They lived a man and a woman, they had a fool son. He decided how to marry and even sleep with his wife. Now and then pesters his father:

- Marry me, father!

Father and tells him:

- Wait a minute, son, it’s too early to marry you, s ... yours still don’t get to asshole, when you get to asshole, at that time you and I will get married ...

That son grabbed his hands for x ... d, pulled him as tightly as possible, looked - and the truth is that he lacks a bit to ass.

“Yes,” he says, “and it’s too early for me to marry, x ... my mine is still small, it’s not enough for an asshole!” We must wait a year, another.

Time goes on and on, and only the work that pulls x ... d is a fool. And yet he achieved sense, he began to get him ... not only to the asshole - and through lack of it.

- It will not be a shame to sleep with my wife, I will satisfy her myself, I will not let them into strangers! Father thought to himself:

- What to expect from the fool confusing!

Told him:

- Well, son, when x ... you have grown so big that you have enough through your ass, then there is nothing to marry you for: live a bachelor. Sit at home, but your x ... eat it ... and yourself in the ass. So the matter is over.