One old man had a son, a grown-up boy, the other had a girl at the time. And they conceived to bring them to life.

- Well, Ivanushka! - the father says. - I want to marry you on the neighbor's daughter, get on with her and talk more clearly and more pleasantly!

- Well, Mashutka! - says another old man. - I want to give you for a neighbor's son, get to him, get to know each other!

Here they met on the street, greeted.

“My father ordered you, Ivanushka, to get to know each other better,” says the girl.

“And my father punished me too,” the guy says.

- How to be something? Where are you, Ivanushka, sleep?

- In the clothes.

- And I am in a tomb; Come to me at night, so we will talk with you and let you talk ...

- Well!

Here came Ivanushka at night and lay down with Mashutka. She asks;

- Did you walk past the threshing floor?

- Shel.

- And what, saw a bunch of shit?

- Saw.

- I did it for a shit.

- Nothing - great!

- How can we get along with you? Need to see if you have a good strument?

- On, look, - he said and untied the gashnik, - I am rich in this!

- Yes, sort of something great for me! Look how small I am!

- Let me try: will it have to? And he began to try; x ... he has a stake; how she would wave her - she cried out with all her might:

- Oh, how painful it bites!

- Do not worry! He has little space, so he is angry,

- Well, I told you that the place is not enough for him!

- Wait, it will be spacious.

As she gave her all the best, she said: “Ah, my dear! Yes, your wealth can get money! ”

Finished and fell asleep; she woke up at night and well, kissing him in the ass - he thinks in his face, and he, as he let the heart out, is a girl and says; “Look, Vanya, you smell of scurvy! ...”