This is the story that happened to me here.

My husband and I were recently at the same presentation. There were a lot of people, various public figures, ministers, artists, famous people, well, and every idle people was full. I immediately noticed one girl - tall, thin, legs from shoulders, bright red nails and lips - vamp-woman. She was alone, dressed in a dress with a bare back, despite the fact that it was very cold. It is important to defile around the room with a glass in hand, looking for someone's eyes. It must be said, catchy girl.

As at any presentation, there were a lot of all kinds of speeches, a concert, a treat - in general, the people were having fun. We have not been there until the end, tired. Gathered to go home. We went to the car. My husband, gentleman, went to open the door for me, this sometimes happens to him.

In short, we approach the car and see such a picture: this same girl stands at the door of our car, bent over in a characteristic pose, lifting her skirt and legs apart, and pisses directly on the wheel of our car. I didn’t notice lowered panties - she probably doesn’t wear them as unnecessary. Further reminded surrealistic cinema. My husband stared at the damsel. She, without ceasing to piss with a powerful jet, like from a fireboat, and smiling so sweetly, says, addressing my husband: “Oh, excuse me! I was mistaken". SHE WAS WRONG! Imagine? What is interesting? Confused wheel with a toilet? Or near the wrong car piss attached? I could barely restrain the laughter. In short, we, like fools, stand and wait for this person to finish the toilet. And she, as if nothing had happened, continues. A lot, see, accumulated. Her sound was amazing, like a real fire hose. My husband turned his back to her delicately, did not know, poor thing, where to go. And I watched out of the corner of my eye. Finally, she checked out, sighed painfully, shook herself (note - did not wipe), straightened her skirt and disappeared, leaving “oh, sorry, I'm so uncomfortable.”

We got into the car. Husband brought her, and we started off. On the road, he apparently digested what he saw and heard. “Listen, can you explain one thing to me?” He asked.

“What?” I replied. - "She just left the presentation, really she could not do it there, in a warm toilet?". I also had such an idea. Did she try to lure the man in this way? I have no other explanation.