- Well, please ... please. Heck! Nothing again - I have been sitting in front of this damned slot machine for an hour and all for nothing.

I have already begun to look around in search of some heavy object in order to make the “one-armed gangster” armless. I hate to lose. It seems that my view was still the same, because the waitresses avoided me like a plague.

Speaking of birds. I can't even imagine where this casino management found so many beauties to work as waitresses. There were women for all tastes - tall and short; slender and pyshechki; innocent looking and with a damn in the eyes. One thing is common to them - they were all so damn beautiful. Especially one that players in my section of the hall. Not a woman, but Xena - the warrior queen! Six feet two inches tall, athletic folded, gorgeous boobs and long wavy black hair that you wanted to stroke. Even in the smoky room she smelled delightfully. And the girl's name was as remarkable as her appearance - Rosemary.

- Shit! - lost again.

After feeding one more token to the machine, I told myself that everything was the last time, then I get up and leave. All anything, but I said it already half an hour ago. And now the next fifty bucks flew into the pipe. Damn this casino!

Enough. This one-armed gangster won't get a cent from me anymore. Clenching the remaining tokens in my fist, I noticed that Rosemary had gone somewhere, and decided to look for a waitress to replace her. The casino was so hot that it dried up in the throat. Maybe after a glass of beer, I will feel myself.

I got up, looked around in search of a waitress, but suddenly froze in place - not far from me was a gaming machine, rather unusual in appearance; empty, as if just waiting for me. It felt like it was with this “thug” that luck would await me.

Five bucks later, I was ready to admit that I was wrong this time. No, of course, I won a couple of coins, but nothing supernatural happened.

“So,” I said to myself, “it seems that in any case I have no choice.” We will continue to play.

From the side, I probably looked like a complete idiot, although I was the same as the other players. Therefore, nobody cared about me.

Well, in general, you understand - I decided not to shout, but to incline the “bandit” to my side with caress.

“Please, honey, you can.” I know for sure you can.

Nothing.

- Well, once, I no longer need. One time.

Somehow not very automatic machine responds to affection.

- Well, come on, daddy needs new shoes! - I said that?

Wow! Whole twenty five bucks!

Albeit small, but the victory inspired me. Quickly looking around, I bent closer to the machine and whispered ...

- Come on, automatic, I'll win and sew your tits.

Taking a deep breath, I mentally made a jackpot. I was always overcome by secret desires, and among them to win so much money to have enough for a sex change operation, however, I was even afraid to admit it to myself. Maybe my frankness is touching the “gangster”. Well, no, and no trial.

Right?

Excitedly, I looked at the three small windows when the wheels spinning behind them began to stop. Seconds stretched and stretched, the feeling was such as if the whole hall crowded behind me and watched. I already began to despair.

The first wheel stopped. Blue seven - not bad, though, of course purple is better. Two more blue sevens, and I'm a hundred bucks richer.

So the second wheel stopped. Again the blue seven. Yes, one more, please.

Before the third one stopped, it seemed to me that it picked up speed again. Double diamond? And where is he from? There were no diamonds on this machine in the first place - only multi-colored sevens. Anyway - I lost. Obviously some kind of bitch manages this "bandit"!

- Hey, everything, hare baldet. Let others play! - drunk man slapped me on the back.

Suddenly a siren howled over my head.Damn, I've been waiting for this for years - a real jackpot, not a pitiful steward. If only ... oh, fuck, - and if they decided that I was trying to cheat! Although how can you cheat with a gaming machine?

In a panic, I quickly turned around, ready to fight out of the casino. But just when I needed to act as quickly as possible, my swivel chair seized up. Looks like night turned into one endless nightmare.

“Oh, Mrs. Ganhauser, you don't have to get up,” the miniature blonde — the waitress hurried toward me.

Obviously, it was not my siren, but a machine gun behind me. When Veronica, her name was written on the badge, pinned to her blouse, came closer, my intuition said it was time to leave. It seems that I have already gone to the roof, and someone else's winnings are a good signal to be tied up. I've been sitting here for too long, spent a lot of money and spend even more if I stay at the casino.

Hi, I will stay with you until someone from the administration comes, - somehow everything is strange - Veronica stopped near ME, put her graceful hand on MY shoulder and talked to ME!

- Mne-e?

“You don't believe your happiness, right?” - smiling, asked the blonde. - Well, yes, the jackpot for fourteen thousand dollars, from this and not sleep long. Want me to call Mr. Ganhauser?

She gestured toward the next hall, which was separated from our white arch.

- I think he is playing blackjack now.

What is she talking about? Who does she take me for? Not understanding anything, I looked again at the “thug” - there were no two blue sevens and a double diamond in the windows. No, I saw THREE DOUBLE DIAMOND!

“How so,” I whispered. - It can not be.

“I know,” Veronica smiled again. “When you are so lucky, at first it’s very hard to believe, isn’t it?”

“No, it's not at all like that,” slowly, fighting for every inch, I turned to her.

Hell! What happened to me?

- Janice! - Suddenly, I was embraced by a three-pound male carcass, fragrant with cheap cologne. - You did it, baby!

The man pressed his sweaty forehead to my forehead and screamed again ...

- You did it, baby!

- P-go out! - with disgust, I pushed him away and froze; I didn’t have hands — hands, fingers swelled, at least three times, but, in addition, on each of them (except for the thumbs) there were three cheap rings with huge pieces of glass in place of precious stones.

I was slightly freaked out, I looked again at my pens - huge, fat wrists, adorned with tasteless fake gold bracelets. By the way, these hands were thicker than my thighs!

I shouldn’t have to examine myself further - and so clearly that it was not my body, however, I could not stop.

“I think she just needs to come to her senses,” said Veronica, “You will see, sir, now everything will be alright with her.”

In order? In order? No, with me, definitely NOT ALL OK! I looked down and found three extra chins in my back, giant-sized saggy tits, a belly that easily accommodates a bus, hips that three people couldn’t grasp, knives of about fifteenth size, and on top of everything I was wearing a dress, which a cow would definitely buy if it had money. In short, I became a representative of the poorly known species - the land whale is ugly!

But ... In my head now only one thought was spinning ... where is MY body?

“Where ...” I took a deep breath, “where is he? ...”