Two stories of the same type became the editorial staff, in each of which the young man lost his jade rod. They seemed to us very instructive, and therefore we bring them to your attention. 1st case In our laboratory there was a P - meter. This is such a device, if someone does not know, to measure the acidity of liquids. You put an electrode in a glass, an arrow and show that you have it, acid or alkali. And one of the electrodes, old, did not work. Wherever he was immersed, all one shows - acid. And one of our laboratory assistant, Pashka, had been reading books about yogis. It was written there that these yogis can use concentrated sulfuric acid without any harm to health. And Pasha became a yogi. It will bring a new girl to the laboratory, P - meter with a faulty electrode will turn it on, immerse it in a glass of water, an arrow and show P 1. Acid. Pashka this "acid" in one gulp! The girl is ecstatic. But once the pad came out. Pasha P - meter for the next girl cooked, and went on her watch. And someone urgently needed P to measure. He replaced the electrode with a new one, made a measurement and left a glass with real acid in the device. Do you understand? Giggle And Pashka was not laughing! Only he got ready to drink acid, and the girl said to him: “But yogis can drop any part of the body into acid and they won't have anything ... And Pashka is what, he thinks that there is water ... He pulled out his cock. He was handsome ... As they said ... The whole laboratory on the Pashkin howl came running! The girl in the corner is shaking, Pasha’s dick is smoking, dripping from his pants and covering his eyes with holes. Somehow the affected organ was covered with soda, washed with distilled water. After that, Pashka was in the hospital for two months. Pat it patched, but half of the member left ... Case 2 In our laboratory, beginners are tested for knowledge of physics in this way: they take a Dewar vessel with liquid nitrogen. And his temperature is 193 degrees. They put a rubber tube in there. After a few seconds, it freezes, it is taken out and hit on it with a hammer. Tube to smithereens! Then one man tilts the dewar, and the other washes his hands with this liquid.

It is completely safe. A gas layer remains between the skin and liquid nitrogen, so the dirt is frozen and washed off, and the hands are intact. So one Losers saw it and did not understand anything, decided to show off. He collected his friends, the same "experts in physics", and argued that he was peeing in a Dewar vessel. He shoved his horseradish into the neck, but as soon as he began to piss, the liquid nitrogen boiled and spilled out along with the frozen urine back. A member of the poor fellow instantly found himself in a crust of ice. He tried to otkolupnut her, and otkolupnul with a member. The member fell to the floor and crashed. So they didn’t sew him back