Immanuel Leonardovich Frunze was fond of woman ssaki.

This gentleman for many years almost single-handedly supported the collection of Moscow Urinat (for the soul Immanuel Leonardovich collected defecate).

It was hard for him. Not all women agreed to give feces and urine to the scientist. Then he took them in secret, stole, removed from the latrines. Yes, thanks to this, he was not a model of cleanliness. But how can you envy this keen genius in an amicable way!

In his youth, Mr. Frunze had a hard time: he still found the necessary contact with women who had a free urinata, but he overcame his fear and weakness, and decided:

“It's nothing if they deny me what's wrong with that. Nothing if they laugh - the main thing is my idea! ”, After that he often approached the women and, having a little talk, shyly asked them about the possibility of regularly receiving urinate and even feces.

Usually he was denied, then, if the case was happening in an uncrowded place where passersby could not take him for a hooligan and severely beat him, Immanuel stood on his knees before a woman, kissed her boots, cleaned them with a tongue of dirt, licked his tongue between his fingers, the lady was in sandals, prostrated herself face down on the ground and begged the woman to step on his head, back, kick him in the side, wipe his feet on him, spit, and finally pour hot urine, which Immanuel Leonardovich gathered in his mouth and spat out instantly expanded collection nny condom.

Sometimes these scenes happened on a winter night. Then from the urine was a nice white steam.

However, women rarely agreed to this procedure. Therefore, usually the uric donors of scientific luminaries became small girls, who were scared enough for the strongest urination or the old woman: for the same result they had to be long laugh.

However, such a talented collector did extremely rarely: if for a long time there were no new arrivals. The whole charm of the collection was precisely the difficulty of the exhibits.

Mr. Frunze often appealed to the authorities with the requirements to allocate him a room from the cultural fund to house and exhibit the collection: after all, it was stored as thousands of urine-filled condoms and hung from the ceiling in two rooms of a communal apartment owned by Immanuel Leonardovich.

Neighbors did not understand the importance of the collector's idea, did not understand the scientist and the members of the housing committee.

It is because of their negligence that most of the world's greatest Urinat collection is now sold out in private collections.

Moreover, the scientist was subjected to a compulsory medical examination, according to which he was placed in a hospital for an indefinite period of time. Here, in a psychiatric hospital # 113 in Moscow, we met a genital researcher.

I hope the public will not remain indifferent to my story and insist on reviewing the case of Mr. Frunze and the release of the creative enthusiast, and at the same time me, a child psychologist and sexologist, in the past personal physician K. Trudny, a writer and journalist, Karl Kondratyevich Fraerman.