before advising.

“C'mon: Oh, it’s as if you’re thinking it’s a fine.” Lenchik threw one leg over his leg, then looked at the hole in the sock, at the peeking dirty thumbnail and put his foot back in place - under the chair. - Well, tell me what's wrong with that? You are already engaged in sex, husband and wife after all.

- You are bad.

And Valya said nothing. She was simply not at home at that moment. Lenchik predicted that Slavka would be alone. It is unlikely that he would feel so impressively under Valentina, and with such a proposal.

And the offer was!

In a word, Lenchik found an advertisement in the Internet about finding a young couple who was willing to capture their sex games on a videotape. Only it had to be natural sex, real, without bases, imitations and other amateur performance. From nothing to do, Lenka wrote the answer, that yes, they say, there is such a pair, experienced, everyone who knows and knows how to and the operator is, a professional. Ready, they say, to work. And quite surprised when the answer came. And with such a sum of the fee that Lenchik almost fell into tetanus at the monitor.

Of course, no pair was in stock. Lenchik did not see himself as an actor either - not the reliefs, so to speak, and Zink, with whom he sometimes: well, you know: he will give more in the face, rather than allow the camera to turn on. So the idea was born to come to Slavka.

Slavik and Valyuha got married recently, about six months ago. The wedding was: In the restaurant, on the boat, on the decks the music was playing, in the cabins the girls were allowed to kiss themselves: And at night, when the young retired to the suite, and the old people rolled off the bainki, they and the witness (what was her name? Yes, okay, not important) such a wedding on the table arranged a strip!

Yes, maybe she, this witness, would not have refused today, with the camera, but: However, not about her.

Well, so, after the wedding, the young suddenly became unusually serious, always together, by the hand, they started to keep company, more and more alone, at home. But friends did not take offense, the matter is clear, the young ones, I want to, so to speak. And only about a month ago, Slava seemed to have stopped “forgetting” the addresses and phone numbers of old friends. And called Lenchik.

Today, they were sitting at Slavik in the kitchen, drinking beer, smoking in the open window, and chatting about nothing. Then Lenchik talked about the offer. Yes, the beer was over by that time, and my friends switched to coffee.

- Darling, for the money, and, for such money, anything is possible!

- Yes, I am ashamed in the daytime, in the light. And you say - the camera.

- Wow, well, you, legs are bent. Shy he. Probably nadrachivat at the mirror with Vovka not shy.

- Yes, when was it? Remembered too. - Slavka turned to the window. Then he laughed, remembering what a stupid look Vovik had with a member taken out of his underpants. Then they, I don’t know why, decided to experiment and, undressed by the mirror, remained in their underpants. Then: Oh, yes, yes, they played cards, four, there was still Nuka (he disappeared somewhere, for two years now no matter how he was hearing or his spirit). She and Vovka lost, and Lenchik and Nuka came up with such a task for them - to jerk each other in front of a mirror. However, Vovik, it seems, even liked it. And Slavik did not feel any special emotions. Wet, sweaty fingers: and all the time I tugged at the hairs: and this alien mucus then on his hand: This is when Valya pushes his nails into his trunks: Never. And in general, my wife, in front of the camera. Yah you.

- Well, in front of the camera. But with you and not with anyone else? With you. Now, if I had offered you to go for a ride with someone, or rather, with some other one: And so, we will come up with several plots, take pictures, send, receive money and - Khan.

- Listen, and what I will not expose you? By the neck I will not give? Or in the face, finally?

- But you do not exhibit? And you know why? - Lenchik sat down even more impressively, pushed coffee away and took out a new cigarette. - Money is wanted - one, new sensations are wanted - two, and I offer both that, and another.

- Yes, and I can not do anything like that.

- Well, you have to work on yourself. In short, let's agree - you talk with Valyuha, and I'll stop by tomorrow.

- And here you are - no. You want to talk to Valyuha himself. Just remember - I am against.

Lenchik didn’t want to talk with Slavkina’s wife, but there was no way out.

They went into the room, turned on the TV, someone shot somewhere, someone shouted, someone cried:

Valentine came in the evening. As soon as the key cracked in the door, Slavik slipped off the couch, rushed to the kitchen, boomed cups and a kettle, then managed to take a light raincoat and umbrella from his wife, picked up a rustling bag and simultaneously tickled curl after ear. Lenchik saw all this in a mirror hanging just opposite the entrance to the hallway, next to the sofa. He even thought - this is it, the beginning of the plot. I met him, kissed him, helped me remove my raincoat, then my boots, then:

- And, Lenchik, hello! - Valuha waved her hand out of the hallway and disappeared into the bathroom.

- Well, let's go drink tea, - Slavik grunted meaningfully.

Already then, at the table, after the salad and fried potatoes (Slavik somehow managed to cook dinner), Lenchik sighed heavily and began a difficult conversation.

- Valya, do you need money?

- Why? Do you have any extras?

Slavik turned to the window and took out a cigarette. I supposedly, I have nothing to do with it.

- No, I do not. But you can make it so that you have.

- Yes? And what to do?

“Pornofilm,” Slavik said without turning around.

Well, it saved Lenchik from at least part of the explanations and he looked gratefully at his friend.

- How interesting! What do you need from us?

- Well, you and Slava wife and still, of course, do it. But for free. And then you will do everything the same, but for the money. And, I will tell you, for very rather big money.

- And you, means, you will shoot it?

Lenchik spread his hands.

- And how much do they pay for it?

“Five thousand bucks for a movie.” We need five films. Count. Twenty-five thousand green for five good shots. You are twenty, I - five. All you have to do is fuck a couple of times.

- And what are we? Find yourself some and: - The most interesting thing was that, contrary to expectations, Valentina did not become enraged, did not scream, did not throw tantrums. It was amazing. Lenchik slightly cheered up and went on the offensive.

- By the way, the actors don't get that kind of money, and they are in the cinema with everyone in a row and the darkness around the people.

- So, I did not understand, do not you mind? - Slavik asked in surprise. Valentina said nothing. Then she got up, said something like, "Fuck you, you assholes," and walked out of the kitchen.

Lenchik also understood that it was time to leave, he stretched out his hand to Slavik, said, call and go to dress.

And Slavik called. That evening. Close to midnight. In a trembling voice, he said:

- Listen, we are: well: we agree. When?

- Yes, even tomorrow, in the evening.

Lenchik was delighted!

FIRST EVENING

Lenchik didn’t think that it would become a reality and, to be honest, he was quite noticeably worried. He didn’t even guess at the young spouses. Not his business. Most likely, everything was decided by an elementary desire to make some extra money, or, more precisely, “cut it down for free”. But wasn’t that what he wanted? So the desires were quite understandable and explainable ....